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Tex Long

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Everything posted by Tex Long

  1. No love for Attack of the Killer Shrews?
  2. How come you never hear any jokes about Jonestown? The punch lines were too long.
  3. Would this be a good time to point out that six years of Jimbo cost aggy $126,150,000?
  4. Is it not posssible that we can, with out farther adieu, get onto the other seven pussies?
  5. And Wilson modernized the offense, and aggy prospered greatly. Right? Right?
  6. The OL is the area I worry about the most. Failure at who to block and what angle on Sawyer on our final meaningful snap are burned into our collective retinas.
  7. One of - if not THE - best late night driving songs ever. Two AM, out somewhere between Deming and Lordsburg, running 110 in the middle of a pack of semis... yeah, fuck yeah.
  8. You're welcome to my share of that, however great or small it may be.
  9. ?? Dibeetus? Cancer? Taking the rest of the foot? Arachnoid cyst?
  10. Wrinkly pits. Would not. But Wrinkly Pits isn't the worst band name...
  11. This is closely related to: Me: Do you want the red one or the blue one? Wife: The blue one. You know, because <proceeds to femsplain why she prefers blue for 11 minutes> ... did you hear a word I said!?!? Me: Blue.
  12. Bullshit Barrage is a decenr band name. Shedeur might want to use it for his rap career.
  13. I kinda like a ham'n'cheese grilled sammich with onions in the midle, on sourdough, with sides of two eggs up and hash browns. Carafe of pressed Jamaica Blue Mountain. Wouldn't mind a big glass of fresh-squeezed Valley OJ to start, long's we dreamin'.
  14. If the OL is close to lsat year's version, the improved threat of QB runs and scrambles should raise the RB perormance nicely. Just adding QB keep to RPOs will spring the RB a few times a game, and we've seen Arch turn upfield, draw defenders and then pitch it. If the passing game improves, the running game improves, and the kicking game improves, we're going to be hard to beat. On the other hand, if we had some bread, we could have ham sammiches if we had any ham.
  15. Well... Auburn took a guy who was kicked off Florida, and paid his dad a couple hundred grand on top of it. So they say...
  16. No cooking needful... unless that sammich is Grilled Cheese.
  17. username checks
  18. I believe you are referring to virtual clicks.
  19. Blowout proof? Better than Runs Flat?
  20. Mahomes, Mayfield (I know, I know), and Wuerffel are mot the worst company for Sark to be mentioned in.
  21. If you really appreciate it, go look up the cureent records for UGa and 0U opponents, and post them here. TIA
  22. Can't debark, gotta sit on the fucking plane for two hours because IT can't get the system running? Unless the plane catches fire, it doesn't get a whole lot worse... or maybe if they run outta "beverages" or the restrooms start overflowing.
  23. Pre-double-mastectomy KB is the obvious decision here. Also, doodle bugs.
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