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Tex Long

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  1. I can't believe summa y'all skeert of a bunch of fuckers who need refs to help to barely skate by their home Tech and lose to Colonel Reb. We got this. Not gonna speculate on actual scoreboard, spread, or yardage... but we got this. Hook'em
  2. Sark needs to work the refs like Smart does... well, not that hard, but more than he usually does. It's the SEC way, it seems. He also needs to make a point, in the pre-game meeting with refs, of Smart's habit of coming way out onto the field to argue. In the GT game, he was obnoxious as hell. I had a hard time believing he wasn't at least warned, and if I was that sideline official I think I'da told him the next time he came 10 or 15 yards out, yapping, it'd cost his team fifteen yards.
  3. I was disappointed GT didn't pull out their Two-point Trickery after the first score. Hit that, and game's over. Last game of the season, why the fuck not? My favorite version is XP kick formation, sideline goes nuts, yelling and screaming, arms waving, NO NO NO NO! Holder and wing blocker stand up, kicker runs for sideline. Ball snapped to holder, wing and kicker head for EZ, holder heads same way, has option to throw to either of them or run it. Seen it work, woulda loved to see GT give it that do or die trying.
  4. If you ever tried to steal a few mudbugs outta some old lady's crawfish pond that was guarded by geese, you'd know that ain't Brother Goosby, that right there is Bull Goosby.
  5. WW2 Surplus Jeep. On an Uncle's ranch in New Mexico. Summer I was 10. First time I drove on pavement was when he let me drive into town to pick up the mail. Learning to get out of a skid in gravel prolly saved my life a couple of times since. My kids all learned on standard transmission old Volvos.
  6. 31-0 was my thought at the time. I put it down to our being so fucking high on the way the game was going that we couldn't get out of our own way. Still... quoting Super Bill: It don't make a shit. Hook'em
  7. Entertainment is the Committee's true goal. The most entertaining outcome for the playoffs will sell the most advertising. From an admittedly Texas-centric perspective, it looks like the greatest entertainment value is for Texas to knock off Georgia in the SECSECSEC CCG to "even" the season, and then for the two to meet in the Grand Finale for the rubber match, preceded and accompanied by relentless advertising selling all sorts of electric vehicles, alcoholic beverages, insurance, and oddly-named drugs with side effects including hair loss, blindness, erectile dysfunction, cardiac issues, and sudden death. Texas wins the CCG.
  8. You've spelt (and capitalized) "aggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys" incorrectly.
  9. Not long ago, I was thinking about next season and the need to replace most of the OL. It had me a little bit concerned. Goosby's performance against aggy went a long way toward relieving those worries. Hook'em
  10. yes, we are. this IS a playoff.
  11. Being off script on O... not good.
  12. Warm Diarrhea Diaper is a good name for a band, but also for a youtube channel.
  13. Hard to believe how much the refs let Smart get away with. Last couple of tries, I think I woulda hit him with Unsportsmanlike and either let Tech have another shot or moved Georgia back to the 18... All things considered, I'm okay with UGa not being in panic mode next week.
  14. Fuck that half-ass shit. Kill multiple birds: send manager over there with a pair of black dikes, cut that speaker wire in 12 places.
  15. It's a damned Good Thing that we don't have to decide whether to avoid Wake Forest.
  16. And after that, give Knopfler a call...
  17. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Little bit cynical. You should change your handle to "NeverMarryAnOLDStripper".
  18. Is she your wife, or your gf?
  19. Quoting one of their erstwhile quarterbacks: "nahbruhnahnah".
  20. To be completely fair Gnome On A Stick is not at all bad as a band name, although just plain ol' Gnome Stick is even better.
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