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MrBig

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  1. BV is even worse. At least Charlie Strong had some guys who made it to the NFL. I don’t see anyone on this OU team making a career out of playing football.
  2. It’s no fun here without you since we haven’t heard from @Thatguy all day.
  3. I’d prefer this thread be called the rickshaw of evil
  4. This thread has become the KlattSuckers vs Q-Anons (no CR). Winning a title will wash all of this shit away and convert everyone here into dedicated Sarkaholics.* *Disclaimer: This is a lighthearted joke and not a shot at Sark. It’s meant to describe all the Sark cocksucking that will be taking place here after winning a title.
  5. There’s nothing wrong with being a cocksucker as long as you can get the job done inside the 20.
  6. @Longhornlove actually called you the Klatt cocksucker and said the word “yummy” like he has some skin in the cocksucking game
  7. I had all my deep football fantasies fulfilled for a lifetime watching Vince Young play like he was invincible in 2005. So forgive me if I want my football orgasms satisfied by a VY type of elite QB while you are satisfied with jerking off to Quinn’s bus driver game management level of play.
  8. Why do those who say Quinn has no faults not understand sarcasm?
  9. Aside from the OL pass blocking being an issue (despite Quinn throwing for 358), how does the other shit explain why Quinn can’t throw a pass TD in the red zone? I’d like to say it’s receivers dropping the ball, but once we’re inside the 20, Quinn can’t even throw the ball close to the receivers because it’s all floaters sailing out of the back of the end zone.
  10. You’re throwing teammates under the bus again. “Everyone fucked up their jobs but Quinn was money because he threw for 358.” Yet he struggles throwing pass TDs in the red zone according to you because our rushing ypc in the red zone is too low. Instead of blaming others for Quinn’s shortcomings, just own it that Quinn struggles to score pass TDs in the red zone. He’s still a goddamn wizard at moving the team up and down the field with his ability to put the team in a position to score. Those 358 yards didn’t just come out of thin air. See how that works? I can praise and criticize Quinn all in one post without blaming others for his achievements and faults.
  11. You must be my insomnia twin because I also caught this movie for the first time this week too. The whole time I kept thinking Heather Graham was a terrible actress and she was much better in the movie with Chris Klein where she thought she was fucking her brother.
  12. The actual quote was “Texas was able to beat Clemson even though Klubnik was Superman.” Here you go fucking lying again and making shit up like you always do.
  13. Herbie is just projecting. He’s pissed he couldn’t nepo baby his kids into the Ohio State football program and his head is exploding that his son is going to Michigan. So he’s projecting by saying teams got into the CFP who didn’t deserve it while other more deserving teams were left out.
  14. Well technically we ran for 58 yards in the Georgia game and Quinn’s sacks added a -27 the rushing total making it 31 yards. So fucking what? Clemson ran for 76 yards against us and Klubnik put the team on his back and nearly got them within 7 if they didn’t get stuffed on the 1 yard line. The QB is supposed to step up and make shit happen when the running game sucks, not sulk around and have guys like you blaming the lack of offensive production on the shitty run game. Having a QB who is unable to score points with passing plays despite having a great statistical number of passing yards is pretty shitty considering our QB is a 5* and the guy calling plays is Steve Sarkisian.
  15. It’s almost as if all the talking heads didn’t watch Texas games and just looked at the stats all season. And then when people actually watched Texas play during the SEC Championship game, they said wait a minute, this is the offense Texas is rolling with? It’s not like all the talking heads decided to coordinate with each other and shit on Quinn at the same time. They’ve just finally watched a full Texas game with the offense we’ve been seeing since Quinn came back from injury.
  16. If this is true it makes Quinn look like a bigger pussy than people already think he is. This university has done nothing but roll out the red carpet for Quinn and he’s also Sark’s #1 guy. Blaming the fans for Quinn being miserable at Texas is such a cop out. You act like Quinn is getting the GG treatment from fans when that’s not even close to what is going on.
  17. Electronic jammers are illegal in the United States. They can’t even use them in prisons to block cell phone signals.
  18. I hate this too and I know my hate is real because it makes me want Bob Cole back for a split second before I come to my senses.
  19. Quinn must be fucking soft as Charmin if he’s moping around Texas unhappy after being given the keys to the kingdom for the third year in a row. Quinn’s lucky he has the Manning excuse to deflect criticism about his play. Bitching about his moonball floaters and throws behind the receiver has nothing to do with wanting Arch. We just want our QB to throw some fucking dimes consistently. I actually feel bad for Quinn if you are in his inner circle and giving him career advice. I hope you aren’t his agent or manager. Although this would make sense why he is unhappy if he is hearing bullshit from people like you on a daily basis. I doubt Quinn reads message board threads like this unless you are chirping these comments into his ear. And if Quinn is getting butthurt from reading fan comments on Twitter, then he is about to get a rude awakening when he goes to the NFL.
  20. My dad thought Arch was Taaffe pulling a Travis Hunter and taking snaps on both sides of the ball.
  21. If you lived in San Antonio in the early 2000s, you would’ve hated the Time Warner Cable commercials that came on at 2AM and were 3x as loud as any TV show you had on in the background to fall asleep. I love Manu Ginobili but it pissed me off waking up in the middle of the night to hear him talking loudly with his accent about how much he loved being a TWC customer.
  22. We’re talking about whether we should put Quinn’s head at the bottom or top of our Texas Mt. Rushmore totem pole since we’re gonna have to start stacking those heads pretty soon.
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