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Posts posted by Tex Long
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IBM Selectric typewriter font ball. Interchangeable multiple fonts available. Descendant of the cylindrical font heads on teletypes (TTY).
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5 hours ago, tbone_ said:
They feel the second most stressed when their husband does anything.
... particularly if he is carrying a tool, a musical instrument, or a piece of sports gear.
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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
It's possible he has some form of dementia going on.
Pussy is undefeated, but even Bill in his prime would have punted this bitch to the curb long before it had came to this.
I choose to believe that Bill is aware that Life Its Own Self is visiting upon him a Karma Rebalance of epic proportions, to make up for having Tom Brady create the myth of the indestructable Coach Belichick for him. He is not happy about it, but he understands the futility of fighting against it... and there are certain benefits attached to the process.
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8 minutes ago, Jimbob said:
2008
...We got fucked by the human polls because people are idiots.
We got fucked because our own conference coaches diddled the rankings, and because Bob Stoops is smarter than Mack - Bob ran up 7 or 8 TDs in every single game, while Mack let the opponents off the hook. We also got fucked because Mack's brilliant game plan put us in a 19-0 hole in Lubbock before we ever scored, including sticking with The Script and handing the ball on basically a draw, to our 250-lb running back standing stock-still seven yards deep in our end zone for a highly-predictable safety.
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11 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:
they wouldn't dare try
they got away with it in '12 when we were the only ones pointing out the wall shenanigan
they've been exposed now - the whole league now knows what they are about - and they would get flame-broiled for trying
You say that like there's something wrong with flame-broiling...
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2 hours ago, Blotto said:
Half of $17M
It's Louisiana.
One half of $17 million is $16 million, the other half is $1 million.
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3 hours ago, JBJ said:
Cam rambles a lot on his show (to fill time, I believe), but he has solid takes and football knowledge.
Cam loses credibility by routinely appearing in outfits that seem to have been created for him by L'Oreal's even less discerning little sister.
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The best path for us is for committee members to recognize that Texas is the premier team for them to monetize more eyeballs.
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59 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:
Kiffin is entertaining.
This is all anyone needs to know about Lane.
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1 hour ago, MBHORNSFAN said:
Sark still getting fired for cause?
1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:Next loss.
1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:Yes, if he loses the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl
1 hour ago, dcar00 said:we will know soon because if he aint good at politickin' then he's worthless.
If he gets fired, it'll be "for cause", but probably kept internal and promulgated as "mutually agreed". He'd get a few million to help him get by and keep his mouth shut.
He's busting his ass trying to MackBrown his way into the
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31 minutes ago, dcar00 said:
the Florida game was the easiest of the 3 to win and we should not have lost that game
Insightful. DM Del Conte.
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14 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:
Learned a new word today. What commie spy novels are you reading?
Life experience. You wouldn't believe the trouble you can get in by removing the wooden micro-pallet from the bottom of the mini-fridge in your hotel room and leveling the damn thing so you can actually hear yourself think.
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5 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:
No, like he said, y'all are both right.
You handle your business against the teams you're supposed to, you're in. True
You don't go on the road the first game of the season against a top 2 team in the country that you understandably lose to, you're probably in.
There's a whole sloppy thread about how to get into the Group of Twelve with three losses. Yes, it's possible, albeit with extremely low probability.
The point here is being ready to play after - let's see: 8 months, two weeks, and two weeks - of time to actually get ready. We weren't, all three times.
The stories of personal problems, rehab(s), benders would seem to explain the lack of preparation. If true, it seems entirely reasonable to suppose that CDC has kompromat on Sarkisian sufficient to cover "for cause" firing, if it comes to that.
My thought is that Del Conte believes reasonably-sober Steve can helm a winning program, and that he believes Steve can manage his problems. I agree that it's possible, and I think CDC and Sark have had that come-to-Jesus talk, and that it led to a list of achievements required... what we're seeing right now, with Sark advocating tirelessly for that CFP slot, is the result of that meeting and those trquirements.
Here's hoping it all works out for all concerned... including us.
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7 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:
You're the one that said "X" is the problem. It's not that simple, which is what we're all pointing out to you.
It's exactly that simple. Getting into the show with three losses is only possible in extremely rare circumstances, which, as it happened, didn't occur. Not losing the third game, and especially to Florida is the way in. Substituting someone else for Florida is pointless, but you just keep on pointing.
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1 hour ago, Ricky Butler said:
So if we beat Florida but lost to A&M, we're in?
If? If? What if?
Why, yes. as a matter of
factconjecture, we are.If we beat UGa...
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Just now, elguapo said:
You realize that both can be true right?
Replace OSU with a cupcake OOC game that we win, we're a lock for the playoffs
Don't shit the bed against Florida and we are a lock for the playoffs
Both are true
No.
The tOSU game is not the problem.
The UGa game is only part of the problem.
The Florida game is the problem.
Losing inexplicably to asswater is the problem, and the thread title spells it out for you: This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
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Damn, it's embarrassing to have so many people going on and on and on about being penalized for playing - and losing - a big-time OOC game. If anything, we in fact get plus marks for playing tOSU closer than their other 11 games.
No, get the fuck outta here with that "OOC big-game loss keeping us out of the champeenships" bullshit.
What keeps us out is the other two losses. Most of all, Florida. That was pathetic... actually, it was asswater, am I right? Yes, I fucking am. How the fuck do you come off a bye, with a full extra week to prepare, and lose to Florida? What the fuck was the coaching staff, from the top down, doing for those two weeks? It damn sure wasn't preparing for Florida. Fuck me.
After Florida, we knew, absofuckinglutely knew, we had to win out... at least to the point of being in the CCG, with a pretty-much guaranteed CFP berth there, win or lose.
Beating UGa was a requirement. Again, we came off a bye, and again we were unready, outplayed, and outcoached. Coffin, meet nail.
One last time: losing to tOSU didn't put us out of the CFP. Losing to UGa didn't put us out of the CFP, even though it was the proverbial Last Straw. Nope. What put us out of the CFP was being humiliated by a team that was ready to - and did - fire their HC.
Asswater.
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5 hours ago, Nicole44 said:
And you get what you pay for.
This is not entirely true. It sounds good, but it's wrong. I - and I think most of us - have paid for things and not gotten them.
Tex Long's First Rule of Finance is "You don't get what you don't pay for."
Like the original version, it's not universally so, because sometimes you do get what you do or don't pay for... but the far greater occurrence is ... "Nah, you ain't gettin' it."
Thinking that you'll definitely get what you pay for... Bad Idea™.
DM Jimbo
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Great job, great result.
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3 1/2 safeties works: 12-10 works.
No mercy.
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Three safeties. 12-10. Watch this.
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Four safeties and a dominant D, we win 11-10.
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56 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:
Somehow it took me a while to get past the bottom of her skirt
Yeah, same here. Why is she wearing that skirt sideways?
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Watching Ioway and Nebarska in the blowing sleety snow. Good game for the first half, anyway.
Seeing Holgorsen working with Neb QB, it occurs to me that Sark needs to go the same route, leave HC job and get back to purely offense. Kiffin could probably use some help at LSU...
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