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TexasEx

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  1. Having followed Texas sports for the better part of 30 years, this is fucking glorious. I don’t care if Schloss is an abject fucking failure here, although I hope, and expect, he will succeed and achieve more than he ever could with little brother. Texas football is finally back up, just as we crash the SEC and restart our rivalry with the Ags. They edge into a college baseball World Series hoping to become relevant in any major sport since the pre-Hitler days, only to lose the whole thing by a run and have their prized coach leave the next day for the evil Longhorns. Absolute fucking poetry. Days like today are glorious, hilarious, and will fuel the rivalry - and “evil Texas” rhetoric - for the next 50 years. Enjoy the aggy tears. They’re particularly salty today.
  2. Aggy getting their shit pushed in at the CWS while we steal their badass coach is nirvana. Nature is healing.
  3. Three years ago we stole half their coaching staff. Now let’s take half their players.
  4. Maybe he'll be great. Maybe he'll suck. Who knows. It is true the guy has won everywhere he has coached, but that's been while playing the role of the underdog. We've seen how that background can fail miserably at a top-tier program.
  5. Sark is fucking ready and so too should you be.
  6. Let me help you out here. It's not true.
  7. *meaningful trophy
  8. No question it's texum. The money, the embarassment, the exodus, but most importantly the lack of a fucking trophy.
  9. It's amazing, though not entirely surprising, how Bilbo managed to leave an even bigger dumpster fire in collie station than he left at FSU with less time, although I suppose he was more experienced at program wrecking this go-round. Poor aggy, this time he didn't luck into any championships. I would not be surprised to find out that the night he arrived in the station, Bilbo took a huge, steaming shit on the hallowed grass surrounding kyle while lighting a cigarette, dreaming of the buttfucking he was about to deliver ole' army. Glorious, wonderful times indeed.
  10. Remind me how many fucking times your program has been relevant in the last hundred years you dog worshiping, borderline regarded millennial fuckwad. You don’t even come close to sniffing Nebraska’s somehow still blue blood, cornhusking ass. PS. Your city smells like bum piss and rain. And huskies are shit dogs. They shed too fucking much and almost always run away. Fuckkkkk off.
  11. Love the sentiment. Don’t love the fact he’s tagging an opposing team’s head coach. Neg away, I guess.
  12. Dabo would be about the aggiest corch to hire, so that's who I'm going with. It would be an aw shucks, bible thumping repeat of Jimbo's tenure, and it would be glorious to watch.
  13. He’s back, for now.
  14. Like this shit? Go sign up for Texas One if you haven't already. https://www.texasonefund.org/
  15. Link to watch, for the true degenerates.
  16. If that happens, they should go after Lanning. Probably an upgrade at head coach with the added benefit of screwing over an in-conference rival.
  17. Decade after decade, the Hellraisers' ability to piece together a perfectly imperfect band of misfits is impressive.
  18. We would mudhole both these teams. Fuck the national talking heads talking up Utah as a playoff team.
  19. Been a lot of bad football today. Hoping we play a clean game and whip their ass.
  20. I am on board with the sentiment but do not quote or rely upon that motherfucker.
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