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Tex Long

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  1. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Last Wednesday of the month, time for the monthly needle in the eyeballs for that AMD shit. Been doing this for nine years now, gettin' pretty damn tired of it... although it's definitely better than being completely blind, fer sher.
  2. Nope, but I'ma take a look at it. Damn, I miss the "Random" button.
  3. Tipicle tsip writting to find some way to slide in a suck and an aggy in one sentense.
  4. Glory Holes is a pretty pretty pretty good band name. They could play Village People and Queen covers - with the right venue, Milkmen would be apropos. Fat Bottom Girls for a backup group. I mean, it writes itself.
  5. Yeah, I don't think there was ever a question about his knowing the right place to bo... just doing the right thing when he got there.
  6. Now do "... colder than a witch's tit."
  7. What's the hardest part of a vegetable to cook?
  8. Interesting you should project that. At least we can spell banana, though, so there's a silver lining in there somewhere. Also, you should take note of the fact that Mack is here because he just got through doing the exact same shit at UNC that he did here, and shit all over his own legacy, such as it was. He did his "give me X years to fix this" schtick, refused to resign and got his ass fired. The fact that our last go-round with Mack was more than ten years does not mean that we should embrace his return. Let me sum it up for you: FUCK. MACK. BROWN.
  9. So... if Sayin is an honest 6'1", apparently Arch is actually around 5'10", right?
  10. No, "bored" was right, although it's a little unclear whether it modifies "mother", "fuckers", or even "y'all". No matter, I celebrate its Hemingwayesque succinctness.
  11. Slo-mo train wrecks take a while. Patience, grasshopper.
  12. The nail head... you have hit it, squarely. The major problem with our HC is that he is still buried face-down in the glory of his tactics, almost exclusively on the offense side. He needs to acquire an OC to take care of offensive tactics while he (and his analysts) can focus on the strategic issues. Talent is not a huge problem. We may not be on the top step, but we're not far behind the tOSUs and UGas, and we've gained a lot of ground on them the last couple of years. The most important thing, I think, is depth. We're closer to them on starters, and closing in on the second men up. We were - for the second season in a row - one or two fuckeed up plays from all the marbles. We should all be happy about where we are, but demanding continued improvement. Hook'em
  13. It ain't a foul if the guy in the striped shirt doesn't throw a flag.
  14. Scripts work fine, until you run into some fucker who's built up an immunity to iocane.
  15. Y'all lighten up. The post under discussion was actually not bullshit in any way other than ridiculous over-use of latinate terms. For the most part, it was spot on, and if you could run it through a Vulgarizer app, it would look like a large portion of every other thread on Surly. Maybe start a new thread, title it "AI: Threat? Or Menace?"
  16. Liars. The design is intended to avoid being so obvious, as well as to eliminate re-entrant self-pollution. Unfortunately for the designers, it's already too late. AI is sitting in an air-tight closet, feverishly huffing its own farts.
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