Everything posted by Tex Long
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No, Mike Leach, YOU'RE awesome! [Pirates Last Voyage]
"Smu sold foam sabers. They were called Saggy Aggie Sabers. I miss the Southwest Conference." Saggy Aggy Saber needs to come back. Where's the Surly with the Foam Shop?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Canaries fucking looooove hemp seed. Fatten 'em up, break out the shishkabob set... mmmmm-mmmm! Ortolans got nothin' on crispy canaries...
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Children, what's that sound?
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
You've spelt "wymyn" incorrectly.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
The original phrasing from that ad is one of the all-time best low-key brain worms.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Been petty obvious from some of his scrawlings for a good long while. Prolly you saw it, but didn't notice it. Surly motto material, right there.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Gotta say it, no lie, Monkey Scrotum is a damned fine click-bait name for a band.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
If you take a nice, long hot shower, thoroughly scrubbing every nook and cranny of your body, then dry yourself with a nice clean towel... why is that towel now "dirty"?
- Austin Regional Thread
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
True, but Arch has better hair.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Truth be told, A fat, balding, has-been loser, passed out by the dumpsters behind The Chicken is absolutely perfect as a description of the average online aggy. Maybe it's a little too long, but that in itself is a description of said aggys' attempts at prose.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Meaty Nipple denial combined with gender discriminance seems like a Surly Thing.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I'd buy a ticket to the next Meaty Nipple concert.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
I'll take that as a "Yep"...
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Post a pic that makes you lol
No, he's a professor, just apparently not a Professor.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Gonna need annual additional 2-year extensions.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It's 0940 and aggy still Furks.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Anybody ever tell you that you sound a lot like Trev Alberts?
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
Background music.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
This thread is for Holy Shit, not No Shit.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Did not laugh. Hits waaaayyyyy too close.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Mandel is the answer. Dunno about actual crack, but substantially similar results.
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TIL, today I learned....
TIL that after a 4 year old from Nebraska was declared brain dead in 1983, doctors kept his body "alive" for more than 20 years. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5102206/ That boy is runored to be a 2005 graduate of Texas A&M.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
- Gwenyth Paltrow's Vagina Smell for the masses
It's not just any vagina smell. - Gwenyth Paltrow's Vagina Smell for the masses
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