Tex Long
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
No love for Attack of the Killer Shrews?
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Post a pic that makes you lol
- Lame joke thread
How come you never hear any jokes about Jonestown? The punch lines were too long.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Would this be a good time to point out that six years of Jimbo cost aggy $126,150,000?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Is it not posssible that we can, with out farther adieu, get onto the other seven pussies?- Grandpa (Tell Me ‘Bout The Good Ole Days)
And Wilson modernized the offense, and aggy prospered greatly. Right? Right?- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
The OL is the area I worry about the most. Failure at who to block and what angle on Sawyer on our final meaningful snap are burned into our collective retinas.- Grandpa (Tell Me ‘Bout The Good Ole Days)
ESWHDT- 2025 Celebrity Death Pool
One of - if not THE - best late night driving songs ever. Two AM, out somewhere between Deming and Lordsburg, running 110 in the middle of a pack of semis... yeah, fuck yeah.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
You're welcome to my share of that, however great or small it may be.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
?? Dibeetus? Cancer? Taking the rest of the foot? Arachnoid cyst?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Wrinkly pits. Would not. But Wrinkly Pits isn't the worst band name...- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
This is closely related to: Me: Do you want the red one or the blue one? Wife: The blue one. You know, because <proceeds to femsplain why she prefers blue for 11 minutes> ... did you hear a word I said!?!? Me: Blue.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Bullshit Barrage is a decenr band name. Shedeur might want to use it for his rap career.- S&P+ rankings: Overperformance or overcorrection?
I kinda like a ham'n'cheese grilled sammich with onions in the midle, on sourdough, with sides of two eggs up and hash browns. Carafe of pressed Jamaica Blue Mountain. Wouldn't mind a big glass of fresh-squeezed Valley OJ to start, long's we dreamin'.- S&P+ rankings: Overperformance or overcorrection?
If the OL is close to lsat year's version, the improved threat of QB runs and scrambles should raise the RB perormance nicely. Just adding QB keep to RPOs will spring the RB a few times a game, and we've seen Arch turn upfield, draw defenders and then pitch it. If the passing game improves, the running game improves, and the kicking game improves, we're going to be hard to beat. On the other hand, if we had some bread, we could have ham sammiches if we had any ham.- Tortilla Tossers Terrify Timid Travelers...(offseason fodder)
Well... Auburn took a guy who was kicked off Florida, and paid his dad a couple hundred grand on top of it. So they say...- Post a pic that makes you lol
No cooking needful... unless that sammich is Grilled Cheese.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
username checks- Things you really just don't get...
I believe you are referring to virtual clicks.- Steve Sarkisian is fucking awesome
Blowout proof? Better than Runs Flat?- Steve Sarkisian is fucking awesome
Mahomes, Mayfield (I know, I know), and Wuerffel are mot the worst company for Sark to be mentioned in.- Steve Sarkisian is fucking awesome
If you really appreciate it, go look up the cureent records for UGa and 0U opponents, and post them here. TIA- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Can't debark, gotta sit on the fucking plane for two hours because IT can't get the system running? Unless the plane catches fire, it doesn't get a whole lot worse... or maybe if they run outta "beverages" or the restrooms start overflowing.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Pre-double-mastectomy KB is the obvious decision here. Also, doodle bugs. - Lame joke thread
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