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  1. MrPhlegm
    add in new orleans
  2. MrPhlegm
    norman
  3. MrPhlegm
    Miami has the Dolphins the greatest football teeeeeeaaaaammmm!!!
  4. MrPhlegm
    is it MULEDICK?
  5. MrPhlegm
    so we should hire tommy chong for basketball? couldn't be any worse than shaka
  6. MrPhlegm
    roller coaster? no. tower of terror.
  7. MrPhlegm
    not an aggy? so you ARE from uc davis!
  8. MrPhlegm
    why would somebody from uc davis troll on here?
  9. MrPhlegm
    we are gonna have to lay in a stock of mac n cheese. but I cant wait to see this any time we score.. .
  10. MrPhlegm
    for a SLOWASS computer. sheeeit if yo want millisecond decisions i can get you a trash 80 for a thousand bucks even throw in an extra cassette drive. or i could get you a sinclair. they talk.
  11. MrPhlegm
    milliseconds? so googly quantum computer is 1950's computers S L O W? FUCK THAT SHIT. should at least be attoseconds if not zeptoseconds or yoctoseconds!
  12. MrPhlegm
    fuck off k5h
  13. MrPhlegm
    so, a cervix?
  14. MrPhlegm
    that taken during the third quarter?
  15. MrPhlegm
    ahem
  16. MrPhlegm
    it dont make a shit which oc we hire when the coach will mack brown his play calls. tonight we move the ball down the field and take the lead and then the d by some miracle gets a stop and we get the ball back and fucking mensa goes away from that and calls a bunch of stinker plays* and punts the ball instead of continuing to run what got us the lead. fucking shit lost the fucking game right there. moron bastard. *stinker play is what my Uncle Cookie called a dive into the line that gained no yards. oh the pissed him off when DKR would call a stinker play.
  17. MrPhlegm
    illness? well, I'm sick to death from this shit.
  18. MrPhlegm
    wat?
  19. MrPhlegm
    i blame iconoclassssssclown.
  20. MrPhlegm
    if he was smarter than me he would quick kick all the fucking time.
  21. MrPhlegm

    UCLA @ Utah

    MrPhlegm replied to Sbbruin's topic in Football

    ahem and Floruhduh has a shitton of magic underwear folks.
  22. MrPhlegm
    so what you are saying is we should moneywhip urban meyer.
  23. MrPhlegm
    apparently baby yoda is 50 earth years old and the mandalorian is set 10 earth years aby. that means baby yoda has been around since before TPM which takes place 32 earth years bby. oh my. anyway I'm hooked. sooooo is baby yoda gonna show up in 9? hmmmm
  24. MrPhlegm
    hold our beer
  25. MrPhlegm
    so we should hire tommy chong?

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