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  1. MrPhlegm
    they are shutting it down completely. everwhere.
  2. MrPhlegm
    mayo? mayo is for french fries. mustard is for burgers. kechup is for well done steaks.
  3. MrPhlegm
    we'd be flooded with guns just like we're flooded with drugs. gun control dont work.
  4. MrPhlegm
    indeed. and she had a real nice butt.
  5. MrPhlegm
    I got it. when the barber asks to touch them up I go what the fuck. DO NOT TOUCH THEM. these are my grandpa frnka's eyebrows.
  6. MrPhlegm
    have they found this ass clown yet?
  7. MrPhlegm
    yes. it amazes me that people will put that shit in their skin. I've had one since 4th grade. playing eraser tag. ran into a pencil sticking out of a seat bag. stuck in my right shin actually to the right of my right of my right shin in the meat. I pulled it out and it left a black dot. had it ever since. wore shorts working at disney with it visible. violation of costuming rules. lulz. eff you disney!
  8. MrPhlegm
    Turns out Doris Day was a wild woman not at all like her public personna.
  9. MrPhlegm
    YES THEY DO. not necessarily from the shot but they die. if you wear a mask you WILL DIE!
  10. MrPhlegm
    mmmmmmm Mexican meat.
  11. MrPhlegm
    moooooo
  12. MrPhlegm
    aggy is NEVER capitalized. FAIL!
  13. MrPhlegm
    fuck pasta. too much starch.
  14. MrPhlegm
    wait, I thought Elton John was The Queen of England.
  15. MrPhlegm
    RIP DMX RIP Prince Phillio RIP Anne Beats OU sucks! heres your pitures
  16. MrPhlegm
    puritans at disney? you dont know any college program ladies do you? holy crap the parties in cp housing!
  17. MrPhlegm
    Prince Phillip is not dead he's pining for the fijords.
  18. MrPhlegm
    oh its real. that toombstone is next to w.c.fields' in la. like I said the stupid cunt's not too bright. Harry is going to the funeral ho bag not invited.
  19. MrPhlegm
    naw. he's gonna lie in state. nobody gonna visit tho.
  20. MrPhlegm
    she was giving him a blow job with her stunning tits out when he passed!
  21. MrPhlegm
    he's not in the ground yet. got to lay in state in a bunch of buildings yet. stupid cunt.
  22. MrPhlegm
    henry not gerald?
  23. MrPhlegm
    have you seen her TITS?
  24. MrPhlegm
    at gregory I and my friend were asked to please be quiet as he was trying to study. we redoubled our volume. sheesh.
  25. MrPhlegm
    welcome mr beard!

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