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Wanker Bob

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  1. Not sure I've seen a kid who hates their own mother more since Ed Kemper.
  2. You need to take a time out and drink some Metamucil, old timer, because you're saying the same thing he is. When the product is winning everything is all good
  3. There's no big insight into this idiot. If it benefits him or his criminal family/friends he'll do it I matter who else it fucks over. That's all he's about
  4. Is it too much to ask to be permanently rid of this criminal yet?
  5. He's a chiropractor.
  6. Maybe signing Zeke and letting that corner they had last season that almost never got thrown on walk was a bad idea.
  7. So about the same. Hilarious how bad this defense looks. The 2 best players are a guy who hasn't played in 5 years and a 2nd/3rd string linebacker
  8. I laugh when I hear anyone say their problem is they need to establish Zeke. That fucker fumbles at least once a game now as is.
  9. How many possessions has this team faces vs that team? I would be interested to know that number. When your defense is bad you don't want to expose them like this by going so fast on offense. Especially since going fast tends to lead to more mistakes. They had a 14 -7 lead then gave up a TD. Then Dak fumbled and that turned into a TD. Then immediately Zeke fumbled and that's a TD. Now 28-14 and they're forced to throw it a ton which leads to big stats but not many wins. Congratulations to Dak for surpassing Romo for ability to put up massive garbage time stats when losing by a ton and the other team takes the foot off the gas. Seriously though he deserves a better team around him.
  10. I don't think they are. I think it's far more likely Wentz gets it together than cowboys D all of a sudden gets decent. I'd put Philadelphia as the likely winners as of right now just on that probability
  11. Yes, yes they are. The Cowboys are one of the most boneheaded screw ups by an opponent in history away from being 0-4. Haha good work Jerry Jones
  12. Maybe they were conservative on defense because this is what they had to work with.
  13. The last time the Browns had 28 or more pts in the first half the cowboys only had 2 super bowl wins and I was a 4 year old brat in England
  14. He definitely had the athleticism for right tackle. Could have been a serviceable one in the NFL but we'll never know unless he gets cut and a GM who's sees that gives him a shot out there.
  15. The cowboys drafted a guy in the 2nd round that everyone knew was a right tackle in the NFL but then they shoehorned him into guard where he sucks. Now they have no right tackle and the guy who should be there sucking ass at guard. Cowboys' ineptitude is insanely amusing.
  16. And a guy that likes getting poo'd on
  17. So now they'll lose games by giving up 40+ points repeatedly. With 9 and a half minutes left in the 2nd quarter the defense has given Cleveland over 200 yds of offense and 21 pts and the cowboys got the ball first. That's insane. This offense is going too fast and making mistakes then the defense is getting burned repeatedly. Slow the offense and the game down.
  18. Do you trust American politicians to do the right thing and nail those fuckers to the wall? I don't. They'll hide behind "it'll be bad for the country" when it's exactly what the country needs along with laws banning gerrymandering and getting rid of the electoral college
  19. Outside of wartime has there ever been an instance where more people around the world wanted someone to die?
  20. This is one of the worst played and officiated games I've ever seen. I'm not even a fan of either team but it's garbage football all the way around
  21. That's different from every day how?
  22. I'm seeing way too much Maya Rudolph in there
  23. Special relativity also puts up roadblocks on this premise for backwards time travel as time isn't linear it's part of a space/time fabric and subject to dilation.
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