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Chili dog

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  1. Chili dog
    #buildthewall (no cr)
  2. Chili dog
    The gate is gone. There is no gate.
  3. Chili dog
    Can’t help but notice this recruitment collapsed the instant a very rotund ham-consuming fraud put in his crystal ball to Texas.
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    Georgia Michigan Washington (I think FSU probably gets this spot, but I had to change something up) Texas
  5. Chili dog
    I like Thunderstruck because of the repeated mention of, “Texas,” which offers the opportunity for fan participation, but I’m open to other options.
  6. Chili dog
    His name is Vince DeDario, too. More like Vince DeDiarrheo!
  7. Chili dog
    I still wish we’d offer Stone stupid money just to drive up his price for those inbreds.
  8. Chili dog
    Exciting end to regulation. One of the best onside kicks I’ve ever seen.
  9. Chili dog
    How about if we just chant, “Big 12 Sucks!”? I will NEVER do the SEC chant other than in an ironic context, like, say, after winning the conference in our first year… but probably not even then.
  10. Chili dog
    So he had to redshirt. X was the day one best WR on the team. This is not even close, drops or no drops. Sweed was big and he benefitted from open passing lanes due to the freak throwing him the ball.
  11. Chili dog
    Man, you were able to listen to that? The only thing worse than reading Ian Boyd is listening to that boring-ass son-of-a-bitch. Didn’t they used to play recordings of him at Guantanamo when the water boarding didn’t work? Thanks for taking one for the team and falling on that grenade, you masochist.
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    I was in the cheap seats and there were times I was afraid either Hall or Huey was going to land on me.
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    Honestly, I’d rather have last year’s line.
  14. Chili dog
    Yeah, that guy. Our line was a disaster, regardless, but his game against us probably got him half those votes. We had no running game without Colt scrambling. Our pass game had to be quick all year because we had no pass pro. We were straight ass up front. We weren’t much better in 08.
  15. Chili dog
    Our OL was complete shit in 09. Need I remind you of the attempted murder of Colt McCoy by Ndamukong Suh in which no one wearing a number between 50 and 79 offered any assistance whatsoever?
  16. Chili dog
    Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe “deviant” and “deviate” are similar. I only know this because the word “deviate” is used in the criminal codes in phrases such as, “deviate sexual behavior.” It used to irritate the hell out of me.
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    I believe that was one of Sark’s goals when he got here.
  18. Chili dog
    He’s nursing, man. Take it easy.
  19. Chili dog
    Reminds me of the one about never asking a man where he’s from. If he’s from Texas, he’ll tell you. If he’s not, you don’t want to embarrass him.
  20. Chili dog
    Might’ve been cool if they’d used actual football highlights.
  21. Chili dog
    Dude, I always misread your handle as USANALonghorn. I’m glad you cleared that up. Seriously, though, thanks for your service.
  22. Chili dog
    It’s just PTSD from repeated roles as bridesmaid.
  23. Chili dog
    Seriously! I just want to take those idiots by the hand and point them to any list of college rankings that ever existed and say, “if you’ll just peruse these lists, you’ll see why your coaches gave little to no pursuit. They learned education was important to the young man, and they moved on, as that’s one of the things your school does not offer.” I’m pretty sure both McKinley and the coaches are only interacting to placate the locals. They may not know where he’s going, but they know it ain’t LSU.
  24. Chili dog
    I made myself watch that Neenja garbage, but that’s where I draw the line. You might as well have posted an Ian Boyd story.
  25. Chili dog
    Exactly.

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