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Posts posted by Tex Long
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Agree with Wingo as more decoy than target - Mosley and Livingstone need to get the ball more.Ā
Arky came within a FG of aggy, there's room for the world's greatest offensive mind to get over that.
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23 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:Ā
Best job is fired HFC , second best job is their legal teamsĀ
Nah.Ā BestĀ job is Coaches' Agent. Get paid by errybody, just set up a few interviews here and there and deposit those checks.
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27 minutes ago, oldalum said:
If only Chris had done that. He'd have a pair of glasses and still be our coachĀ
I suspect most of us, at some point in our lives, have had a female companion with an excessive need for attention, often exacerbated by slight over-indulgence in alcohol. What is needed is a place of her own, preferably with a lock on the outside. Failing that, we have to be able to restrain an occasional physical attack without undue force. Unfortunately for some of us, we may find ourselves in a likewise state of slight over-indulgence, and if our companion is a large, strong person, we may encounter an exchange of bruises, scrapes, and scratches.Ā
Honestly, I believe his initial statement was probably pretty damned close to the truth, namely that he was reading something, she demanded attention, he failed to respond and kept reading, she snatched (so to speak) his reading glasses from his face and broke them, which pushed him over the edge, A few slaps were exchanged, she called 911 (often a Bad Idea absent a life-and-death situation). One of the responding officers told her they could arrest him if she was - oh, I dunno, being strangled? She went with that, the cops pretended to believe it, and here we are.
I still feelĀ that Beard could have salvaged things by apologizing most sincerelyto Randi,Ā the fans, his players, the school... errybody. And then seeking and performing anger management training.
But he didn't.
And here we are.
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8 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:
Yeah, I wasn't kidding! Palo Alto real estate is fucking looney.
Yep. Friend of mine was nuclear power engineer at Bechtel for many years. Recently sold the little house in Palo Alto that he paid $12,000 for back in 70s, got $1,200,000 for it. He's happily retired in what he called"horse country" (wherever that is)...
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It's fun to wade hip-deep through the argumentation. No doubt about it.Ā
The best part is that it'll never stop as long as the Beauty Contest System continues.Ā
Two teams? You're fucked because you're third most beautiful, biggest cup size, least knobby knees... whatever.
Four teams? Fucked at fifth. Twelve teams? Left out at thirteenth.
Let errybody in, at 128 teams. That's seven weeks of playoffs and nobody gets left out.
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2 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:
And they passĀ
It's tough to kick when one pants leg is tighter than the other...
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We never eat cookies, because they have yeast. One little bite turns a man to a beast. Oh, can you imagine a greater disgrace than a man in the gutter, with crumbs on his face?
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11 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:
... when I envision you, it is in a clown suit as well.Ā
If your mental image is the same as mine, I believe you mean an Executive Clown Suit.Ā
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10 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:
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He still got better week to week until sark pulled his head out of his ass and changed the offense.Ā
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You've spelt bottle incorrectly.
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After due consideration of Miss Jordon's role in the life of Coach Belichick, I have come to the belief that she is a MOSSAD spy in training, in thid case on-the-job training. She should beĀ moving into control of his assets before too long.
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Just now, BigHornedLurker said:
it can really only work when the HC wants it to , often why the HC's non specialty side is the one with the stronger coordinatorĀ
Yep.Ā
The problem we have with Pheven-win Phteve is that he won't let it happen. As far as I've noticed, without looking it all up, the HC with offensive-side specialization is less likely to grab the brass ring than is the HC who came up on the defensive side. Not impossible, mind you, but less likely.
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The HC-OC relationship is - orĀ should beĀ - that HC determines strategy and OC determines tactics to implement the offensive strategy. The HC should offer ideas to the OC, but not dictate. Sark not likely to do that.
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14 hours ago, DFW Horn said:
This week is supposed to be about directing hate at aggy, not each other.
Play nice
Matthew 10:36
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Short while back, LT was mentioned as the highest paid NFL position. That says a lot, including importance and scarcity. We've done well there lately.
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I think the "cap" is on school money. Policing the BMD bucks not part of that.
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Thunderlounge beat me to it...
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All three of our losses followed a bye week (or longer)... what were we doing during the week(s) off?
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5 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:
SMU controls their own destiny. Since Pitt upset GT yesterday, if SMU beats Cal next weekend they'll be in the ACC title gameĀ
I am at least mildly gruntled by this.
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1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:
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40 minutes ago, seven said:32
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Depending on location might go down to 5.
Where's crawfish? Don't matter, still 5 or 7...
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Just now, wood said:
She's from there too, no?
I think she ran track at USC while Sark was there. Saw a reference to North Carolina, but...
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UNLV QB is quick.Ā
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5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:
Iām shocked they didnāt have Coach O take him alligator hunting in the swamp and heās never heard from again.Ā
This particular show is far from over. The Fat Lady not only hasn't sung yet, she isn't even in the building.
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7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:
Sure. But no one likes to pay a fraud to go away. Committing fraud and wining Championships by fraud are badass. bk was a dick, didnāt fit in, didnāt really party, didnāt win shit. Iāve said plenty about sark but we have Big 12 championship to stick it to our ungrateful left behinds, two playoff appearances and a SEC CCG games. BK got beat by aggy and his team quit on him. Not wanting to pay him seems logical to all of us
them.ĀMore accurate?
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24 minutes ago, RabidM said:
That's the captain of the all name team.Ā Ā
Is he related to Max?
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
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"Dammit! The Doc said that vasectomy was 100%."
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