Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Tex Long
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
"They"? I'm talking about home... You want to talk gym locker room... bring your own damn towel. You shower up, rinse off, stuff your wet towel in your bag with sweaty smelly tee, shorts, jock and sox - all bets are off.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
This was a part of an image of phone text. The rest wasn't all that funny, so I just typed it.
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Hood fights and other hood shenanigans
Add "Police Intel Group" and order up some PIGFAT Jackets. ... or FATPIG, if that suits you better,,,
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
Reminds me of when OJ was broadcasting a game in Buffalo and some player got KO'd. The trainers were hovering around him, and another talking head asked "OJ, you[ve been there on this very field... what are those guys saying to him?" OJ said, "They ask you what the score is, or who we playing,or what city we in. But it don't matter, 'cause your answer always the same." The guy said, "Really? What do you answer?" OJ said "You just say huuuhhhhh?" Many of us can confirm that.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Judging by Liucci's offerings and aggy posters' responses, there will be a new Motto: Meaty Ochre: It's Better Than Last Place
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Collin Johnson's toughness
Cool. Sprots is Big Buisness.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Gonna need some context... Scrabble, uv coarse.
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
And lose.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Prolly... assuming that by "solid opportunities" you mean "hard responses".
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
My three favorite things are eating my cats and eschewing commas.
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Things you really just don't get...
You played Rounders. The first thing you have to get in your head about the real Game is that there is no such thing as a "foul ball". The second thing is that if the bowler (you probably would still call him the pitcher) hits you with the ball, you're Out. It's also a whole lot more fun to play than it is to watch, so there's that...
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
What do y'all hate about chicken milk?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
They would have caught them if they were thrown by Applewhite. Or any other right-handed QB...
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
Well done. My first thought at end of 1: 5-0... Game. They aren't scoring six on this pitcher. Hook'em
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Saw a guy toss one in a big ol' camp fire once. It didn't explode, but it made a hell of a flash. I don't plan on experimenting with it...
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Yours had a floorboard?
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Post a pic that makes you lol
MGA don't got no "trunk", prolly you're thinking of the boot? First Miz Long drove a white one back in the day.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Aw hell, darlin', I ain't gotta ponder a bunch on that one. But I appreciate the invitation.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Was at a chemical plant - I think Chocolate Bayou - installing realtime computer control systems, hanging around control room building. The infirmary was attached to that. We saw four guys come running around the side, carrying a stretcher. We ran to open the door for them, and they had a bloody mess on that thing, guy was deader than a stone. He was a welder, had a pack of smokes and one of those little Bic lighters in his shirt pocket, and a big spark hit it and set it off. Turns out those fuckers had a hellacious amount of energy packed up, and that thing blew his top left side completely off, shoulder, chest, arm and all. I remained a Zippo guy my whole smoking life.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
... he said, not posting a funny picture...
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Post a pic that makes you lol
You're quite the little voyeuse.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Fuckin' southpaws, bastards spin the ball backwards.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
South Padre - don't recall hotel name. Fuck high rise, had the second floor Honeymoon Suite, overlooking the pool. Full width floor-to-ceilling sliding glass doors, wide open. Fabulous breeze blowing the see-through drapes. Told her the crowd couldn't see in, but I lied. Quite noisy, both of us. We built up to the great climax and got thunderous applause, cheers and whistles. Had to have supper sent up, couldn't walk, wouldn't walk.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Hahaha - it coulda been better, but the stew just watched. I don't think we woulda said no if she'd wanted to join in.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Zero-G probably removes a whole lot of needful athleticism. That, and you likely don't need or can't use Armybrat's sex swing.