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Tex Long

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  1. 13 hours ago, Js1 said:

    Giver of screaming orgasms? She has a lucky girlfriend 

    11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

    Tex Long wakes up the neighbors sometimes. 

    9 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

    That's because of his farts.

    To be scrupulously accurate, it's more akin to roaring than screaming, for my part.  That, and I am remarkably free from flatulence, although the death throes of the severely over-used fan not only qualify as screaming, they likely do disturb neighbors, or at least some of their livestock.

  2. 7 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

    Isn't a fruit, by definition, part of a plant?

    fruit, the fleshy or dry ripened ovary of a flowering plant, enclosing the seed or seeds.

    You want to include fruit under vegetables, ok with me. "Fruit" has seed, rest of the plant is non-fruit, but all vege.

    I wouldn't call a mushroom a plant, although it's a fruit of a fungus, so there's that.

  3. On 4/27/2025 at 10:25 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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    Other than some of them being fruit, an eggplant masquerading as a zucchini, and one not being a plant at all (although technically a fruit) - much less a veg - there's pretty much nothing there that I wouldn't chow down on, happily.

  4. 1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

    I know

    I'd fit right in with Kiper and ESPN's crack analysts

    That pic you included looks like someone who needs a crack analysis.

  5. Improve the NFL draft drama.

    Let Colleges into the room. Combine Portal and Draft.

    Some of the players who are thinking about how badly they fucked up by entering the Draft... let the NIL cash registers start ringing. 

  6. 22 minutes ago, tigol said:

    My husband won't fix my fart fan.  I can't decide if he's lazy or gross.  Probly a little of both.

    Next birhday - or whatever occasion - buy him a new one. But make certain the switch has a remote.

  7. 1 hour ago, Getafix said:

    Nice, Vito ... and a little Mittyesque.

    "As their Lambo and their season floundered in the surf, Bert and Beck brushed their bangs and banked their NIL, inscrutable to the last."

    And from the distance - or was it under the passenger seat? - the ever-present but not always heard throb... pocketa pocketa pocketa pocketa ...

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  8. 7 minutes ago, Deej said:

    Every accusation is a confession, and I can't believe you inserted your mom into this thread. 

    Never use "inserted" and "mom" in the same sentence, unless it also includes "South Austin".

    Furtively Squandering has a distinctly Surly feeling. Band? Motto? Objective?

    Remains to be seen. But "remains to be seen" might be a tag line in an obituary.

  9. 23 hours ago, Superhero said:

    How reliable is the XC90? 

    Never had any problems, but she only kept it a couple of years. I think mainly because I bitched every time I had to ride in the skinny seats... she went with a Highlander next. I hang with a Suburban or a crew cab mostly, although thanks to AMD I drive hardly at all anymore.

  10. 14 hours ago, Okie State said:

    I'd drive the shit out of that.

    The 26X series was one of the best lines of cars ever. We had all our kids in standard transmission Volvos from the time they started driving until they left home and/or started buying their own cars, principally for safety reasons. The 26X and 24X also had the last of the decently big seats. Miz Long switched to a 960/S90, then an XC90, which was still a damn fine car, but they downsized the seats... piss on that.

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