lulz can't wait to watch them debate, you cant write headlines from the telephone game when they are talking to each other on stage.
You should post the actual quotes from Trumps "quotes" you state (they don't exist).
Here's some actual quotes from classic Biden gaffs he actually says:
"tomorrow is super Thursday"
"150 million people have been killed since 2007 when Bernie voted to exempt the gun manufacturer's from liability"
"it would put 720 million women back in the workforce"
"nobody should be put in jail for a nonviolent crime"
"my name is Joe Biden I'm a democratic candidate for the United States Senate"
"make sure the television, uh excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night"
"poor kids are just as talented just as bright as white kids"
"we choose science over fiction, we choose truth over facts"
"think about it, we hold these truths to be self evident, all men and women created by uh you know you know the thing"
"the man who will be the next president of the United States, Barack America!"
"you cannot go to a 7-11 or a duncan donuts, unless you have a slight Indian accent, I'm not joking!"