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Tex Long

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  1. "Third and a long 3 to go... just outside the Baylor 30... Cotten under center... the snap... turns left... hands it to Ramirez... off tackle he dives... powers down to the 27 where he nestles in a nest of red jerseys... and the chains move... first down Longhorns!" Names, not numbers - it was radio, man, we didn't care about the numbers we couldn't see. You're right, it was like being there. One of my uncles, who was on retainer to Humble and regularly got in the press box, told me Kern would arrive a bit before kickoff, hang his jacket on the back of his chair, unbuckle his belt, undo the top button on his pants, put a paper bag on the table and take out two bottles of whisky, one for himself and one for everyone else, take a big hit out of his, light and set, pull up the mic and start talking.
  2. Yessir. I was at that one, cold and wet. Pretty much my all-time favorite aggy choke. Near as I could tell, that ag who had the interception was trying to lateral it when he got wrapped up... all he had to do was go down and commence to savor the win. Perfection in every way.
  3. There's a 67% likelihood Gideon hires him, after he takes over as DC, after Boom takes over as HC, after Sark takes over as Dolphins' HC. Situation is fluid.
  4. Craig Way... #2 in my ears, but that's only because I grew up listening to Kern Tips.
  5. It's your own fault. Clearly, from your keystroking, you have soft hands. Glory in it, don't reject it.
  6. The face mask that turned the runner's head around 180 degrees, right in front of the white hat cocksucker... no flag... Now that they failed that, the moron Ref is trying to put a second back on the clock and chase everyone off the field. Fuck me.
  7. This fucking conference, and the cheating refs handing the game to UGa... or at least trying to.
  8. Lacy looking at left shoulder surgery after season?
  9. I like tits and sin. Sin is completely imaginary. Tits, on the other hand...
  10. Tell me she works the overnight ER shift.
  11. Breakaway League prolly gonna want it, need it, gotta have it.
  12. Well... yeah... that's how you implement consequences. Like to see widening review topics, and allow coaches to call for a review even with no T-O left, with a yardage penalty if not successful. Delay of Game.
  13. So... no Lacy. Cross him off, then.
  14. Kirby vs Refs brings up one of Josh Pate's decent takes: end Conference refs, go with single reffing org, and create actual accountability and consequenses.
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