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Tex Long

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  1. For no really definable reason, I feel like Arch and his recivers are going to feast on quick throws against blitzers. How's tOSU's new DC on blitzing?
  2. Knew about the Win, didn't know it was a record or that it still stands. Most yards passing against Texas A&M by opponent: 536 yards, Steve Sarkisian, BYU, 1996.
  3. Tex Long replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Would we be correct in assuming "blowout" in this context is roughly equivalent to something like "super-shart"?
  4. Tex Long replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Had my first bit of cancerous skin cut off when I was - estimating here - 30, which would be 1973. Since then, I've long since lost count, but I'd guess probably 40 or so times. Mostly forehead, top of head, neck... although couple on face, one elbow, one back of hand. Almost all basal cell, few squamous cell. Last two or three semiannual trips to Dermo, been clean. So far, so good.
  5. Somebody ran the stoplight at the Shawnee bypass Roscoe tried to miss him, but he didn’t quite...
  6. Yep, and save the clips for bulletin board material.
  7. No boycott needed. His three favorite things are eating his dogs and eschewing commas.
  8. DM MensaTom It did show us we needed a coach who had already gotten past his personal demons, so there's that...
  9. Fuck, yeah... I'm all in on anybody serving on actual crockery instead of fucking styrofoam shit. +++
  10. Tex Long replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    '53. It was still only a quarter in '61 when I was a freshman at Texas. A gallon of gas and a longneck were both $0.25 then.
  11. Well... at least their coach didn't wear his T-MuuMuu to SEC Media Daze.
  12. Might as well go ahead and dump Riley, then. Just a little addition...
  13. When you run out of lists to eat...
  14. The only time I see or hear Cowherd is when Klatt pops up and it's one of his days on Cowherd's show. Klatt is not bad at all, and usually triggers a clip from 70-3.
  15. How does it work? How do you allocate your $20.5 megabucks?
  16. At 85 scholarship players, that's $240K per year "salary". That seems like enough to satisfy a lot of the players.
  17. SHouldn't take more than a coupla years until NC2A rules allow school's employees to participate on athletic teams. Prolly gonna hafta be full-time, although they might be able to have private employment as well. NC2A could say NO to this, but B1G and SEC are fairly well set up to defect if it fails. When players no longer have to "graduate" and leave, recruiting ceases to be a major issue. Be fun to watch governments trying to cap salaries in some legalistic fashion.
  18. He needs to chill, and write the reports for each period now. Cron them for issue on his personal system. Never forget: A thousand good boy atta-boys can be wiped out by a single awww shit.
  19. It worked for Tannehill.
  20. Say something - other than complaininfg nobuddy say nothing.
  21. Clothing-optional beaches FTMFW. There are few things that feel better than swimming nekkid.
  22. It's close. All it needs is to require the networks to air XII and ACC games instead of SEC and B1G. Well... that, plus require advertisers to pay the same rates for the XII and ACC games. It's a win-win-win-win for errybody.
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