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Posts posted by Tex Long
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2 minutes ago, cochamps said:
Is she actually South Austin’s mom?
May be Aunt Holly?
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On 10/12/2025 at 11:46 AM, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:
no need to talk shit about Holly, she is by far the best sideline reporter in the business.
Two things... well, okay, three things.
1. True ststement there, 49-0.
2. Young Holly was a pretty cute little gal. She's what now? Right about 60, I suppose. I'm fairly certain most of us looked a whole better at 30 than at 60.
3. I'm guessing nunna you haters ever spent two minutes - much less a champagne brunch weekend - with a chubby athletic blonde who could suck both her own big toes at the same time while being roundly rogered. Just sayin'...
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12 hours ago, dcar00 said:
wait, no fucking way, Peyton Manning is our coach and Cooper is on the team?
More like Cooper is our HC, and little bro Heid is our starting center.
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6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:
Written without rancor, amigo.
Rancorless Asswater is superb Surly Motto material.
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"... frustration in the facility"
Shitspeak for "anger in the locker room".
A key element in team building is "Do YOUR job and trust your teammates to do their jobs".
Sounds like we have finger-pointing and dissatisfaction rampant. Leads from being pissed at other players to being pissed at coaches, to mentally dropping out.
We don't necessarily need to mudhole the sooners - although that should always be in the cards - but we do need to whip their ass, and not just metaphorically.
C'mon, Sark. Bring it.
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7 minutes ago, 6th Street said:
If only we had an OL coach
Well, we have a Co-OC for Run Game, so it's no surprise that we can't pass block, either. Maybe we should blame the Co-OC for Pass Game?
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19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:
She is the roughest looking mid 20 year old I have ever seen. She will wind up with a tattoo of a dagger on her side and be flinging herself at some hapless backup QB in Florida in 3 years.
Read that as fingering
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1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:
Brent Venables let's his wife peg him while watching The Weather Channel
Confused. Which of them is watching tv?
46 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:Brent Venables is his own grandfather.
On both sides.
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17 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:
They need a vet like sark
Suggested elsewhere, too. Hopefully, he'd like to have a position from which to shit all over the team that shitcanned him.
Should we see if we can give UCLA a couple years' salary to take him?
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1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:
Except, no
cuckold /kŭk′əld, koo͝k′-/ noun
A man whose wife is unfaithful; the husband of an adulteress.
cuck is just a slang shortened derivative of cuckold.
The term, cuckold, originates from the fact that female cuckoo birds often lay their eggs in the nests of other species, so that their offspring are taken care of by the surrogates.
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1 hour ago, markstanco said:
Need to see what he does post Diego first. From the outside GDGD looked like he knew what he was doing in 2005.
GDGD did what Mack told him to do. Always. Much as I - and many of us - absolutely despise Mack as a person, he was a pretty good coach.
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11 minutes ago, B00M said:
God damn I hope they’d all left the house for this
Wrong. Family needs to know that Dad can be like this.
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15 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:
If they had the bank account and the stomach to make it happen they would have done it the first time. Fuck all the way off with this shit. We’ve lost out on numerous recruits in the last couple years who were strictly an NIL battle so I don’t want to hear that we have someone that’s willing to shell out an 8 digit number to make a coach go away.Nobody said "they" were actually going to do it... but if you think none of "them" are talking about it, you're stupider than you usually seem. You want some fries with that?
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41 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:
The only meeting the players want is the one where they collect their NIL checks
This may be closer to truth than we'd like.
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2 minutes ago, westexhorn said:
I am surprised we havent heard about an immediate players only meeting. Where the fuck are the fiery leaders that demand accountability.
I'm surprised that Sark hasn't already delivered a verbatim copy of the Augie speech. Maybe he has, and we haven't heard about it yet.
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Just now, Leanderman said:
Any chance of bringing Saban out of retirement?
I know you think this is "funny"... but don't believe for a second that it isn't being discussed by some folks who have the bank accounts to make it happen.
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16 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:
I hope things definitely and positively change. I meant I hope there is not a reset needed; meaning Sark doesn't get fired because the program has addressed the problems and is headed in a positive direction again. I didn't mean "shit has positively changed" in a past looking sort of way. It certainly has not positively changed.
There's a reason errybody hates the English language.
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6 minutes ago, ousux said:
8 wins and a somewhat decent bowl (if such still exists) is our ceiling this year, anyone thinking differently is setting themselves up.
Likely correct... but we love us some massively sweetened kool-aid,
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2 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:
I hope that's the case because shit has positively changed.
Poor choice of words... I'd prolly go for definitely.
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1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
Are there freshmen OL/DL that they'd consider removing the redshirts?
Errybody that's big enough and athletic enough needs to play.
If a guy's Good, he'll be NFL-bound soon enough. If he ain't, better to find out now.
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At this point, I'm looking over my shoulder at the Not-Even-Seven-Wins of '21 and the collapse into six consecutive Ls for the first time in 65 years.
Of course, that can't happen, right?
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Paraphrasing Sark just said “let’s see how the other 135 FBS teams do if they played at Ohio state and at the swamp”.
Clear demonstration of innumeracy. Ain't nobody playing themselves, so that's at best the other 134...
No wonder we keep failing at "fourth and two, men, let's get a yard."
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Sorry nobody asked: Coach, your QB was sacked, hit, pressured, or forced to scramble on about eighty percent of his plays. It looks like OU may have an even better D than Florida... how are you planning to fix that?
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Main takeaway: This is not a happy coach.
My Red River Rivalry Experience 2025
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Awwwww... so cute and all.
One thing, though: lose the "Rivalry" bullshit. Errbody and they brother got a rivalry. We're Texas.
Make it Red River Shootout, or better, how about Shootout at the State Fair