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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
- Does Sark have the balls to bench Arch or will he die on that hill?
Speaking of Sark and balls... does Loreal know that Sark had a vasectomy a couple of years ago? Maybe that's just another baseless internet rumor, though.- Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
Fuck About Plenty is motto-worthy.- Dumb Question Amnesty Thread
Just a guess, but I think prolly some difference between payment for live performance versus broadcast.- 2025 Random Games thread
"Tessitore" hits close to home. I wrote a book in the late 80s about the Lesbian detective who lived upstairs from Kinky Friedman's gap lappers, name of Tess Tosterone. Publishers laughed at me and at the book... but not hard enough to buy.- Tell me about Texas Tech
It would be interesting to see results if visitor sections in the Tech stadium were outlined clearly. There isn't a penalty for tortilla-flinging if they aren't hitting the field... is there?- Week 7 2025: Texas at Kentucky
Not until next August, anyway...- Week 7 2025: Texas at Kentucky
Kentucky has some players. They just don't have enough of them and/or enough good coaches. I wouldn't go so far as to characterize them as Little Sisters of the Poor... but what might fit better is "Little Sistets of the Stupid". On the other hand, your world can get fucked up if you ignore dumbasses completely. Pay attention. Hook'em- Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
This sums up my attitude perfectly.- Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Yeah, sure. Back of the line, amigo. It's down to the end and around the corner.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
This pissed off a lot of people. I understand the need to keep "culture" pointed the right direction, and I understand the likely greater Sarkian sensitivity to an alcohol-related incident, but punishing your team by sitting a player for something that happened six months ago seems short-sighted. I hope there were other reason(s) for leaving Stroh out there stumbling and bumbling around. I just wonder if the culture issue was finally deemed taken care of or if it was a matter of realizing that either the OL got fixed and we let DWI-boy play or we might as well kiss our goals goodbye. Anyway, it looks a hell of a lot better now. Hook'em- Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
Strong's agent, you mean. Remember who you're talking about.- Who is this legend from Saturday?
But not an unpopular one.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I've wondered about the contract balances in the event of uhhh some sort of you know an uhhhh an unfortunate accident. Coach Franklin? You have two visitors who say they need to speak with you, a Mister Louie and a Mister Fingers. Miz Long opines that such would likely have to pay off, if only to a survivor or an LLC. Of course, she's Criminal Defense and not Contract lawyer, so I'm not sure about that. But I have looked at a couple of coaching contracts online, and both of them had an LLC associated with the coach, so... maybe just a disappearance, have to wait seven years to presume death? And who knows what could happen in seven years, right?- My Red River Rivalry Experience 2025
Well... before fucking TV took over the world and started the Red River Whatever, I don't remember calling it anything other than the OU game, so I'm good with it. The kickoff time usually depended on where the World Series game was being played - East Coast or Midwest mostly, and with a whole three TV networks, the OU game and the World Series were the complete slate of athletics... I think... the other network probably had Roller Derby.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Here's your play-by-play. Eight drivable possessions (two more were end of half, end of game), we scored four times - three FG and a TD for a total of 16 points. For reference, had we done that against tOSU, we'da won. There's a reason for the Take the Points motto. Gruntled to see Sark appears to have gotten the message. https://www.espn.com/college-football/playbyplay/_/gameId/401752736- My Red River Rivalry Experience 2025
Awwwww... so cute and all. One thing, though: lose the "Rivalry" bullshit. Errbody and they brother got a rivalry. We're Texas. Make it Red River Shootout, or better, how about Shootout at the State Fair- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
May be Aunt Holly?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Two things... well, okay, three things. 1. True ststement there, 49-0. 2. Young Holly was a pretty cute little gal. She's what now? Right about 60, I suppose. I'm fairly certain most of us looked a whole better at 30 than at 60. 3. I'm guessing nunna you haters ever spent two minutes - much less a champagne brunch weekend - with a chubby athletic blonde who could suck both her own big toes at the same time while being roundly rogered. Just sayin'...- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
More like Cooper is our HC, and little bro Heid is our starting center.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Rancorless Asswater is superb Surly Motto material.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Shitspeak for "anger in the locker room". A key element in team building is "Do YOUR job and trust your teammates to do their jobs". Sounds like we have finger-pointing and dissatisfaction rampant. Leads from being pissed at other players to being pissed at coaches, to mentally dropping out. We don't necessarily need to mudhole the sooners - although that should always be in the cards - but we do need to whip their ass, and not just metaphorically. C'mon, Sark. Bring it.- Texas O-line talk
Well, we have a Co-OC for Run Game, so it's no surprise that we can't pass block, either. Maybe we should blame the Co-OC for Pass Game?- Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Read that as fingering- Brent Venables thinks jesus was a drunk and a bad guy
- Does Sark have the balls to bench Arch or will he die on that hill?
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