The Deuce

Rumor is that it’s all psychological. He apparently freaks out and loses the ability to control his bowels when he believes he’s on a “football field”. Specialists have been tossing around the idea that if one could simply get Hudson to believe he’s on a “practice field”, rather than a “football field”, it’s a complete 180.

Offensive scheming and play designs to gain advantages is what Sark does. He’s not just going to allow Quinn to be a sitting duck back there while Bama defenders take turns teeing off on him. We are scoring atleast 3 TD’s on Bama this weekend. Book that fuckin shit

I mean I’m not saying this weekend is a certain loss, but im putting the win probability on the lower end. Simply lining straight up against them and exchanging blows isn’t going to cut it. We don’t “out talent” them. I’ve got faith that Sark is able to scheme people open and facilitate mismatches that favor us. It just will most likely have to be done out of 12,21,22 personnel packages, IMO. Protection assistance will need to be offered to keep Quinn protected enough to execute the play call. Chip and release into vacancies type of plays. Maybe we see some go-go type of variations. I’m just guessing, but I have no doubt that Sark has something up his sleeve. In game adjustments will be crucial either way though. Here’s to hoping our boys can execute 🤘🏼

Bama has the advantage in : 1) Roster talent (accounting for depth as well) 2) Experience 3) Coaching/Discipline 4) Scheme/assignment/playbook understanding and comprehension Obviously the odds are against Texas being able to come out of week 2 without a “1” being added to the loss column. That being said….. an L is an L. Whether Bama wins by 50pts or 3pts, it impacts your record equally. In order for this program to ever be on the trajectory to re-establishing itself as a force to be reckoned with in CFB world, any adversity that’s encountered cannot result in a derailment from the main objective. All we can ask of our players/coaches is to execute as efficiently as possible in areas in which they have the control over (preparation, focus, effort, discipline, etc..). If our “best” results in a 30pt ass raping, then it is what it is. Treat any fuck ups/adversity/mistakes as isolated events, and learn from it/correct it. They do that, and they will remain on the correct path. If they allow mistakes in one area or game to spread into other non-related areas/future games then we are proper fucked. We are currently a 5’7 320lb fat piece of shit. We want to be 160lb, and fuckin ripped. Our path to get there includes Exercise/diet/proper rest. A cheat meal (Bama loss) is fine as an isolated event, and doesn’t nullify your ability to achieve your end goal. Having a cheat meal turn into a cheat week…… decreasing your motivation to go work out……..etc…. And you always remain Fat Ketch.

2.5pt swing in bama’s favor since open.

Let’s fuckin goooo!!!!!!

That throw was fuckin money

Ketch is saying he’s fine

Worthy of a cross post in the jacking it thread?

I concur. Our secondary coach on the field drops layups.

“I’m told…… 1) Great work ethic 2) Has shown flashes 3) When the light comes on, he won’t be kept out of the rotation 4) Appreciate your $9.95”

It seemed like the observation portion of it was 5% of the article, and 95% of it was explaining what the 5% was. I’d imagine if people are paying for smoke to be blown up their ass, they would atleast like a little more fan fiction than that. What Ian did is blabber on about something a football junkie would already have a grasp of.

He puts it all together during the live tournaments. I did hear That Card holed 3 of 5 from the tee box on the practice par 3 though.

Well at least you didn’t quote the whole thing while conveying your disgust

In my non-expert opinion, I run 12 personnel for 70% of the game , 22 personnel for 15%, and then mix and match the remaining 15%. I’ve got TE’s being the key to our success for that game (blocking & catching). It’s the area that I believe we can create the best mismatch. Whatever happens, don’t let a free rusher tee off on Quinn. You face mask that fucker and take your 15yd unsportsmanlike penalty like a man. Yeah…… I’m just throwing shit against the wall. Hopefully Sarks able to scheme our boys into favorable situations.

“Best days are ahead”? Well I’d fuckin hope so.

Well…….. what’s there to talk about?🤷🏼‍♂️

Texas fucks!! He said we are going to fornicate, not four and eight.

All I know is that whether anyone here believes Sark sucks/is good/mediocre, it won’t change the outcome of a single game that is played this year (assuming one of you fuckers don’t get the urge to run onto the field to proclaim, in person, which side you’re repping). Whether we go 9-3, 7-5, or 4-8…… “I fuckin told you” will surely be thrown around at years end. Off-season is almost over, and the season is upon us. The amount of question marks for the team should atleast make shit “interesting” this season. Normal people would probably feel “excitement”. However, this is Surly, and you miserable fucks can’t ever let that occur. We are going to win, you fucking fucks!!

I don’t see a B12 team going unscathed in conference this year. Hell, the B12CG could very well feature 2 teams with multiple conference losses. I’m still going to ride with my 7-2 conf record prediction. Whether that lands is in the conference championship game….. who knows

Dude looks like Figurelli’s dad

Shouldn’t TE and OL be added to this as well?