Chili dog

I see what you did their.

They’re not just eating dogs in Springfield (no CR)

From a government office shitter… TEXAS!!!!

I got this text from my brother in law who went to Okie light and hates OU almost as much as I do: “So we are on Fall Break and I’m hanging out with Everly. She decided she wanted to go eat at BWW (she likes it, not just me). So we sit down and I notice a replay of the Red River Rout is playing off in the corner. Then I see an ou hat in the restaurant. I asked the lady manager when she walked by if we could put it on the big tv. She responded “you know it’s not live, right?” I quickly said, “Sure do!” She changes the TV comes back in and loudly says, “Got the replay on for you.” The ou fan is as red as his hat. I might have to fight my way out of here…”

Ketch will end up figuring it out and putting it on blast.

Someone needs to make a gif of the Naked Gun scenes where OJ is in traction and keeps getting folded in two or when he gets shoved down the stadium bleachers in a wheelchair and superimpose BV’s face on it. Or the OU logo.

Same

Anyone know how much guaranteed money he got with his most recent contract extension?

This is absolutely fantastic.

I’m on the “fuck more” train, too. Unfortunately, my wife is the engineer and the train ain’t left the station in a while.

Anyone else have an OU fan in his life who obnoxiously declared Jackson Arnold’s clear superiority to Arch Manning prior to last year’s Alamo Bowl? Same cocksucker might’ve insisted that Arch was 3⭐️ talent with a 5⭐️ name? Yeah, I have a few of those, too, and I’m going to make sure those shit bags all wish they had never met me.

Just bumping the thread because OU tears are delicious.

This seems optimistic. I look at Tulane as a toss up and South Carolina as a more certain loss than Auburn.

JT Daniels is the closest I can come up with as far as the combination of recruiting pedigree and an incredibly elongated career underwhelming fans from coast to coast at multiple universities. I still think DJU takes the cake because of his ability to lock down starting jobs at schools with no better options and destroy offenses from within despite obvious physical gifts. It’s truly incredible.

I thought Grumpy Old Men was his finest work.