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Tex Long

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  1. Poultry Pimp is good, but too many syllables. I'ma go with "Fowl Pimp". Looks like we're headed for a bigger band here, though, so maybe just "The Pimps"?
  2. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Welp... new plastic lens in my right eye seems to have settled in pretty well. Opto said 20-50 last Wednesday - and acted as though that's a surprisingly Good Thing... and I'm gruntled. It's even better now, so the gruntling continues. Left eye next week. That one's been 20-300 forever, and functionally worse when you add in AMD and cataract to the major astigmatism. I'll be happy if it just stays close enough that I can still read without specs. I've read left-eyed my entire life, and I'd just as soon be able to nod off while reading without having to worry about specs... Excelsior.
  3. Ðhat is a þorny problem, fer sher.
  4. This, right here. Soda, pop, soda pop, coke, cocola... I gave up and commenced to calling it "fizzy water"...
  5. First, proper plural is "yous" (spent time in Northeast Yankeeland). Second, "ye" appears to be an ongoing copying error. The actual word in original documents was ðe, using the symbol "eth", which is a "hard" or "voiced" th-sound, as in this, that, and other, but not with. The transliteration of a "y" in place of the "eth" is understandable. Thees and thous in the bible translations attest that the mis-take was not universal.
  6. Heisman Calibur is a decent band name, for a football town. You've spelt scoth incorrectly.
  7. Quite a lot of really excellent choices here. I approve of most of them as "Greats". But the top... Never a doubt: it's Carlin.
  8. No one knows, and/or no one's telling. For $9.95, some one will tell you some thing.
  9. Wrong. The discussion would be far mnore appropriate in the Quinn Ewers thread.
  10. Timeline notwithstanding, history will show that the truly great Artist of the Twentieth Century was Salvador Dalí. There was no Gala - it was always Miz Armybrat.
  11. It's why we celebrate your oeuvre.
  12. Quoted for Absolute Truth
  13. This seems to be a decent move for Sam. Gruntled.
  14. ESPN killed five stories?
  15. They key here being "since"...
  16. Why do you hate Methodists?
  17. If nothing else, Parker Livingstone is the Whitest Name we've had on the two-deep since Carrington Byndom.
  18. I still blame Mack for not convincing Vince to stick around for his Heisman and another Crystal Ball.
  19. Either your son, or yourself, has not been trained in any Art if PhotoGraphy at all - not to mention Attention to Pattern Recognition.
  20. Is there something in this picture you'd prefer your son not see?
  21. Tell us you can't lick your balls without telling us you can't lick your balls.
  22. There were shits in our tents, the night the bear went after the bag we hung in a tree. Turned out what he wanted was a tube of Colgate.
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