MrPhlegm

yeah but they got the biggest racks on their newsladies of any station in central florida. oh and the chick that does the lexus of orlando and winter park yowza! she gives betty mayfied a run for her money.

the atlantic are woke morons

lulz

lulz... you dont fucking get it. Star Wars was and is about saturday matinee serials. it is supposed to be crap with shitty dialogue and plot holes out the ass. when lucas tried filling plot holes we got the shitty prequels. force awakens went back to the core. last got woke which the moron critics love and it was shit.

you should maybe watch Twilight or some Julia Roberts movies.

Tatooine Servepro!

yeah the Blazing Saddles fan service was cool. That bit was also fan service to an old old sci fi movie from my childhood. Invaders From Mars maybe? 1953. so, better than Twilight?

nice whine merry new year!

wasn't made by Boeing. is waterproof. yoda out front shoulda told ya. suspension of disbelief problems? the damn thing goes faster than light and you believe that but have problems believing it is waterproof? even though it is canon that it IS waterproof. uh ok

sequel rule oh ignorant one.

she always had em watch Shampoo if you don't believe me

palpy's gonn fight superman

palpy was hiding in cloaca station

the emperor is ferengi?

nope. you have no fucking clue. to hew to the spirit of Star Wars it has to be cheesy and full of plot holes that dont make sense. sat matinee serials is what Star Wars is an homage to. sat matinee serials were pure mindless crap that didn't explain shit. shit blew up exciting shit happened damsels were in distress and shit and then the heroes won over evil. the first three movies were like that. Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi. then Lucas somehow thought he had to cater to wankers like yourself who wanted shit explained and shit. and so we got the pure hot garbage of phantom mensce, cloan hores, and sith fried movie except wit jar jar binks instead of BIG JIM SLADE! FUCK THAT NOISE. and then we had the Force Awakens movie which mercifully followed the Joe Bob Briggs rule of sequels which says if you are going to make a sequel don't fuck with success and change shit up MAKE THE EXACT SAME GODDAMN MOVIE AS THE FIRST ONE. good movie. and then kennedy and rian nutlesswonder made a woke Star Wars movie the last jedi and it was crap. and it tanked. and then kennedy came to her senses and gave it back to jj who followed the joe bob briggs rule and then dumped a whole shitton of fan service shit in it which was exactly the right thing to do and also cut the screen time of rose mindless fatty down to nothing. bringing back palpy was perfect. fuck character development. it is not needed here. if you want character development read Dickens' crap. yes crap. Dickens wrote for his era's Young and the Restless, serial soap opera crap. Dickens got paid by the word so there was lots of useless shit like character development. I am Pip. well fuck you Pip! die pip die die die! eat shit haversham you mindless cunt. and death be not proud? what the fuck is this horseshit. nobody fucking cares die pip die die die! catcher in the rye? rye this motherfucker and get a job you fucking worthless piece of shit. but I digress. my main complaint about rising skywakler is two things 1. no flashbacks to leia in the gold bikini. 2. no jar jar binks. splatted across the windshield of a star cruiser. die jar jar die die die 3. and WHERE THE FUCK WAS BABY YODA? FFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!! 4. not enough close up scenes of Rey's nice firm ass. four things. OU sucks live long and prosper.

this isn't chat

yes

Jean Sheppard is was? a brilliant writer. he narrates A Christmas Story. first read the story in Playboy years ago. yes Playboy had litreature in it. some of it was good enough to deter you from sticking the pages together long enough to actually read som of it Sheppard's stuff was that. the story is funnier than the movie though the movie does capture the spirit pretty damn good. the sequel to this story is pretty fucking hilarious too. this stuff is in In God We Trust All Others Pay Cash. https://www.amazon.com/God-We-Trust-Others-Cash-ebook/dp/B0047747EC

no. she is straight up HOT. watch slapshot.

that gun is like the red stapler. Daisy didn't ever make a gun like that one until after the movie. they finally made one because there were so many requests for it.

indeed

THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!

indeed. saw that movie about skywalker yeast the other day at imax and they had a trailer about top gun and it was awesome! for maverick being such hot shit he was always in the back seat wtf. IN! not that i give a shit about that or any plot at all fuck plot give me flying scenes. for plot it can be lassie lassie what is it? oh timmy is down the well? well fuck it lets go flying!!

his doctor? Theodoric of York!

and rbg. no cloak.