"So the bracket is of course the number one seed, Alabama, the Crimson Tide undefeated, winners of the SEC. Number two seed, as expected, undefeated ACC champion Clemson, and number three of course is Ohio State, again the winners of the Big Ten. Guys, I think the big surprise is the four seed, a lot of people thought it might be one-loss Pac-12 champ Oregon, there were some rumblings Georgia or Notre Dame might slide in there, and of course Oklahoma as the Big 12 champion was the heavy favorite to land that fourth slot. Instead we get 8-4 Texas, which not only didn't win its conference but lost to OU twice by a combined 70 points. I guess my question to you, Joey Galloway, what the fuck?"
"Reese, what the fuck indeed. It's a hard one to figure. I mean, Jesse, you gotta look at what the committee did here and really say 'what the fuck'."
"Joey, yeah, no doubt, you and I were watching the selection show together and I remember we both said that same thing when Texas was selected fourth, you know, 'what the fuck'."