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Tex Long

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  1. Exceptions included?
  2. Rent. Free. Rent. Fucking. Free.
  3. If you had told me Friday night that tOSU would score only 14 points, I probably would have bet my hat, ass, and suitcase on Texas. It's a damned good thing, because I'd be a bareheaded, no-cheeks, empty-handed fucker. At least I still have a hat and a suitcase...
  4. Welp... There it is.
  5. It looked to me like there were 5 on or a half-step back in the middle, two more backer-types a step or two back, in the middle, and two dbacks on each side, also close to the four receivers. Figgered the receivers could delay the guys covering them enough to give Arch and CJ (or Wisner) at least a step or two. Of course, if it failed, you were trying too hard to be cute, but if (when) the sneak failed, your team just didn't execute the sneak.
  6. With the 5 on 3 lineup in the middle, 10-Wedge is never going to make it. I was thinking (especially after the earlier example) that the brilliant play call would have McJaggerson and Endries assault the guys guarding them, and Arch would roll left with Baxter out front and keep or throw it depending on how close the one or two defender would come. I appreciate the desire to man up and stuff it down their throats, but 5 on 3 in the middle pretty much says Nope.
  7. Miz Long's lawyer group has a guy asking for Media Lawyers who are willing to be interviewed for his UT Journalism school daughter's project. How about it? Let me know, here or PM.
  8. Years back, Arky had a goal line specialty back who was high-jump track guy. With the D-line going low, the O-line did, too, and the ball carrier went up and over, six feet high... not a hurdle, but a high jump. Seemed to work pretty well.
  9. He said in an interview it was his goof.
  10. A wet bird neve flies at night.
  11. about HC/OC, what exactly does Milwee do here? We've seen problematic footwork and throwing mechanics pretty consistently, which would seem to indicate lack of QB coaching from the putative QB coach.
  12. Probably, but it's likely one of those "You audible, that's okay... but you'd better be right."
  13. PM Connor Stalions
  14. Gonna be interesting to hear what the Uncles have to say. Not just about Archm but about play-calls in general, and about red zone plans.
  15. Behind at half, game over. First down in red zone, might as well hand it to the oppo. 14-6 before Jaggy catch, could we do better on 2-pointer than fourth and goal? Disappointed... but plenty of season. Hook'em
  16. So... 14-6 would look a little better right now?
  17. So many coaches, so little time... If only we had a meme, like, oh maybe "You're not wrong, Urban, you're just an asshole."
  18. Y'all seem to think Bill's death will be announced as "Sildenafil Overdose", but it's probably going to be the same as Elvis... "Straining at Stool."
  19. This is an excellent idea. After all, the name of the game is Entertainment, and even Surly has to admit Graham would be an entertaining step up.
  20. Too long. How about JPK5T ... Josh Pate Killed 5 Twinkies
  21. You'd notice that's not actually a pillow, if it were fully erect inflated.
  22. No, he's genuinely cunty. Either I've not noticed it before (entirely likely), or we have a new version of intensive porpoises for posterity. For the unaware, the kids are young goats, the gloves made from their skin are used for handling things carefully. Finebaum has decent takes, for the most part, and like Josh Pate, he's an old radio guy. Like Pate, he has some good stuff and some really horrible bullshit in his schtick. If I do stumble into his show, the "call-in" segment is a sign to dump that shit in a hurry. One of the elements of Pate's shows is that he's mostly pretty open about the possibilities of being wrong... as he says "I only want the credit, none of the blame." whynotboth.gif
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