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MrPhlegm

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  1. take off hoser Strange Brew also greatest Sci fi movie evah also greatest dog movie also greatest beer movie beauty
  2. MrPhlegm replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    the no td no field goal defense is better. aggy ran a no td defense against Texas one Thanksgiving, Texas beat em with 5 field goals.
  3. MrPhlegm replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    that looks awful* familiar *awful for ballcarriers
  4. it hasn't been good since clint died you fucking clueless whippersnapper moron aggy twit.
  5. no it isn't unless ratbastard reggie stoe it again after he returned it.
  6. fucking 4chan wisenheimers. lulz.
  7. RIP Radio https://www.wyff4.com/amp/article/tl-hanna-high-school-legend-james-radio-kennedy-passes-away-family-confirms/30231605
  8. try hard? greatest christmas movie evah! now I have a quick kick ho ho ho!
  9. TIN CUP MOST ASSUREDLY DID NOT SUCK YOU FUCKING aggy MORON!
  10. in and out?
  11. no. bieber doesn't have enough talent to qualify. this guy does though
  12. the only way to keep the refs from fucking up a game is to stomp the everloving shit out of your opponent like SWTSU did during one of Wacker's two Real National Championships. semifinal game Bobcat stadium. Their opponent was some directional team from Michigan. they wore green bay packers copycat unis. Their coaches were so sure that they were going to win that they left their wives in frozen Michigan cause they were going to obliterate the Bobcats and the wives could come to the championship game the next week in Harligen the next week. well every time the bobcats got the ball they basically took it to the house and it was a rout. during the game a db for swt who was the little brother of a guy I worked with hit one of their ballcarriers so hard that they stopped the game for 45 min to work on the unconcious guy and brought the ambulance on the field to haul him off. Legal hit no flag. kid had to stay in the hospital for a week and most of the opposing team's coaches stayed instead of going back and facing their pissed off wives.
  13. ok so fucking what. ERASERHEAD PINK FLAMINGOS DARK STAR FORBIDDEN ZONE
  14. bama losing causes tsunami from the brazos?
  15. you idoits don't know shit for football movies. first STARSHIP TROOPERS do you want to know more? second HORSEFEATHERS third M.A.S.H. fourth The Longest Yard - Burt Renolds Oliver Wendell Douglas one. sandlers' sucked ass. fifth Debbie Does Dallas sixth H.O.T.S. seventh Black Sunday eighth Best Little Whorehouse In Texas ninth Two Minute Warning tenth Bonzo Goes To College eventh Three Little Pigskins twelveth Touch My Tra La La thirteenth Semi Tough - not nearly as good as the book though.
  16. poor ctj
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