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Tex Long

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  1. 35 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

    My only question is why didn't we use Townsend more? He had 4 games to use and we could have used him against fOSU to score, Georgia, and Florida. He's a stout mf'er. Instead we leaned on Wisner and a broken Baxter. We barely used Clark or Simon. We hamstrung ourselves just to preserve a RS when in reality we shouldn't have to do that anymore with the portal. Get these kids in, find something they're good at until they know entirety of the playbook and let's roll. 

    Whatever. I'm just glad Scott is gone. It sucks Gibson left because of him. I bet that's part of the reason Sark canned his ass. Running off a player who would have been a solid player and he didn't even let him play in the Florida game in front of his family. All it took was five games to run off a kid who had upside. Fuck Chad Scott. 

    It's too bad the HC was too busy babysitting PK to tell the OC to get on his RB coach and get Gibson some touches... bet the OC had a playset for Gibson. Townsend seems like a prospect for those max-pro sets with RB lining looking like a blocker.

  2. Miz Long noticed this game and was surprised to see a "bowl" featuring Northwestern and - checks notes - Central Meatchicken. She has a niece who's a Northwestern alumna but was not aware that they have a football team. She asked me to put some perspective on it, but the best I could come up with was Rice v. Tarleton State... I don't think that's too far off.

     

  3. 4 minutes ago, TxTower said:

    Wisner has entered the portal.
    New RB coach is going to have his work cut out for him.

    Entering a not-yet open window is an interesting move. 

  4. 1 hour ago, randomhorn said:

    B1G (18) and SEC (16) are probably already looking at too many member for a potential mega merger, assuming a 32 member “league” like the NFL. So hope for 36 or be prepared to be part of the other league (BIG12 (16) and ACC (18)) when the music stops. Or pray for ultimate chaos and a complete collapse of the conferences as we know them

     

    Conferences have already collapsed. Media controls the shambles that are left. The only thing that makes sense is for schools to separate D1A football from the rest of their "athletic" programs. Other sports may follow, but there's no urgent demand for that just yet.

  5. 13 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

    We talking about Elko or Ketch?

     

    12 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

    Aren't they the same person?

    Hmmmm... Welp, it's apparently true that no one has ever seen both of them at the Golden Corral at the same time.

  6. On 12/23/2025 at 10:09 AM, Tex Long said:

    "A Perineal .500" is a pretty good motto.

    Miz Long all over me on this thread... as a Drama major at Texas, she has a lifelong eye for words, and pointed out that my new motto here is easier to say and just as relevant:

    "Half tainted" 

    I personally would rather go with "Half ass", but it lacks elegance as well as overall accuracy.

  7. 7 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

    It’s not a bellybutton, it’s a Schrader valve. 

    I'd think Schroeder - Schraders are for air.

     

    57 minutes ago, markstanco said:

    He is so exhausting with his bandwagon ways.  Where was he when they were a perineal .500 team?   

    "A Perineal .500" is a pretty good motto.

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