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Tex Long

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  1. Strong's agent, you mean. Remember who you're talking about.
  2. But not an unpopular one.
  3. I've wondered about the contract balances in the event of uhhh some sort of you know an uhhhh an unfortunate accident. Coach Franklin? You have two visitors who say they need to speak with you, a Mister Louie and a Mister Fingers. Miz Long opines that such would likely have to pay off, if only to a survivor or an LLC. Of course, she's Criminal Defense and not Contract lawyer, so I'm not sure about that. But I have looked at a couple of coaching contracts online, and both of them had an LLC associated with the coach, so... maybe just a disappearance, have to wait seven years to presume death? And who knows what could happen in seven years, right?
  4. Well... before fucking TV took over the world and started the Red River Whatever, I don't remember calling it anything other than the OU game, so I'm good with it. The kickoff time usually depended on where the World Series game was being played - East Coast or Midwest mostly, and with a whole three TV networks, the OU game and the World Series were the complete slate of athletics... I think... the other network probably had Roller Derby.
  5. Here's your play-by-play. Eight drivable possessions (two more were end of half, end of game), we scored four times - three FG and a TD for a total of 16 points. For reference, had we done that against tOSU, we'da won. There's a reason for the Take the Points motto. Gruntled to see Sark appears to have gotten the message. https://www.espn.com/college-football/playbyplay/_/gameId/401752736
  6. Awwwww... so cute and all. One thing, though: lose the "Rivalry" bullshit. Errbody and they brother got a rivalry. We're Texas. Make it Red River Shootout, or better, how about Shootout at the State Fair
  7. May be Aunt Holly?
  8. Two things... well, okay, three things. 1. True ststement there, 49-0. 2. Young Holly was a pretty cute little gal. She's what now? Right about 60, I suppose. I'm fairly certain most of us looked a whole better at 30 than at 60. 3. I'm guessing nunna you haters ever spent two minutes - much less a champagne brunch weekend - with a chubby athletic blonde who could suck both her own big toes at the same time while being roundly rogered. Just sayin'...
  9. More like Cooper is our HC, and little bro Heid is our starting center.
  10. Rancorless Asswater is superb Surly Motto material.
  11. Shitspeak for "anger in the locker room". A key element in team building is "Do YOUR job and trust your teammates to do their jobs". Sounds like we have finger-pointing and dissatisfaction rampant. Leads from being pissed at other players to being pissed at coaches, to mentally dropping out. We don't necessarily need to mudhole the sooners - although that should always be in the cards - but we do need to whip their ass, and not just metaphorically. C'mon, Sark. Bring it.
  12. Well, we have a Co-OC for Run Game, so it's no surprise that we can't pass block, either. Maybe we should blame the Co-OC for Pass Game?
  13. Confused. Which of them is watching tv? On both sides.
  14. Suggested elsewhere, too. Hopefully, he'd like to have a position from which to shit all over the team that shitcanned him. Should we see if we can give UCLA a couple years' salary to take him?
  15. The term, cuckold, originates from the fact that female cuckoo birds often lay their eggs in the nests of other species, so that their offspring are taken care of by the surrogates.
  16. GDGD did what Mack told him to do. Always. Much as I - and many of us - absolutely despise Mack as a person, he was a pretty good coach.
  17. Wrong. Family needs to know that Dad can be like this.
  18. Nobody said "they" were actually going to do it... but if you think none of "them" are talking about it, you're stupider than you usually seem. You want some fries with that?
  19. This may be closer to truth than we'd like.
  20. I'm surprised that Sark hasn't already delivered a verbatim copy of the Augie speech. Maybe he has, and we haven't heard about it yet.
  21. I know you think this is "funny"... but don't believe for a second that it isn't being discussed by some folks who have the bank accounts to make it happen.
  22. There's a reason errybody hates the English language.
  23. Likely correct... but we love us some massively sweetened kool-aid,
  24. Poor choice of words... I'd prolly go for definitely.
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