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Well we blew 'em away at the Grammy's show by refusin' to play and refusin' to go and just when we thought fame would last forever along came a band that wasn't even together now, that's alternative, man. that's alternative to alternative I feel stupid and contagious.

and omitting that neither Miss State nor Auburn would have beaten Texas. ...they lucked out and padded their stats by playing aggy. thus somehow making aggy look better. Besides the hilarity of the contrast surrounding actual military academy cadets running into the dorks at the core at aggy...the next best part of a match up with Army in a bowl would be them trying to explain the season long "any team from a conference with teams that struggle with Army........." narrative that has somehow kept them warm this football season.

Sam, LJH and Collin would embarrass aggy in a way that would destroy their world view for another 10 years... they would have to live with it for the remainder of Jimbo's fleecing of their "donor class." Other teams that would embarrass them in a bowl game Oklahoma Oklahoma State West Virginia Texas Tech Maryland Kansas State and TCU would give them a good game USC..... meh.. not so much.

Mother fuckers aren't dead yet! Post Maryland game, and while most fans of the University of Texas's football program were still steeped in their lazy hatred for Tim Beck and their belief that his removal would be the panacea change needed to affect our return "back." Smart observers realized that the offense was Herman's baby, and Herman needs a Sam like QB to be his on field surrogate...the guy in the booth with the play book is tertiary in order of importance to the effectiveness of Herman's offense, if it's even that. It was clear after Maryland that Herman and Sam hadn't gotten rolling yet, but with the improvement on the line, this roll was only a matter of time. Tom Herman is one of the best offensive coaches in college football..some say the best..and the arguments I have heard for that position seem rather compelling. No, what worried me after watching the Maryland game was the gashing of the defense. There was no help on the way for any of that. That was going to be what it was going to be until other players, hopefully much more capable players, would populate the roster. I didn't see the difficulties the defense has had getting ball carriers on the ground and/or getting off the field on third down ever going away...and, truly, they still haven't "gone away." But tonight was better. That plan to utilize Gary Johnson as a spy on Purdy - to negate that pump fake bullshit he has used to win 5 straight games..to completely stop him from escaping and moving the chains on broken plays with his legs, while affording Gary and others open season on some jarring hits on the QB, shots that ended up knocking Purdy out of the game,..was all coaching...and more importantly...all Todd Orlando in his capacity as our DC and as our Linebacker's coach. All is not forgotten - even if some of it is forgiven - but you are paid to fix shit here, sometimes on the fly or in game...to adjust and to instill a hard hitting defense that intimidates the finesse offenses of the Big 12. That's what you did tonight and I am proud of you. Iowa State might have had the best statistical defense in the Big 12 this year, but ask Brock Purdy which defense hits the hardest and is the most intimidating.

Maryland would kick the shit out of soft ass aggy. How's that "transitive property" taste for you dorks today? The fuckin' Citadel is already having a better game and is going to "lose better" to Alabama than you pussies did...and we all know that how well you lose is really all that matter. I.

"We want the Citadel" was spot on...they cut away from that sign almost immediately, though.

we can't fix the defense this season. if we win this, it will be all Sam, LJH and Ingram running Herman's offense the way he has envisioned it being run since his arrival.

kind of a performance art thing he has going on. inquiring about the illegality of libel in the middle of a libelous Twitter rant.

looks dry af.

got the ArrrCeee galoot fuck dork aggy basset hound mutt face thing goin on for him. remarkable how many aggy look just like that asshole.

Loochy will step in, interview this guy for 5 bucks a listen on Texags and clear six figs in an afternoon

Zach is waking up and kind of remembering that he might have said some shit on Twitter yesterday afternoon......"how bad could it be?....seemed brilliant yesterday...lemme check...." they need to do a welfare check on this cat and make sure that there are no firearms in the home....this is a public safety issue at this point.

this is going to end horribly for this dude.

Dr. Breen... also in Georgetown.. excellent vet and one of the truly good Ags. bout your age, near as I can tell. I lost my champion Border Collie to cancer in 2001..Dr. Breen fought like hell to save him... was crushed with me when we finally had to have the "Ol Yeller moment" He and his wife made a sizable donation to cancer research in Winston's name and he still sends me a handwritten note on the anniversary of his death today. He is retired now, but still has his clinic out there and I will never go anywhere else for veterinarian care.

really root for good things to happen for this guy. has totally bought in and is a hard core Longhorn.

I remember listening to Brando on the radio in the traffic jam out of the Rose Bowl parking lot on splendid early January evening in 2006. Dude was despondent. More perfection on that night.

amended.

I am more than a little sorry that this was a false alarm. He keeps finding new ways to impress and this would have put his legend status into orbit. Maybe he can pick up a Lubbock STD and really be properly initiated to this scene.

ha ha ha ha ha ha..... oh my God

There is nowhere to sit in an acre of convenience store floor space except for chair where you pose for a Bucee's selfie or the toilet. Something very signature aggy about that.

Is cheat code this year's "flashed" or "made a play?"

not sure why that happened either ... but the sandwich was dry and sideways.. so.. it's kind of appropriate. no idea how to fix it.

Preach!