Tex Long
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Rancorless Asswater is superb Surly Motto material.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Shitspeak for "anger in the locker room". A key element in team building is "Do YOUR job and trust your teammates to do their jobs". Sounds like we have finger-pointing and dissatisfaction rampant. Leads from being pissed at other players to being pissed at coaches, to mentally dropping out. We don't necessarily need to mudhole the sooners - although that should always be in the cards - but we do need to whip their ass, and not just metaphorically. C'mon, Sark. Bring it.
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Texas O-line talk
Well, we have a Co-OC for Run Game, so it's no surprise that we can't pass block, either. Maybe we should blame the Co-OC for Pass Game?
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Read that as fingering
- Brent Venables thinks jesus was a drunk and a bad guy
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UCLA's return to dominance no longer featuring DeShaun Foster
Suggested elsewhere, too. Hopefully, he'd like to have a position from which to shit all over the team that shitcanned him. Should we see if we can give UCLA a couple years' salary to take him?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
The term, cuckold, originates from the fact that female cuckoo birds often lay their eggs in the nests of other species, so that their offspring are taken care of by the surrogates.
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Who should be our next OC hire?
GDGD did what Mack told him to do. Always. Much as I - and many of us - absolutely despise Mack as a person, he was a pretty good coach.
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I need someone to help me get in contact with this man
Wrong. Family needs to know that Dad can be like this.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Nobody said "they" were actually going to do it... but if you think none of "them" are talking about it, you're stupider than you usually seem. You want some fries with that?
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
This may be closer to truth than we'd like.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
I'm surprised that Sark hasn't already delivered a verbatim copy of the Augie speech. Maybe he has, and we haven't heard about it yet.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
I know you think this is "funny"... but don't believe for a second that it isn't being discussed by some folks who have the bank accounts to make it happen.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
There's a reason errybody hates the English language.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Likely correct... but we love us some massively sweetened kool-aid,
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Poor choice of words... I'd prolly go for definitely.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Errybody that's big enough and athletic enough needs to play. If a guy's Good, he'll be NFL-bound soon enough. If he ain't, better to find out now.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
At this point, I'm looking over my shoulder at the Not-Even-Seven-Wins of '21 and the collapse into six consecutive Ls for the first time in 65 years. Of course, that can't happen, right?
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Clear demonstration of innumeracy. Ain't nobody playing themselves, so that's at best the other 134... No wonder we keep failing at "fourth and two, men, let's get a yard."
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Sorry nobody asked: Coach, your QB was sacked, hit, pressured, or forced to scramble on about eighty percent of his plays. It looks like OU may have an even better D than Florida... how are you planning to fix that?
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Main takeaway: This is not a happy coach.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Brown bald-spot paint is a little too dark, little too wet. But it goes well with CoachSpeak.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Solution: gotta coach better. gotta play better.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
Sark thinks we didn't play well on either side of the LOS.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.6 - 11:30am (LHN app or ESPN app)
But at least they're playing Texas Fight every few seconds...