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Tex Long

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  1. CSB: Miz Long's parents were both late kids, and both their parents were likewise. Her paternal grandfather was literally the proverbial Civil War Little Drummer Boy, at age twelve. His mother - a feisty, determined woman - found out where he was, and took him back, at gunpoint.
  2. Thames/Cherwell >>> Cam, but bridge > ford.
  3. He wasn't wrong, either. It really is just a ride.
  4. How about we quit recruiting 17-year old high-schoolers to punt, and go back to NILling 30-year-old Aussie Rules Footballers from Pro Kick Australia? That game has a premium on accurate direction and distance, ability to kick on the run, to either side, and/or running over people when appropriate.
  5. +rep Need that clip of ref calling that out. This is Surly, y'all get on it.
  6. Awards are, as has been said here multiple times, nothing more than attaboys. Their intended usage is nothing more than creation of discourse to keep the public tuned in and watching advertisements. It is important to note that even a thousand attaboys are negated by a single aw-shit. Awards such as this one are essentis]ally little more than participation ribbons, especially in the context of the orgasams of leadup blather for the Grande Finale. Really, the League should hold a ceremony with multi-level platform for Platinum, Gold, Silver, Bronze and perhaps Genuine Imitation Leather medal winners. Choosing anyone other than Mahomes as "most valuable" is ludicrous. Without Patrick at Quarterback, the Kansas City Chiefs are a very average team. Although, to be fair, the same could surely be said of most teams including Buffalo and Baltimore. Anyway, congratulations to you who are the medalists. Your handlers will be in touch regarding your required appearances in 30-second morality plays ostensibly selling insurance, telephone service, alcoholic beverages, fast food, and drugs. Other goods and services may apply. malkovitchpaythatmanhismoney.jpg
  7. Kinda sorta, yeah. Like I said earlier, it seems possible (not saying probable, but...) that the right rehab system could turn his life around. Maybe not, but it would be sweet to see.
  8. "Injured" player sits out the drive is one of mine from the 2019 LSU bullshit. Wrinkles to this include visit with Sideline Doc to approve return, and/or sitting out the quarter, or X minutes of game clock. Players would have to leave the field immediately, only emergency treatment on the field and player experiencing the emergency is disqualified from further participation. Limited number of personnel allowed on field, no sideline gathering for coaching - or whatever - while in "injury time", no coaches onto field for the same. You want to coach 'em up? Call a timeout, Coach. On the other hand, visiting teams would be allowed to bring their own HVAC repairmen. Oh, and if a ref is going to stand over the ball and not let the play start, then the play clock stops and either restarts or goes back to 25 when D subs are in. Under this, the game clock doesn't run when the ball is not ready.
  9. Music major didn't know to require NDA from all employees and contractors.
  10. Duh. The only question is whether the N of the NIL is enough, and whether the lawyers have to argue about Arch versus Arches.
  11. Trust the Science. Hopefully this doesn't double up... it was "saving" a moment ago and 504'ed itself.
  12. HA! it did double itself. Small borkage.
  13. Incorrect translation, should read "... will probably transfer to UNC to be coached by Bill Belichick"
  14. We've not seen much of Trey since last year's spring game. I thought he was very impressive, at least as far as throwing. Doesn't mean much in terms of reading the D, but to the extent that he threw the ball to the right guy, accurately and on time... yeah. I'm assuming he'll be QB2 for sure, but no ideas about the other QBs in the room. Would enjoy seeing how he looks this year, but it's understandable that Sark would just as soon not let next season's foes get much, if any, info. Play the game, just don't show anything usable.
  15. Not all of oglaf dot com is nsfw...
  16. Song title for Hawg Blanket?
  17. This For those Surlies who are poor and/or poorly endowed, this is part of why your bespoke tailor asks if you dress left or right. No shame for buying off the rack, but...
  18. Besides being a fine band name, Big Titty Goth would stand out as a porn channel.
  19. I was under the impression those purple toadstools are legal in CO. Some of 'em appear to be, but if not Psilocybin, then what sre they?
  20. PM Justin Tucker Be sure to include either "SURLY" or "27-25".
  21. SF prolly already advised him to drop the drafft and xfer to Iowa State.
  22. Ryan Leaf doesn't even threaten Johnny Foosball's ranking.
  23. He's got all the physical talent in the world, and apparently serious mental deficiencies. I don't know if there's anything that can help him... not sure where the line is drawn between unbelievably stupid and full-on crazy. Like y'all, I hope something works for him, I really do... it's just that it doesn't seem likely.
  24. There was a reason for this, after all.
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