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Tex Long

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  1. How did you get gidnik's login, Sally?
  2. No, "bored" was right, although it's a little unclear whether it modifies "mother", "fuckers", or even "y'all". No matter, I celebrate its Hemingwayesque succinctness.
  3. Slo-mo train wrecks take a while. Patience, grasshopper.
  4. The nail head... you have hit it, squarely. The major problem with our HC is that he is still buried face-down in the glory of his tactics, almost exclusively on the offense side. He needs to acquire an OC to take care of offensive tactics while he (and his analysts) can focus on the strategic issues. Talent is not a huge problem. We may not be on the top step, but we're not far behind the tOSUs and UGas, and we've gained a lot of ground on them the last couple of years. The most important thing, I think, is depth. We're closer to them on starters, and closing in on the second men up. We were - for the second season in a row - one or two fuckeed up plays from all the marbles. We should all be happy about where we are, but demanding continued improvement. Hook'em
  5. It ain't a foul if the guy in the striped shirt doesn't throw a flag.
  6. If only there were DTs in The Portal™...
  7. PM Urban Meyer
  8. Scripts work fine, until you run into some fucker who's built up an immunity to iocane.
  9. Y'all lighten up. The post under discussion was actually not bullshit in any way other than ridiculous over-use of latinate terms. For the most part, it was spot on, and if you could run it through a Vulgarizer app, it would look like a large portion of every other thread on Surly. Maybe start a new thread, title it "AI: Threat? Or Menace?"
  10. Liars. The design is intended to avoid being so obvious, as well as to eliminate re-entrant self-pollution. Unfortunately for the designers, it's already too late. AI is sitting in an air-tight closet, feverishly huffing its own farts.
  11. Get a chicken, a cigar, and a bottle of rum, stat! Jobu will take care of this shit.
  12. ChatCFB FTMFW ... with Thesaurator engaged for randomly multiple passes.
  13. Ellison's new squeeze needs to make him buy Smith for Sherrone. tOSU fans woould demand Day be fired.
  14. Team #miserable #fuckstick here. Obviously tOSU spent hundreds of man-hours analyzing the Norte Dome - Northern Illinois film.
  15. Coach Flood, Coach Flood to the white courtesy phone.
  16. If I were an Agent-type with some investment bucks, I believe I'd see about getting this guy into a rehab situation where he could straighten up and come out with a shot at a decent team.
  17. It absolutely is. It's perfect: nothing to lose and everything to gain.
  18. Hahahaha! This is where we needed Quinn to channel a Major Applewhite attitude and say "Fuck the Toss Sweep, gonna fake the toss and go nekkid Right. Helm, go with me - if I pump, you block, otherwise you better fuckin' catch it..." Second thought, that might be more Street than Applewhite.
  19. Sark mighta been going for the tie. Me? I'm going for the two-pointer, right. fucking. now. I mean, even if you tie, you have one opportunity to kick, and then it's two-pointers all the way down. Besides, with two minutes left, I'd rather put the opponent in a position of must-score... assuming the D didn't go into the Magic Prevent scheme.
  20. This probably belongs in the Dumb Question Amnesty thread, but do we have Red Zone scripts?
  21. This is the second year in a row that we came down to four shots at the game-winning score to get to the Grande Finale and came up short. This time was more of a disappointing gutshot than last one, mainly because we had a year to get our do-or-die act together and failed even worse than before. Like last year, I think we probably match up better against the other finalist. Like last year, I think the others win it all. I'm really hoping for the asteroid, but it ain't gonna happen...
  22. I'll have what they're having. Thanks.
  23. Nobody gives a fuck about which side of the road. Drive in the left side of the car, use whichever lane you want. Surly!
  24. Hopefully none of the students have come down with ptomaine poisoning?
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