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Tex Long

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  1. Oh... I woulda thought JerseyMan9.
  2. Exactly this.
  3. First, "skeptic" means "doubt", not "denial". Second, the females in the discussion are accusers, alleging they have been harmed and accusing Tucker of harming them. I'm not quite sure how harmful seeing a penis, or even being touched by one is, so I also have a bit of a problem referring to the viewers or the touchees as "victims". It's also troubling that an anonymous group comes forward for some unknown reason, alleging themselves to have been harmed in a period ranging from 13 to 8 years ago. I probably ought to go back and reread the article, but I missed what it is they want to happen. The last, relatively scant, part of the story quotes and identifies other females who claim that Tucker has been their client in the much more recent past and that they have seen no improper activities from him. As is often the case, it's not remotely clear what actually happened. All things considered, I'm on the skeptical side here. Reckon I'm just gonna see how this story plays out. Hey - any Baltimorians here? What can you tell us about the Baltimore Banner?
  4. Trainer shoulda known "Justin" was a bad name for a dolphin...
  5. I do like ice cream, particularly accompanied by a nice slice of pie, preferably hot pie like an apple or cherry fresh out of the oven. And fuck Blue Bell. aggys and listeria... none for me.
  6. Lego would like a word with you...
  7. It is known that female massage the rapists frequently exude powerful pheromones, which can cause completely unintended erections in male clients. Understandably, this may cause concern for the masseuses, especially if the erection becomes obvious and its size causes difficulty in concealment.
  8. File under "Not News" next to "Generalissimo Franco Remains Dead".
  9. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Which part is eluding you... "needle" or "eyeballs"?
  10. Someone got it!
  11. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Last Wednesday of the month, time for the monthly needle in the eyeballs for that AMD shit. Been doing this for nine years now, gettin' pretty damn tired of it... although it's definitely better than being completely blind, fer sher.
  12. Nope, but I'ma take a look at it. Damn, I miss the "Random" button.
  13. PM Chris Beard
  14. Tipicle tsip writting to find some way to slide in a suck and an aggy in one sentense.
  15. Glory Holes is a pretty pretty pretty good band name. They could play Village People and Queen covers - with the right venue, Milkmen would be apropos. Fat Bottom Girls for a backup group. I mean, it writes itself.
  16. Yeah, I don't think there was ever a question about his knowing the right place to bo... just doing the right thing when he got there.
  17. Now do "... colder than a witch's tit."
  18. TIL
  19. that, too.
  20. What's the hardest part of a vegetable to cook?
  21. Interesting you should project that. At least we can spell banana, though, so there's a silver lining in there somewhere. Also, you should take note of the fact that Mack is here because he just got through doing the exact same shit at UNC that he did here, and shit all over his own legacy, such as it was. He did his "give me X years to fix this" schtick, refused to resign and got his ass fired. The fact that our last go-round with Mack was more than ten years does not mean that we should embrace his return. Let me sum it up for you: FUCK. MACK. BROWN.
  22. So... if Sayin is an honest 6'1", apparently Arch is actually around 5'10", right?
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