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Best Huey Long story:
LSU getting ready for big Homecoming weekend. Kingfish notices circus coming to town, calls up Mr Ringling (or whichever circus it was), tells him "Hey, we having a Big Parade on Saturday, floats, Fightin' Tagger Band, and all. Folks gonna follow along to Tagger Stadium for the Game. We gonna need a couple of your taggers right out front, leadin' the way."
Mr Ringling says, "Well, our private train be comin' in from Houston, and we'll be there, all right. But we have a policy and we don't loan out our animals, no sir."
Huey says, "We'd really appreciate it if you could make an exception here."
Mr Ringling says "Senator, I wish we could help, but no can do. Sorrry."
Kingfish says "No problem, Mr Ringling... say, that train of yours, it's got the tents, the clowns, all the livestock, all the people, right?"
Mr Ringling says "Yessir, but our animals aren't livestock, properly speaking."
Kingfish says "Well, according to the laws of the State of Louisiana, live animals comin' into the state gotta be inspected for diseases and whatnot. Well, and they gotta be dipped for parasites and all. Gonna be a problem, dippin' them lions and taggers, not to mention elephants. You know, we could waive the livestock inspections if them taggers was gonna be in the parade..."
Mr Ringling says "What time does the parade start?"