Everything posted by dingleberryswitzer
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Surly Horns Burnt Ends Signing Day
Payments to recruits still must go through that players “uncle” or church.
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It’s motherfucking game day
There’s a game today? Hmm yea maybe I’ll watch. As long as there’s no twilight movie playing at the same time.
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Surly Horns Burnt Ends Signing Day
No but y’all aren’t as fat as the podcast would make me believe
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Identifying Trump rioters
He’ll be fine as long as he doesn’t wear the face paint and horns in prison
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Texas Governor's Race 2022
If only Selina was still alive.
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Abbott being Abbott
- It’s just practice for whenever a Republican loses a meaningful election. -give them a reason for more restrictive voting laws. -they can use “evidence” to try and have the state take over certain counties elections. - Also grift. Choose one or more of the above. Just spitballing here.
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AISD's (and other districts) Plans for Schools Starting August 18
Wouldn’t abbot just veto that?
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2021 NBA Offseason Thread: Business as Usual? -- Trades/Free Agency/Retirements/Etc.
You have to think owners are going to want something in the next CBA to put a stop to this. Like maybe a supermax deal drops to a regular Max deal if the player gets traded.
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CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk
Can’t die of COVID if you die of a snake bite!!
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CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk
All the antivax idiots will feel vindicated if the vaccine proves to be of little worth.
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Texas Governor's Race 2022
Mack brown!!
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Texas Governor's Race 2022
I think there’s a ton of moderate suburban republican women that don’t care because there’s no way THEIR daughters would ever be in a situation to need an abortion because they are good Christian girls. THeres also probably a ton of “good Christian girls” that have had abortions that didn’t tell mommy and daddy.
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Abbott being Abbott
^ one can hope.
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2021 NBA Offseason Thread: Business as Usual? -- Trades/Free Agency/Retirements/Etc.
He I’m not sure either Simmons or Philadelphia understand the shit value of the contract. I’m gonna get my popcorn ready and see what happens here. Anytime I think a contract is untradeable it ends up getting traded. I’m curious as to what team is stupid or desperate enough to trade for Simmons.
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Texas Governor's Race 2022
I nominate briskettexan.
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The 01-06-21 Select Committee Thread
They should voluntarily shut down only in mtg district.
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AISD's (and other districts) Plans for Schools Starting August 18
lol. I’ve read about a couple small districts shutting down entirely for a week or two. But they allow sports to continue.
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Game Week- Louisiana
Tom? Is that you?
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Tell me about New York City
Is it better than the bubba gump in San Francisco?
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Vacation home pros/cons
The lake is 1:15 minutes from the door? or the lake house is 1:15 minutes from your regular house? Or did you mean hours?
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
I’m pretty sure every time Ted sits down to tweet he thinks “what kind of hypocritical bullshit can I come up with today that will totally rule up the line” there’s no other explanation to his idiocy.
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COVID FAFO Roll Call
I admire the hustle!
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COVID FAFO Roll Call
at $90 a pop for maybes 15 minute phone call, no way they can take that level of grift away.
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Eat-Mor-Chikin: My Pleasure
Pretty sure mcds is batter fried nugget shaped chicken goo.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
There’sa new neighborhood I know of that had streets named after dashed cowboys. Like aikman dr and valley ranch, Emmett blvd, etc