Everything posted by Tex Long
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Lame joke thread
My therapist asked me "So, how's your sex life?" I said "It's like a Ferrari, doc." He said "What's that mean?" I said "I don't have a Ferrari!"
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Forgot? Nahhh, just didn;t know the one and ignored the other. On the other hand, yippee-kai-yayying it up over that distance in spacetime isn't far removed from glorying in a #1 ranking from 1939, so there's that...
- Getting old sucks
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
I think he was runner-up for Heisman, too, so I'm guessing he made every possible All-America team...
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Byron White says "Hey, does being a Supreme Court Justice count for anything?"
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
And... "chosen to ignore..." I love Surliness. Aha! Finally noticed "ignore content", lending credence to "mention". Damn, now I gotta check it.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Crazy AND stupid is a bad recipe.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
OK, side o' bacon. And a red beer. Where's the Tabasco?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
They could shrink it even more by not showing quotes from ignored users... I sort of vaguely remember something about "mention" in the ignore dialogue - maybe that's it. I'll give it a try one of these days .
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That uniform tells you all you need to know about them. TEXAS Aggies
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Coffee, leave the pot. Two eggs, up. Biscuits, grits. Extra bacon.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Prolly already do, don'cha think?
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Getting old sucks
Been around ten years since I finally gave up and admitted my teeth have always been pure rotten shit. I think I was at 11 or 12 crowns and looking at another two or three plus some of the old ones rotting out underneath... I went and had all 25 remaining teeth yanked in one marathon day and put 4 titanium screws implanted in top and four in the bottom (called "all on four") and next morning screwed in the newbies. That same day, I ate an apple or three for lunch along with a damn nice Ruben. Never had a second's worth of problems, never looked back, best damn dental decision ever made. I did look like someone who'd been kicked in the face about fifty times by Tommy Nobis - but that only lasted a week or so.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Tell you what, amigo... having both of them on Ignore turns this into a readable, and even kinda fun, thread. Hits home when you pop into a fresh batch and see nine outta twelve posts show "You've chosen to ignore..."
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Nick Saban to co-chair President Trump’s planned commission on college athletics.
B1G + SEC = NFL Lite
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Lincoln Riley to USC
If this is true, it's just another reason to dislike USC and Riley. Chicken-fuckers, imo.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I was wondering if a Championship Game team has ever been unranked the next season. Well, and (likely) not even in a Regional...
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
... and you were right. The stuff you quoted, that's not Math, it's Fantasy. Lewis Carroll shoulda toldja.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
First you make a roux blow up the pool...
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You spelled "fat" wrong. Source: Madden
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
Soooo... Trump is $100,000,000 cheaper than TAMU?
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Texas Athletics - The Business
2000s here.
- Florida @ Texas Series Thread
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
She'll notice fur all over the porch, first.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
PM Justin Tucker