Everything posted by Tex Long
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Read that as fingering
- Brent Venables thinks jesus was a drunk and a bad guy
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UCLA's return to dominance no longer featuring DeShaun Foster
Suggested elsewhere, too. Hopefully, he'd like to have a position from which to shit all over the team that shitcanned him. Should we see if we can give UCLA a couple years' salary to take him?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
The term, cuckold, originates from the fact that female cuckoo birds often lay their eggs in the nests of other species, so that their offspring are taken care of by the surrogates.
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Who should be our next OC hire?
GDGD did what Mack told him to do. Always. Much as I - and many of us - absolutely despise Mack as a person, he was a pretty good coach.
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I need someone to help me get in contact with this man
Wrong. Family needs to know that Dad can be like this.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Nobody said "they" were actually going to do it... but if you think none of "them" are talking about it, you're stupider than you usually seem. You want some fries with that?
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
This may be closer to truth than we'd like.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
I'm surprised that Sark hasn't already delivered a verbatim copy of the Augie speech. Maybe he has, and we haven't heard about it yet.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
I know you think this is "funny"... but don't believe for a second that it isn't being discussed by some folks who have the bank accounts to make it happen.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
There's a reason errybody hates the English language.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Likely correct... but we love us some massively sweetened kool-aid,
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Poor choice of words... I'd prolly go for definitely.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Errybody that's big enough and athletic enough needs to play. If a guy's Good, he'll be NFL-bound soon enough. If he ain't, better to find out now.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
At this point, I'm looking over my shoulder at the Not-Even-Seven-Wins of '21 and the collapse into six consecutive Ls for the first time in 65 years. Of course, that can't happen, right?
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Clear demonstration of innumeracy. Ain't nobody playing themselves, so that's at best the other 134... No wonder we keep failing at "fourth and two, men, let's get a yard."
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Sorry nobody asked: Coach, your QB was sacked, hit, pressured, or forced to scramble on about eighty percent of his plays. It looks like OU may have an even better D than Florida... how are you planning to fix that?
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Main takeaway: This is not a happy coach.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Brown bald-spot paint is a little too dark, little too wet. But it goes well with CoachSpeak.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Solution: gotta coach better. gotta play better.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Sark thinks we didn't play well on either side of the LOS.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
But at least they're playing Texas Fight every few seconds...
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Does any of the gang that visited The Swamp recall seeing Connor Stalions standing near Sun Bely Billy on the sideline?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Which was lost because Mack had only one backup QB, a freshman with poor eyesight, who had taken fairly few snaps, only in garbage time, who was your Sunday Newspaper Parade Magazine High School Football Player of the Year, and on basically about the same level as Arch at the same age. Unfortuately your Shoulda-had-the-Heisman QB - a Mister McCoy - got speared in the shoulder by a 500-pound Bammer DL, allowed by refs to try a few throws to see if he could play, and couldn't. Texas had to take an official time out to do the testing and allow QB2 to find his helmet, which wound up taking long enough that the refs threatened to charge another time out. The Kid finally found his helmet, got in the game and converted a couple TD opportunities into field goals. Although Texas came close, Bama scored two more TDs in desperation/garbage time of the last couple of minutes and made it look like a three score blowout. After the game, Mack announced that he was going to follow the example of the other team's Head Coach, Saban, and create a running team. He didn't mention that he allegedly had told his Defensive Coordinator, Will Muschamp, that he was going to retire after the game and Coach Muschamp, whose official title included the words "Head Coach In Waiting" would be the new Head Coach. Mack allegedly excused himself by claiming he never said he was going to retire, but that he was planning to retire... but had simply changed his plans. You can imagine how happy Muschamp was. That, mind you, was at the end of the 2009 season. Me? I put the start of the Wildeness Wandering right there.
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Fire Kyle Flood
Hmmm... if we can find some large, athletic humans for the team, should we keep Flood or nah? I mean, other than evaluation, is he the guy?