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Tex Long

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  1. Improve the NFL draft drama.

    Let Colleges into the room. Combine Portal and Draft.

    Some of the players who are thinking about how badly they fucked up by entering the Draft... let the NIL cash registers start ringing. 

  2. 22 minutes ago, tigol said:

    My husband won't fix my fart fan.  I can't decide if he's lazy or gross.  Probly a little of both.

    Next birhday - or whatever occasion - buy him a new one. But make certain the switch has a remote.

  3. 1 hour ago, Getafix said:

    Nice, Vito ... and a little Mittyesque.

    "As their Lambo and their season floundered in the surf, Bert and Beck brushed their bangs and banked their NIL, inscrutable to the last."

    And from the distance - or was it under the passenger seat? - the ever-present but not always heard throb... pocketa pocketa pocketa pocketa ...

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  4. 7 minutes ago, Deej said:

    Every accusation is a confession, and I can't believe you inserted your mom into this thread. 

    Never use "inserted" and "mom" in the same sentence, unless it also includes "South Austin".

    Furtively Squandering has a distinctly Surly feeling. Band? Motto? Objective?

    Remains to be seen. But "remains to be seen" might be a tag line in an obituary.

  5. 23 hours ago, Superhero said:

    How reliable is the XC90? 

    Never had any problems, but she only kept it a couple of years. I think mainly because I bitched every time I had to ride in the skinny seats... she went with a Highlander next. I hang with a Suburban or a crew cab mostly, although thanks to AMD I drive hardly at all anymore.

  6. 14 hours ago, Okie State said:

    I'd drive the shit out of that.

    The 26X series was one of the best lines of cars ever. We had all our kids in standard transmission Volvos from the time they started driving until they left home and/or started buying their own cars, principally for safety reasons. The 26X and 24X also had the last of the decently big seats. Miz Long switched to a 960/S90, then an XC90, which was still a damn fine car, but they downsized the seats... piss on that.

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  7. 1 hour ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

    Sounds like you speak from experience.

    Only the blindfold. The rest depends on luck.

     

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  8. 3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

    The arms race is on. 

    If Georgia's QB shows he can throw they could be very good. If he doesn't that'll be their downfall. The top of the sport is too juiced up in the arms race to survive having a QB that isn't a plus passer. OSU doesn't win the title last season if Howard doesn't get it together and throw it better during the playoffs than he had ever before. 

    PM The Elk.

  9. 1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

    Sounds like a good way to get tetanus. 

    "Good" doesn't really apply here, does it?

    You could substitute a plastic bag - opaque, of course - for the blindfold. Or keep the blindfold and use a plastic bread-bag. And dishwashing gloves.

    Might want to put a nice tight bungee cord around your neck, keep that bag from coming loose.

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  10. 37 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

    I'd need to see a full body shot before making that determination

    Or you could just wear a blindfold and hope for the best.

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  11. On the other hand, their bathroom visits - regardless of whether they consist of nothing more than grabbing a nail clipper to go trim the sprouts with - culminate with the fart fan switched to "Full On" instead of only 60 minutes, even if it's 0200.

     

  12. 23 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

    "The new and improved Wrecking Crew played suffocating defense against a surefire, All-SEC quarterback"

    - Billy Liucci

    That'll be $9.95, please

    Be fair, their D did score 6 points against us last fall.

     

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