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  1. Horn
    Mayonnaise is terrible. Jalapeño Mayo is delicious. As is the Jalapeño mustard they sell.
  2. Horn
    People with her financial means don’t usually go to MD Anderson. The doctors from Anderson, Sloan and Cleveland go to them.
  3. Horn
    A&M is an embarrassment to the state of Texas.
  4. Horn
    I’ve been with USAA for 20+ years. I knew I was overpaying for homeowners, but when they tried to raise my rate by 20% this year I finally caved. I made one phone call to Allstate and they gave me the exact same coverage for 60% less. My auto rate was competitive, but I switched both. Clowns.
  5. Horn
    When gas powered leaf blowers are outlawed only outlaws will have gas powered leaf blowers.
  6. Horn
    Think fast. Run fast.
  7. Horn
    Dave Whiteman: Max, I think it’s time you stopped all this screwing around and started to learn the hanger business. Max Whiteman: I don't like hangers. Dave Whiteman: You don't like hangers? It’s hangers that clothe you, and it’s hangers that feed you!
  8. Horn
    Well done.
  9. Horn
    yeah, go fuck yourself if you’ve already forgotten about Stonie Clark
  10. Horn
    Lovell Pinkney
  11. Horn
    Tent poles? mmm-hmm You already have a tent? Well, something like that. Well, you give me the model number on the tent and I can order you the poles. Nah, never mind I want a tent. Well, what kind of tent? The kind with the most poles.

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