Jump to content

Tex Long

Legacy Members
  • Posts

    6334
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Tex Long

  1. Like To Sway is a good name for an a cappella group, but not so much for a guitar band.
  2. Bought my daughter a 240Z in around '85 or so. It was a hella fine little car. TI for the win. But not a calculator as such, more of a math trainer. The FORTRAN compiler was shit, although Pascal was decent. Sorry for the derail, but aggy talk gets boring, and sometimes even music talk can't save it.
  3. Did they used to be the Johnson Twins?
  4. As Beavis might say, heh heh. You wrote "succumb". Heh heh. Heh heh heh. It seems like "succumb" could mean "opens her purse and lets me use my balls for a while".
  5. Great. Young dumbasses. Z80 is a CPU. IBM PCJr is a computer model. Might as well compare the 427 V8 to a Cadillac... or an aggy to Princeton. First, compare Z80 to 8088, and second, the 16-bit 8088 used on the PC was actually operationally slower than the 8-bit Z80... so, no, the PCJr was not "better" in any way other than aligning with the commercial reality of "yeah, it cost way too much and no, it didn't do exactly what we wanted, but hey, no one ever got fired for buying IBM."
  6. I believe it would be more like going to a urinal and "accidentally" finding a dick in your mouth. Advantage aggy.
  7. Prolly gonna see an instant pot.
  8. "Mine does that..." is the operative part, you're never outta luck if you've got (relatively) unarthritic hands. No need for sneakywhacking... hell, it's pretty good when she does decide to join in - it happens.
  9. This is why I want to go for the 2-pointer first OT for the win. Gonna get second-guessed anyway, if you lose later.
  10. Tree's got a message...
  11. The Z80 was/is a perfectly good little CPU.
  12. Sometimes he reads the D correctly? And Blue is F.A.S.T.
  13. nntp ftmfw EDIT: still have a reel-to-reel tape machine... although I have to admit I haven't fired it up since my preamp died.
  14. Damn, y'all young guys still struggling with this? Correct action dictates that when the appointed time arrives, you simply say something like this: "It's time, babe. You can go on to sleep, or read your Kindle, or watch a movie, or you can just watch, or join in and have a half-dozen screaming orgasms. Your choice... here we go." It's important to make sure she understands that orgasms are like time-outs - they don't carry over to the second half, much less to the next game...
  15. Triggered? Yeah, me too.
  16. Cowherd is a grade-A goofus. I don't watch his crap unless Klatt is on. I like Klatt, though. He actually understands Football, and he usually is pretty level-headed. He also gives Cowherd shit for some of his stupider utterings. ... and Klatt clearly re-lives 70-3 a few times a year, and that's kinda fun to watch.
  17. I've always enjoyed seeing a DT tackle a runner using the guy's own blocker. Alternatively, just grabbing the whole backfield and throwing them away one at a time until he gets to the one with the ball. Good work, Norton.
  18. Isn't Les Wexner a big tOSU donor? You know, Les, right? Victoria's Secret, Jeffrey Epstein, Model Agencies?
  19. Having a hard time believing we have more t-shirt fans than Norte Dome. Or being more hated. Although, be fair, if we include international fans, I can see more t-shirts. Hated, though? Don't think so - I've avoided many problems overseas by explaining that I'm from Texas, and while we are content to let the Ugly Americans believe we are one of their "States", we are in fact a separate country in every important way.
  20. Superior Titters is the best band name of the day... but it's early.
  21. Too much ambiguity. Is that a Good Thing™ or is it a Bad Thing™?
  22. This is so fucking dumb that it entrains a vortex of awesomeness. Damn fine idea. Damn fine.
  23. You're probably thinking of the Cock Toe Twins.
  24. The "solution" to Horns Down is simple: embrace it. Horns Up, Horns Down. It don't make a shit. You show the Horns, at all, we know we're in your head. Rent Free. Rent Free, baby. Wunna the games, not positive which, but I think SMU getting crushed by the Pedos, there was a crowd shot of the home teamers celebrating something, probably one of their pick-6es, and a number of them were Horns Downing. I was amused. At least there was no rhythmic slapping...
×
×
  • Create New...