-
Posts
6314 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Reputation
5428 Surly 10%About Tex Long
- Currently Viewing Topic: Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
- Birthday 04/04/1943
Recent Profile Visitors
-
It's amazing how many delicious fruits are rose family... apples, peaches, pears, apricots, cherries, and most of the berries. Roses, if you take the buds after the flowers get pollinated and close up, those rose hips are super high in vitamin C.
-
No, Mike Leach, YOU'RE awesome! [Pirates Last Voyage]
Tex Long replied to Parliament's topic in Football
I've always wanted to see a goal line play where a big guy or two has some padding on his back, and the RB takes the handoff and takes about two steps up the big guys' backs and launches like he was coming off a two meter board. I think it was Arkysaw who had a guy they used like that, called him the "High Diver" or some such - he was damned tough to stop. I also recall a game, I think it was 0U, where Shipley took a short snap on a fake punt and broad/high-jumped face-first about six yards for a 1st down. Oh, yeah... RIP Pirate. -
Injured player must leave the field and may not return until change of possession occurs. Player requring assistance from sideline shall not return to the field until cleared by NCAA Game Physician. If player requires sideline assistance or exceeds normal play-clock time, the injured team may be penalized for Delay of Game or at its option use a time out if available. Delay penalty will be charged at a rate of five yards per minute of stoppage. If injured team is not in possession the ball, the team on offence will have the full 25-seconds of play-clock available and neither team may substitute once the ball is ready for play. If any player leaves the field due to injury a second time, the player may not return to the field for the balance of the game. The "half-the-distance" rule shall not be in effect, and if the Delay of Game penalty crosses a goal line, the result will be either a safety or a touchdown, depending on defensive or offemsive possession. I think this substantially what I offered back after the No A/C, Two Dozen Cramps game with LSU a few years back.
-
Renaming the stadium to POP or HOP seems like a fine idea... Palace of Prime or House of Prime ... at AFLAC Field
-
On the bright side, they can be tied. Win-win.
-
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Helobious Is the Man!
Tex Long replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Arch's plays were called by Sark, addressing the backup QB. I doubt we can read much into the choices for the forthcoming season, depending on our QB2's skill set compared to Arch/QB1. On the other hand, I'ma add "more happier" to my Glossary of Surlyisms. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Tex Long replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Technically, extra point conversion is an offensive play, so... -
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Helobious Is the Man!
Tex Long replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Any TE who looks at Helm's hi-lites should want to have a chance to catch passes from Arch, -
Well said. I think this nails it. Of course, it could be considerd as "damning with faint praise".
-
Asshole moments you wish you could take back
Tex Long replied to Im_smarter_then_you's topic in Lulz
No strong regrets, but similar story. Several years back, visit to Doc for general checkup. Doc does his thing, leaves me with PA, who is an absolutely gorgeous 35-40 year-old woman. She does a couple more things, then says "Let's just check your prostate." I say, "Uhhhhh, okay... if it's mutual." She says "Mutual? Meaning what?" I say "Well, if you're going to stick your finger up my butt, I ought to get to stick my finger up yours, no?" She laughs, responds with "Oh, I wasn't going to use my bare finger!" I said, "Neither was I." Still waiting for that check...- 48 replies
-
- 12
-
-
-
-
-
It has to do with the same reasons men can get dressed and headed out the door in a few minutes, while women need at least 45 minutes, even if it's just for a trip through the pharmacy drive-thru. Basically, it's about the concept of "outfits". A man is almost never concerned with specific colors, any combination is perfectly good as long as (1) it's not soaking wet, (2) it has no (overly) large holes, and (3) it doesn't smell (particularly) bad.
-
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Tex Long replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Back when the earliest "always on" modems hit the 'net - before the 'net became the web - I wrote a little piece of software that would run a chunk of text through a thesaurus and save the results. One of the first bits I tried, before it got too boring, came back with "I vow fealty to the symbol of the Bonded Modalities of America..." I'm pretty sure that code was swiped by certain government agencies and has been heavily involved in speech-writing for these many years. -
Gonna need to fix that face-width-to-horns ratio. Does she have her personal redesign posted? ... maybe add some bevels in there somewhere...
-
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Helobious Is the Man!
Tex Long replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Yeah, something in the red zone needs to get more than just "focus". -
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. Two to screw in the light bulb, and one to give you a blowjob while you watch the first two screwing.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!