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MrBig

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  1. Brent Venables thinks Hilary Swank was the best Karate Kid.
  2. Brent Venables looks like Marcy D’Arcy
  3. Sark doesn’t seem like the type to throw out the baby with the asswater.
  4. JFC is this why Loreal didn’t go to Jeff’s wedding?
  5. What happened during this play, why did Sark shake his head and pick his nose?
  6. Maybe if the team stopped fucking around with their jewelry and turnover swords on the sideline, they would notice the product on the field is complete asswater.
  7. So Kiffin is Freshwater and Sark is Asswater?
  8. Texas Football 2025: Flooding our OL with Asswater
  9. When Sark took over to be Atlanta’s OC after Kyle Shanahan, the offensive production plummeted.
  10. Sark was caught on national tv picking his nose and eating his boogers. This shouldn’t be surprising to any of us.
  11. Maybe Venables will get trampled coming out of the tunnel this year.
  12. Sark wasn’t even on the Alabama staff during that season. He won the title at Alabama in 2020 during the COVID shortened season, so it’s more like a *championship since that season was not a normal one.
  13. Wasn’t Bo Davis talking shit behind the scenes about Sark’s culture when he left for LSU? I remember hearing rumors Bo was saying everything wasn’t as it seems, but we were winning so we just told him to kick rocks.
  14. “We haven’t played to our standard, we haven’t coached to our standard.” Sound familiar? Tom Herman 2.0
  15. I can’t handle Part Deux of Mack cockblocking Saban for a second time. I’m too old for this shit. At least I got to see VY when I was in my prime. I don’t ever see something like that happening to Texas again the way things keep going over the past 20 years.
  16. It’s giving Herman’s “Of Mice and Men” analogy after losing to Maryland. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24568960/texas-longhorns-coach-tom-herman-invokes-mice-men-loss-maryland-terrapins Texas, Herman said Monday, was like the simple but brutish Lennie from Steinbeck's classic "Of Mice and Men." The Longhorns tried so hard to win that they killed their chance to do it. "Lennie wanted so badly to touch the rabbit and play with the rabbit -- he squeezed it so hard, he killed the rabbit," Herman said, noting he told linebacker Gary Johnson to read the book. "I know that seems maybe out there a little bit. I think that's what the first quarter was. We wanted it so badly, we got in our own way quite a bit." Herman mangled the analogy a bit. In the novel, Lennie kills a puppy, a mouse and a woman and only dreams of rabbits. And Lennie gets killed at the end.
  17. Milwee was his OC at Akron and is helping to carry on the tradition of sucking ass at in game adjustments.
  18. I believe it. A guy I knew woke up in a jail cell, glass still in his mouth thinking he had killed someone (he was drunk) and was panicking his life was over. It turns out he was in jail because he had been T-boned by an even drunker girl who rammed into his car. He was still facing DUI charges, but the surveillance footage showed him driving normally. A girl ran the red light and slammed right into his car, the impact so severe that the glass from the window flew into his mouth. He didn’t remember getting in the car to drive, he just said the last thing he remembered was taking shots at the bar and then waking up in a jail cell. He was 13 miles into the drive and 1.5 miles from his house. This was pre-Uber days but I’m sure shit like this still happens regularly.
  19. Murphy and Brooks were Herman signees.
  20. “All gas, no brakes” sounds like “big tits, no testing” and now we’re shocked our dicks are leaking yellow juice because we spent the last 5 years being focused on body count instead of actually vetting people for quality.
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