Everything posted by Tex Long
- Florida @ Texas Series Thread
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
She'll notice fur all over the porch, first.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
PM Justin Tucker
- Florida @ Texas Series Thread
- Florida @ Texas Series Thread
- Florida @ Texas Series Thread
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Funny how that relative price has turned out. In the 70s Europeans were driving diesel sedans, mainly because gasoline was $3 or $4 a gallon and diesel was a buck.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Point 58 cents, eh? Less than a penny... don't think I ever saw it that cheap, although at the Co-op with no state/fed taxes - for Ag use, don'cha know - we paid 11 cents a gallon. I think full price was around 23 cents.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Void of Attachments is probably not a good band name, but I'd at least leaf through a book with that title, and Van Morrison might write a song for it.
- Florida @ Texas Series Thread
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
... or make up some statistics?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I make it $123,000,000. $45,000,000 to coach. $78,000,000 to stop coaching. Apparently the replacement is paid less to do the coaching than Jimbo is paid to not do any coaching. Advantage, aggy.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Obligatory: "I got yer orgasm, right here."
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
This is the best advice in the thread, for at least the last couple of months...
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Cam Rising? I think I went to school with him in the 80’s. Good luck in retirement
Wasn't his dad the roommate of MensaTom? What's ol' Tom doing these days?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
If only Quinn could've played for Greg Davis... This is proof positive that Sark needs an OC.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Sark was recommended by Saban, that was the surprise. Saban was everyone's first choice, and we did what the wise do: having approached the Best and been turned down, we asked him who's the Next Best, and he told us to get Steve... and we did. So far, so good.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
1977, Los Rodeos Airport, Tenerife. What's left of two 747s, after one taxied across the runway that the other was taking off from. Killed 583.
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Transfer QB Matthew Caldwell
Maybe Sark and them fellas just thought it might be a docent idea, having a place-kick holder who could actually get the laces out and the ball straight and could throw a pass on a fake kick. Disclaimer: I have no idea whether Caldwell has ever held for kicks, but I also have no idea whether the "I'm told..." schtick has the slightest validity. Damn, I wish we'd had a spring game to see what we've got.
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Week 2, 2024: Texas at Michigan
Biff Poggi to the courtesy phone. Mr. Poggi to the cpurtesy phone, please.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
There's a reason that one of the more disgusting "sex" acts is called a Cleveland Steamer.
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Justin Tucker
Aren't massages and involuntary hand jobs covered in Leviticus?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
My wildest take is how much better this thread is with not one, but two, oral diarrheactivists on Ignore.
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Justin Tucker
Is there a buyout involved here?
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Dumb Question Amnesty Thread (football edition)
Glenn Warner. AKA "Pop".