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TexasEx

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  1. Hmm.. thanks for the idea. Maybe we should throw a ridiculous offer at Grinch. Not because we want him, but because we want the mouth breathers to search their trailer park couch cushions for enough coin to "save" him from the evil Texum Longhorns.
  2. GTFO gooner. We don't give a shit what you think. Enjoy getting your shit pushed in this year
  3. Seems like it has to be. We already cucked the fuck out of Ash. Can’t be him.
  4. We'll see but makes sense. Would potentially cut against Sark's ties to SoCal. Motivatation to keep him in Austin.
  5. Sigh. Here we go. Banks's gf, poleassassin_ (on IG) has a pet monkey (also on IG) who was a Bama fan but will now be a Texas fan. Football support staff is making him some tiny chaps and a miniature cowboy hat as we speak. Plan is to have him ride Bevo out of the tunnel at Sark's first game.
  6. Nahlin finally dropped the hammer on Urban boys. It's over. Hope he takes SIL to Jacksonville and Ewers comes home.
  7. We are witnessing the weaponization of Texas. We've unfurled our Banks-sized wang and will be helicoptering all over the country whipping the best corches and 'croots to Austin.
  8. Me thinks CDC saw us shitting on the 15 year old St. David’s banner and 1984 podium from the last presser. Definitely an upgrade.
  9. My money on the monkey. He wants the fuck outta Bama.
  10. Off topic, but so is the snake bullshit.
  11. No, Nahlin says OB's report that Sark has not been in contact with Arnett is absolutely wrong.
  12. Tennessee just hired Kevin Steele in an as-yet unnamed role during a supposed hiring freeze, and the assumption is Pruitt is out. Question is whether he'll be too tarred up by the investigation stuff for Texas to consider, assuming he's done at Tenn.
  13. Say trilateral commission one more time and see what happens.
  14. Heard he put his cb in on Sark to Texas just this evening.
  15. I saw the same thing, but it looks like it’s just an advertisement related to their national championship. I didn’t realize Banks had only been there three years so that’s something. Welcome aboard. That’s your one mulligan. Next time you fuck up you’ll wake up at midnight with @futureman doing things you’d never imagine in your worst nightmare.
  16. https://twitter.com/EricNahlin/status/1349143463439249408?s=20
  17. It’s the bourbon. At least that worked for me.
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