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It's not just any vagina smell.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I didn't say I think aggy gets in, I said it wouldn't surprise me if they do. TV runs the sports world, and if TV thinks aggy will bring meaningful additional advertising revenue, then aggy will be part of the show. If it happens - which, by the way, I certainly doubt - it will be pitched as "feel good". The plucky aggy fightin' 12th man coming back from the adversity of having their coach kidnapped by the evil whorns and their fingers broken... what could feel better than that?- Post a pic that makes you lol
- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
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- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Chalk the tOSU responses up to penis envy. Got blocked by the big dick, so sad.- Post a pic that makes you lol
Yes, yes it is, I absolutely agree. The first time that sort of "quiz" material showed up for me - a fuckuvva long whileback - the ultimate version was If train A leaves New York City, headed west to Los Angeles at an average speed of 58 MPH, and at the same time train B leaves LA headed toward NYC, at 58 MPH on the same track, and the distance is 2517.5 miles, how does that make you feel?- Post a pic that makes you lol
You were okay with it 'til it got to the pride flag, though, right?- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
It's a shame that Sally made cookies instead of candles.- Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Insifferable Shit would be a good name for that bar's house band.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
That's because you're a sip.- Post a pic that makes you lol
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Do you even know the smell of Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina, bro?- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
But great tits, right?- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
My first thought...- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Because Nicholas Cage is also AI-generated.- Lincoln Riley to USC
I think that would be Get Tough and Get Fucked, though.- Lincoln Riley to USC
"Get Tough or Get Fucked" is decent SurlyMotto material.- Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Roger that. Once puberty kicks in, WYSIWYG.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I wouldn't be surprised to see aggy get in. It's a "feel good" story for many non-sips, and the TV money pretty much rules sports. Too bad, but thereitis.gif- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Quoted for multiple truths. They definitely need a B1G in their B1G Noon slot. Not a lot of love on West coast for 9AM games.- Post a pic that makes you lol
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