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2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
I was wondering if anyone would catch that. I just couldn't bring myself to write "green", forgot to go back and change Baylor to 0U, and when I noticed it was too late to edit. Didn't look like anyone gave a fuck, so I didn't bother to mention. Obviously the portal fuckery has made most all of surly forget about Meatchicken... other than most of their OL seemingly interested in getting the hell out of Ann Arbor... Psych!!
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2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
"Third and a long 3 to go... just outside the Baylor 30... Cotten under center... the snap... turns left... hands it to Ramirez... off tackle he dives... powers down to the 27 where he nestles in a nest of red jerseys... and the chains move... first down Longhorns!" Names, not numbers - it was radio, man, we didn't care about the numbers we couldn't see. You're right, it was like being there. One of my uncles, who was on retainer to Humble and regularly got in the press box, told me Kern would arrive a bit before kickoff, hang his jacket on the back of his chair, unbuckle his belt, undo the top button on his pants, put a paper bag on the table and take out two bottles of whisky, one for himself and one for everyone else, take a big hit out of his, light and set, pull up the mic and start talking.
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
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2026 Texas Coaching/ Support Staff Thread
There's a 67% likelihood Gideon hires him, after he takes over as DC, after Boom takes over as HC, after Sark takes over as Dolphins' HC. Situation is fluid.
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
It's your own fault. Clearly, from your keystroking, you have soft hands. Glory in it, don't reject it.
- 2026 Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Ole Miss
- 2026 Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Ole Miss
- 2026 Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Ole Miss
- 2026 Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Ole Miss
- 2026 Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Ole Miss
- 2026 Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Ole Miss
- 2026 Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Ole Miss
- 2026 Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Ole Miss
- 2026 Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Ole Miss