Everything posted by Tex Long
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Post a pic that makes you lol
This is how I imagine Holly Rowe, back in the day. Someone denigrated "plane sex", but I'ma throw in 747 Upper Deck Lounge at 38,000 feet over Atlantic Ocean. Still gotta think it's true that Doggy and Reverse Cowgirl are the same thing on ISS.
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
Motto.
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
Been watching games instead of reading and typing. Gonna do it again tonight. Looking for fewer E's from fielders, more K's from Kavan. Prolly need more urgency from Coach Kiwi-breath. Gotta believe this is our time and not going to be thwarted by Tceh and their boughten superstar. Hook'em
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News stories that remind you of Surly
Bachelorette Party favors?
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2025 Countdown To Kickoff
That would be SHOELESS TONY CROSBY, I believe.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Markers apparently not the only things that got stuck up that butt...
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No, Mike Leach, YOU'RE awesome! [Pirates Last Voyage]
"Smu sold foam sabers. They were called Saggy Aggie Sabers. I miss the Southwest Conference." Saggy Aggy Saber needs to come back. Where's the Surly with the Foam Shop?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Canaries fucking looooove hemp seed. Fatten 'em up, break out the shishkabob set... mmmmm-mmmm! Ortolans got nothin' on crispy canaries...
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Children, what's that sound?
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
You've spelt "wymyn" incorrectly.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
The original phrasing from that ad is one of the all-time best low-key brain worms.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Been petty obvious from some of his scrawlings for a good long while. Prolly you saw it, but didn't notice it. Surly motto material, right there.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Gotta say it, no lie, Monkey Scrotum is a damned fine click-bait name for a band.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
If you take a nice, long hot shower, thoroughly scrubbing every nook and cranny of your body, then dry yourself with a nice clean towel... why is that towel now "dirty"?
- Austin Regional Thread
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
True, but Arch has better hair.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Truth be told, A fat, balding, has-been loser, passed out by the dumpsters behind The Chicken is absolutely perfect as a description of the average online aggy. Maybe it's a little too long, but that in itself is a description of said aggys' attempts at prose.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Meaty Nipple denial combined with gender discriminance seems like a Surly Thing.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I'd buy a ticket to the next Meaty Nipple concert.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
I'll take that as a "Yep"...
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Post a pic that makes you lol
No, he's a professor, just apparently not a Professor.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Gonna need annual additional 2-year extensions.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It's 0940 and aggy still Furks.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Anybody ever tell you that you sound a lot like Trev Alberts?
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
Background music.