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dingleberryswitzer

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  1. Is it normal to show interceptions on a qbs highlight real? Or have I just not been lying attention all these years
  2. Well he’s probably immune to drinking shitty water from all those Cancun trips.
  3. I’m not saying this is good legal advice, but any Mail they send him, unless it’s certified or whatever, just play dumb and say you never got anything. Mail gets lost or stolen all the time.
  4. I washed my car Sunday for the first time in probably 6 months. You’re welcome Texas.
  5. I don’t even give a shit about the oscars and even I know that. I wonder if he was watching and got pissed that the apprentice didn’t win for best picture
  6. Bro, the NSA already has everything they need, fbi just needs to “find” it legitimately for it to hold up in court. maybe... probably...
  7. Stanford? Are they gonna swoop in next fall and steal him?
  8. Without watching a second of this guys film and can say with confidence he is a mix between jerry rice and moss.
  9. Not sure what some of y’all expected. I thought Sark already said it was going to be vanilla on both sides of the ball.
  10. I am surprised Kyle was a real person that hasn’t been murdered by crazy Aggies . Seems like a cool dude.
  11. Shit, I try not to but I hate driving and hate waiting in lines
  12. Oh they’ll steal money from charity but I doubt they’ll pay it off.
  13. I don’t know what it is but I nearly half the shorts (like running or exercise shorts) I try on feel weird. The legs are too short and ride up, and the front is too puffy I end up with a giant pants tent when I sit and looks like I have a fupa when I stand.
  14. I ended up buying some on Amazon. And eventually returned them because returning things to Amazon is way easier. These dumb fucks basically taking away the only reason to buy cloths in the store. i have to get some shoes here in a month or so. Do they at least let you try on shoes?
  15. I’ve been pretty understanding of ahh the Corona restrictions, but seriously got pissed of when me and my son went to get some new shorts. All the dressing rooms are closed. I’m not sure what the reasoning behind that is. They all told me to buy whatever and return if it doesn’t fit. so their solution to stop the spread of a virus is to make their customers make two trips to the store instead of one? I’m not sure what they think were going to do in the dressing room? Touch the cloths? Touch the door? Lick the mirrors? I know they aren’t cleaning the bathrooms after each person uses it, so I’m not sure what trying in cloths does that is dirtier. I honestly though about buying the shorts, going straight to the shitter stall to try them on, then returning them.
  16. Would love to see that debate. She can have Ted cruise on her side if she wants to.
  17. Howard university is changing the mascot to the Ducks.
  18. Counterpoint: I’m guessing since his balls were probably in her purse, he rushed right over and bailed her out.
  19. Yea it’s a gamble for sorry. I might not burn the bridge with the Heisman people though. Look at Tebow over there, he never did anything in the pros but still gets thrown in with the Heisman commercials. But I’m guessing rocky doesn’t give a shit.
  20. I’m not from the hood, but from what I gather from television there are a few rules of the drug trade. - don’t rip off the cartel - don’t snitch
  21. I have to think the Heisman people can’t be thrilled with this. But I’m sure Ricky ran it by his lawyer and everything is legit. maybe he can run as mcconahhys lt governor.
  22. Have y’all considered some sort of wacky sound effects? Like slide whistles and Whoopi cushions?
  23. Once per semester. It’s called the “bru McCoy “ rule.
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