OK let's see. This one for all the marbles. It's really really difficult:
Q: You are are a MAGA kid from a Catholic High School at a pro-life rally participating in your school cheer or whatever on the steps of a DC Monument. An elderly native American man chanting and banging a drum approaches you. Do you:
1. Courteously move out of the way because he is an elderly person, not to mention another fucking human being in a public space leading up to a National Memorial, not to mention obviously (for anyone who is not a total fucking idiot) engaging in some kind of song/dance/ritual possibly of a religious nature and might not be paying as much attention to his surroundings, or might have a reason for wanting to choose that particular path, or
2. Mock him, taunt him get in his face, because, Goddammit HE approached THEM!!!
Hmm, that's a tough one.
And when passing judgement on the event, do you:
1. Look at the 3 seconds of the recording where the man arguably approaches the kids and say, "Yup, that's all I need to see, he was the aggressor, fake news, build the wall, MAGA MAGA MAGA!",
or
2. Look at the whole fucking video and see that the kids behaved in a really sickening manner.
Although I have to say the "He started it" excuse dovetails nicely in with the infantile behavior consistently epitomized by the Cheeto. That excuse shouldn't fly unless you're three fucking years old. Who gives a good goddam who started it? Why is that even at issue? The behavior of those kids is vile.
I have to say I was encouraged by the swift condemnation of the events by the school authorities and a number of Kentucky politicians. Then of course came the practically illiterate rant by the alleged mother of one of the kids. Like we didn't already know where it came from. Nice call, Brisket.
I mean, I appreciate that some of y'all think this kind of behavior is on the way out with the Boomer generation, but let me tell you something, I'm old AF, and the shit doesn't stop. It grows new legs every fucking time.
I just want to go weep. Instead I'm going to go catch a plane to Florida. Yay me.