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Tex Long

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  1. The real culprit here is Disney, which seems likely to own all of the HD antenna companies. Things won't get back to "normal" until the antennas hit their sales target. Get out there and buy. Now.
  2. Yes, he is... well, trying to, any road. Defender is not required to get out of his way. It matters how he got there, but the clip doesn't show that. From what we can see, the defender is back-pedalling and looking back, and the receiver pushes him over backwards.
  3. ? First frame DB appears to ve backpedalling and have head turned, looking toward the QB, both have hands on each other. DB has no duty to get out of the way, Receiver shoves DB down. Should have been OPI, declined. Earlier footage might show DB interfering, but not in the given clip.
  4. Who are you, and how did you get Nicole's login? Best Huey Long story: LSU getting ready for big Homecoming weekend. Kingfish notices circus coming to town, calls up Mr Ringling (or whichever circus it was), tells him "Hey, we having a Big Parade on Saturday, floats, Fightin' Tagger Band, and all. Folks gonna follow along to Tagger Stadium for the Game. We gonna need a couple of your taggers right out front, leadin' the way." Mr Ringling says, "Well, our private train be comin' in from Houston, and we'll be there, all right. But we have a policy and we don't loan out our animals, no sir." Huey says, "We'd really appreciate it if you could make an exception here." Mr Ringling says "Senator, I wish we could help, but no can do. Sorrry." Kingfish says "No problem, Mr Ringling... say, that train of yours, it's got the tents, the clowns, all the livestock, all the people, right?" Mr Ringling says "Yessir, but our animals aren't livestock, properly speaking." Kingfish says "Well, according to the laws of the State of Louisiana, live animals comin' into the state gotta be inspected for diseases and whatnot. Well, and they gotta be dipped for parasites and all. Gonna be a problem, dippin' them lions and taggers, not to mention elephants. You know, we could waive the livestock inspections if them taggers was gonna be in the parade..." Mr Ringling says "What time does the parade start?"
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  6. Highly inaccurate. Bodies wrong color, missing the dead Congressman.
  7. Amazing to see so many adults being - or pretending to be - deluded into believing that the Judges in your favorite Beauty Contest are operating on some sort of objectively logical basis. "Yeah, no... you're right, cookie baking is a more useful talent than baton twirling, and she did drop the baton eleven times... but those titties!" You might have a point in there somewhere if your notion of Beauty were 1-for-1 congruent with money money money.
  8. Maybe not the first, but cerainly one of the best False Flag ops. Penny for the Guy, anyone?
  9. Only if your divorce lawyer is completely incompetent, though.
  10. You say that like it was a Bad Thing... when's the last time you had your taint licked?
  11. Sling was okay, except that the Local Station channels were from Omaha. I'm 1,000 miles south of Omaha, 400 miles due west of Austin, 500 miles from DFW... why the fuck am I seeing CBS, ABC, NBC, and FOX from Nebraska? I dumped Sling when YTTV started working halfway decently... Hell, the only reason I got Sling in the first place was because Sony dumped Vue, which still hasn't been surpassed.
  12. Not Incapable - Just Unwilling Ourobouros of Suck Surly once again brings the Motto-worthy and Band Name excellence.
  13. Wasn't the tOSU game reffed by SEC? We got out-penaltied something like 8-2 IIRC. Seems shenaniganish.
  14. Mott-worthy
  15. You only "have to wonder" if you still believe in the Tooth Fairy. How many $$$ were on Texas -3.5? I reckon a substantial amount of them. This. Well, and that, too. Remember, this half-year of pageantry represents billions of dollars sloshing around... and it's pure entertainment... and most importantly it's scripted. The script is basically Improv, but there are limitations sculpting the results. Keep watching, though, and keep your subscriptions and betting lines up to date.
  16. Assuming we stick with what we've seen lately that actually works, and that UGa is who they appear to be so far, I feel pretty good about this game. Need to include freedom from practice injuries, of course... but right now, it kinda smells like 2023 Bama in T-town. Can't wait.
  17. You are far from being alone in the situation.
  18. In the final analysis, that "just a 2-pointer" was the difference between winning and losing your Texas -3.5 bet. /vegas
  19. Further caveat: "The committee" has been lying through their teeth for their entire misbegotten existence. Remember, a camel is the result of a committee attempting to design a horse.
  20. Ultimately, the Good News is that we played four consecutive quarters of excellent football. The Bad News is that it was spread over two games, and we ended up in the wrong direction. All things considered, we look to be improving and even possibly to continue the Good News trend. Big, heartfelt Thank You to thatguy.
  21. Digital Virgin
  22. Seems like that wasn't all gas. Brakes all the through Q4. For sure, can we finally file that Prevent bullshit under "Brakes"?
  23. Why wouldn't they? They know you'll be back...
  24. I did, once. He said it was Townes.
  25. PSA: watching illegallu streamed material is not illegal. For the streamers, yes; for you, no. As an advertiser, I'm perfectly happy for potential customers to see my ads without paying the fuckers I already paid to run the ad.
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