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Tex Long

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  1. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Been around ten years since I finally gave up and admitted my teeth have always been pure rotten shit. I think I was at 11 or 12 crowns and looking at another two or three plus some of the old ones rotting out underneath... I went and had all 25 remaining teeth yanked in one marathon day and put 4 titanium screws implanted in top and four in the bottom (called "all on four") and next morning screwed in the newbies. That same day, I ate an apple or three for lunch along with a damn nice Ruben. Never had a second's worth of problems, never looked back, best damn dental decision ever made. I did look like someone who'd been kicked in the face about fifty times by Tommy Nobis - but that only lasted a week or so.
  2. Tell you what, amigo... having both of them on Ignore turns this into a readable, and even kinda fun, thread. Hits home when you pop into a fresh batch and see nine outta twelve posts show "You've chosen to ignore..."
  3. If this is true, it's just another reason to dislike USC and Riley. Chicken-fuckers, imo.
  4. I was wondering if a Championship Game team has ever been unranked the next season. Well, and (likely) not even in a Regional...
  5. ... and you were right. The stuff you quoted, that's not Math, it's Fantasy. Lewis Carroll shoulda toldja.
  6. First you make a roux blow up the pool...
  7. You spelled "fat" wrong. Source: Madden
  8. Soooo... Trump is $100,000,000 cheaper than TAMU?
  9. 2000s here.
  10. Earley prolly gonna be available...
  11. She'll notice fur all over the porch, first.
  12. Battle of the Inept is a good band name...
  13. aggy bench full of guys thinking "I shoulda gone with Schloss..."
  14. Meanwhile, in Collie Station, per talking heads "Aggies showing a lack of urgency."
  15. Funny how that relative price has turned out. In the 70s Europeans were driving diesel sedans, mainly because gasoline was $3 or $4 a gallon and diesel was a buck.
  16. Point 58 cents, eh? Less than a penny... don't think I ever saw it that cheap, although at the Co-op with no state/fed taxes - for Ag use, don'cha know - we paid 11 cents a gallon. I think full price was around 23 cents.
  17. Void of Attachments is probably not a good band name, but I'd at least leaf through a book with that title, and Van Morrison might write a song for it.
  18. Winning needs greatness - in hitting and/or pitching. Prefer both.
  19. I make it $123,000,000. $45,000,000 to coach. $78,000,000 to stop coaching. Apparently the replacement is paid less to do the coaching than Jimbo is paid to not do any coaching. Advantage, aggy.
  20. Obligatory: "I got yer orgasm, right here."
  21. This is the best advice in the thread, for at least the last couple of months...
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