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Tex Long

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  1. PM Connor Stalions
  2. Gonna be interesting to hear what the Uncles have to say. Not just about Archm but about play-calls in general, and about red zone plans.
  3. Behind at half, game over. First down in red zone, might as well hand it to the oppo. 14-6 before Jaggy catch, could we do better on 2-pointer than fourth and goal? Disappointed... but plenty of season. Hook'em
  4. So... 14-6 would look a little better right now?
  5. So many coaches, so little time... If only we had a meme, like, oh maybe "You're not wrong, Urban, you're just an asshole."
  6. Y'all seem to think Bill's death will be announced as "Sildenafil Overdose", but it's probably going to be the same as Elvis... "Straining at Stool."
  7. This is an excellent idea. After all, the name of the game is Entertainment, and even Surly has to admit Graham would be an entertaining step up.
  8. Too long. How about JPK5T ... Josh Pate Killed 5 Twinkies
  9. You'd notice that's not actually a pillow, if it were fully erect inflated.
  10. No, he's genuinely cunty. Either I've not noticed it before (entirely likely), or we have a new version of intensive porpoises for posterity. For the unaware, the kids are young goats, the gloves made from their skin are used for handling things carefully. Finebaum has decent takes, for the most part, and like Josh Pate, he's an old radio guy. Like Pate, he has some good stuff and some really horrible bullshit in his schtick. If I do stumble into his show, the "call-in" segment is a sign to dump that shit in a hurry. One of the elements of Pate's shows is that he's mostly pretty open about the possibilities of being wrong... as he says "I only want the credit, none of the blame." whynotboth.gif
  11. So, he's not going to be able to pay off the $11 million to the janitor?
  12. I think it's more like Meatchicken, not exactly blowout, mudhole level, but they're never really seriously in the game. HOOK'EM
  13. NSIAP Most apropos statistic is that QBs starting for first time against #1 team have lost, every. single. game. I think that continues. Make it 19-0 and nothing but Ls for the virgin QBs. Hook'em
  14. Nice to see Surlys falling - if not leaping - into the sarchasm. Let's all hope things open up in the second half. Still waiting for Campbell to start foaming at the mouth. He screeched a little, but plenty of time left.
  15. Welp... fct is, it's not a very exciting game, so far. Makes XII look less than great. Where's Yormark when they need him?
  16. Red Bull... where's Arch?
  17. Interestingly, the new, improved AI Otto Korekt somehow decided when I typed "M" that I was going to type "Mine" and not "Massacre"... and I didn't notice it. The response made me assume there was a Sand Creek in Wyoming (there is) and that an unsuccessful attempt had been made to introduce locals to the marvels of Democracy. I never did go look how far it is to eastern Colorado, but...
  18. Which is why I specifically said "basically the same as the Pods..."
  19. Well... this is basically the same as the Pods from a few years back, but we don't seem to have a lot of mention of that dreaded word.
  20. Ahhh... The Commitments. 2, 1a, 1b, x, x, x, x
  21. That was one of three games in a row - actually I think it was three out of four - in which Okie State kicked our asses pretty significantly in the first half, and we outscored them 108 to nothing in the second half.
  22. That, and deBoer apparently didn't think too highly of him.
  23. *cue Or, arguably but requiring additional intel, queue.
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