Longhorn Fever

How's this for a GIF response? I think your mom is calling you home for dinner and to finish your cipherin' homework.

We'll get right on it.

It's really not that hard, is it?

Haha. The defense was on the way to do the same but ran into ArmyBrat and his octogenarian brother and pussed out.

Still having trouble with reading comprehension, I see. You are the one calling yelling "I played football." Everybody here has said LSU won and had the better team Saturday. With 12+ flops/cramps, was LSU tougher? What is the answer? Were your fellas out of condition, or are they flopping cheaters?

Ooo, sick burn

You are a real pussy, aren't you? I would venture to say that many of the posters played football before, too. Yeah, I'm an old guy that played when we only got a couple of opportunities for a water break in the Texas heat. We usually got a cup to drink and maybe another that you could choose to drink or pour over your head. What a crying baby you are!

Haha. Really? So, nor mean ol' Texas done made the Tiggers go sit in the car with the windows up? Poor fellas. Call CPS!!!!

Is the person that taught him flopping technique still on staff?

It was HOT, y'all

LSU is just classy that way. Didn't want to say anything about it, but the question was asked and they had to answer honestly.

Haha. Is #33 a flopping QC coach on staff now?

I heard UT redirected all of the exhaust from the physical plant to the visitors' locker room air ducts and raw sewage to the sinks and showers.

Subliminal message to the LSU D?

Haha. This makes my post above all the better. If O knew there was not AC, why didn't they bring their own like Bama?

From the SEC locker room article linked above by sith_horn: Maybe the reason Bama owns LSU is because they can plan for basic needs better than the Fightin' Tiggers.

DDP

Call the waaambulance. This is nothing new in college football. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/20918212/visiting-locker-rooms-college-football-nice-reason I am sure that the locker room was not nice; maybe it does or does not have AC. I guess your offense did not use the locker room? Considering LSU's library is in poor condition, but just spent $28M on their locker room, are you sure that LSU even has AC in the visitors' locker room? If it does, can LSU afford to keep AC running or in operable condition? https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/sports/lsu/article_116f4336-acd2-11e9-9b43-43677be4c82c.html https://www.thenewsstar.com/story/news/2019/07/23/la-s-college-campuses-crumble-lsu-locker-room-gets-28-m-makeover/1802916001/ https://www.insider.com/lsu-spent-28-million-on-a-locker-room-and-students-arent-happy Just admit your defensive players are either unconditioned pussies, or your team uses unethical/unsportsmanlike tactics to slow down play.

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Totally with you on 1-3, especially 2. But, come on, 4? He was busy selling cuhSEEtuhs.

Straight up. He hiked the ball to Jesus, raised his arms and staff and the whole center of the field opened up. Peter could tote the rock right up the middle at will. Jesus killed it with the RPO.

We volunteered at some Duke football games a few years back as a fundraiser for our kid's HS band. The long-time workers were still talking about when Bama came to Duke a few years before that. I think it was 2010? Would be interesting to see their reaction to a visit from Texas. Yes, you are in the land of the round ball now. As you quest for brisket in the Triangle, do NOT go to The Pit Authentic Barbecue in downtown Raleigh. I have given them two chances. Both times I got overpriced, under-portioned slices of rubbery, flavorless meat. The best (not saying much) brisket I have had here is at the original Q Shack in Durham. I believe the owner is at least from Texas.