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  1. Longhorn Fever
    Ha, that’s what I figured. I reckon most all work by borrowing a password.
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    I am not sure I understand. You are saying you can watch some channels through the Spectrum app on an AppleTV without a Spectrum account? How does this work?
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    Can any of you wizards explain how to combine data from 30+ tables into one new table table with a new column that adds the original table name from which each row of data was extracted?
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    Wonder if that had to do with what appears to be orange pants?
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    <<Assorted arguments about cultural similarities and differences in and around around Germany>> [Morris Berger] Woudn't it take a great leader to unite people with all of these cultural and regional differences? Wanna come over for dinner and discuss? Let's make it potluck. I'm a little short on cash right now[\Morris Berger]
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    It surprises me that some of the Surly top-1% that often castigate others to ask their husbands regarding routine home and car maintenance, pay others to perform a task as simple as trimming your nails. I mean, sure, you sometimes have a cute girl messing with your hands and feet, but I thought Surls only date 11s and marry 14s anyway.
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    Don't think that's gonna be too much better. It's fun to watch the game threads during a game. People seem to be allover the place between lags in cable, satellite and streaming. Remember that signal is being sent to space and back, then through internet to your home. I remember trying to listen to Craig Way call the games on XM while trying to sync with my DISH tv signal; several seconds difference.
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    First thing I though of, too. Geez, I am starting to wonder if I am a phlegm sock after posting all those pics.
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    I didn’t watch much of this game, but actually saw 73 get flagged for holding on a play. The very next play Baylor had a guy that blitz that looked like he would get to Hurts. Yep, 73 is committing an egregious hold and Jalen gets just enough time to complete a long pass, I believe to convert a first down with no flag thrown for the hold
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    I am not sure I could get by without my butler. How long have you been going without yours? Who else would warm and set out my clothes for the day, bring up the morning news on the WC computer monitor, pour my glass of OJ... Oh, wait. Wrong thread. You weren’t talking about that butler, we’re you? Carry on.
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    Has Briles name come up in association with this job? You know he’s just down the road from the Arky border. Might be time to get away from the UIL heat in Mt. Vernon and get into the SEC where rape and illegal recruiting aren’t looked down upon so much. The good folks in Arkansas believe in giving a poor guy a chance to rehabilitate himself.
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    God, I hope it doesn’t happen, but Mensa’s curious ways leads to me think: Curiosity Killed the Tom-Cat
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    It may not happen, but I guarantee that there will be some ESecPN talking heads proposing such a thing.
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    @Ignatius, you honestly believe the committee members nor the pollsters are not influenced by the talking heads on ESPN? C’mon, pull your head out. And, no, this team should not be concerned about playoffs.
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    ESecPN analysts will find a way
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    OMG. That thread gave me a great laugh. I knew delusion was a typical ag symptom, but some of those dudes...
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    What time is it? from Raleigh, NC TEXAS!
  18. Longhorn Fever
    Exactly. How ever did religion get mixed up in an Art Briles thread?
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    The big kahuna gets it. The big fish needs to adjust his sarcasm detector
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    Is that big yellow section in the lower bowl between the 5 and 45 the LSU band? No wonder the swamprat ags were so upset with us putting their band in the upper deck.
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    ...or three?
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    Addle-brained meth heads Eating bags of dicks all day Will cry this weekend
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    Oklahoma where the wind comes rushing down the plain. Still smells like shit
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    Way to jinx it
  25. Longhorn Fever
    Sorry. You’re gonna have to retake your reading agrehension course again. Gritty losses to powerful SECSECSEC teams only count if the losing team is also a gritty SECSECSEC team. Gritty losses by bdf teams to SECSECSEC teams are actually evidence of domination of a clearly inferior opponent by an unmotivated SECSECSEC team that clearly did not want to be there and/or whose team was subjected to locker rooms heated just below the temperature of the surface of the sun, and had to play on a watered-down or otherwise inferior surface that only affects the SECSECSEC team. Moose out front shoulda told ya. Next time study the proper dagma a little harder. Maybe you should squeeze your testicles while you read. Hope this helps.

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