I posted this to Hornfans and the Shag back in 2011 when the ags ran away from us the first time. Might as well bring it back now in light of their BOR meeting on Monday.
Brave Sir Aggie
Bravely bold Sir Aggie rode forth from his Big 12 (ed. SEC) lotHe was not afraid to die, O brave Sir AggieHe was not at all afraid to not be broadcast in many waysBrave, brave, brave, brave Sir AggieHe was not in the least bit scared to be second to UTOr to have to earn his funding by his own keepTo have his colleagues' dough to his benefit splitAnd his signed contracts all hacked and mangled, brave Sir AggieHis tradition smashed in and his honor cut outAnd his rivals removed and his TV unpluggedAnd his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt offAnd his penis...Brave Sir Aggie ran awayBravely ran away, awayWhen big brother reared its mighty horned headHe bravely turned his tail and fledYes, brave Sir Aggie turned aboutAnd gallantly he chickened outBravely taking to his feetHe beat a very brave retreatBravest of the brave, Sir Aggie