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Tex Long

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  1. Conferences have already collapsed. Media controls the shambles that are left. The only thing that makes sense is for schools to separate D1A football from the rest of their "athletic" programs. Other sports may follow, but there's no urgent demand for that just yet.
  2. Hmmmm... Welp, it's apparently true that no one has ever seen both of them at the Golden Corral at the same time.
  3. Miz Long all over me on this thread... as a Drama major at Texas, she has a lifelong eye for words, and pointed out that my new motto here is easier to say and just as relevant: "Half tainted" I personally would rather go with "Half ass", but it lacks elegance as well as overall accuracy.
  4. I'd think Schroeder - Schraders are for air. "A Perineal .500" is a pretty good motto.
  5. Thank the football gods that Mack Brown saw Johnny as a dback instead of a QB.
  6. Not sure that'll get it, unless it's in a tub...
  7. Does "Famous" modify "Idaho", "Potato", or "Bowl"?
  8. Miz Long asked "How does he pee? He not only can't see his dick, he can't even touch it."
  9. Looking at a bidding war for Elko, between ND and Meatchicken?
  10. Oh, Lawd, Lawd... please Lawd don't throw me in the briar patch let Missy climb up on that motorsickle!
  11. Or, as Old Lodge Skins asked, "Does she demonstrate pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?"
  12. Tex Long FG Rule change: 4 points for a Doink. Then 3 more for over the bar... that's a 7-point play.
  13. Actually, it is. "Music" means "of the Muses", and the Muses are the goddesses of poetry. The words are the point, and instrumental accompaniment is supportive... the real performers are vocalists. Greek word for poetry is "musika" (latin alphabet).
  14. When shit's verbal instead of nounal, yep.
  15. You spelled "shat" wrong. But we admire the effort...
  16. aggy coaster gonna need update... extend climb to December and peak about double.
  17. Woulda repped this times 1,000 if possible.
  18. So aTm - Mia took 59 minutes to see a TD, This one took 59 seconds.
  19. clickety-clack... clickety-clack... clickety-clack... clickety-clack... clickety-clack...
  20. Here's a potential new CFP rule: scoreless tie has no overtime, both teams eliminated; next game opponent recieves win by forfeit.
  21. Rent free, both fanbases. Every crowd shot has idiots horns downing. It's good to be King.
  22. +rep for comports.
  23. You've spelt "that bottle" incorrectly.
  24. We have reached the time of the darkest, longest nights of the year. A few days, and things are going to be getting brighter and lasting longer. I'm gruntled.
  25. Wouldn't be surprised to see PK to Boise. Maybe as HC.
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