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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet
Tex Long replied to Coach pop a bitch's topic in Football
Didn't hit you in the face, though, just doinked off the mask. You shoulda caught it. -
Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet
Tex Long replied to Coach pop a bitch's topic in Football
You won't have to catch it... it'll be stuck in your mask. -
Tell you what, we hit that first down around the ten, I thought we were gonna win it. One of the biggest last-second disappointments ever.
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Cheaper than nuking them from orbit.
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You've left out the lamination of their wimmens.
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30 years and 40 pounds ago, that was a hot, hot young lady.
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
Tex Long replied to SimkinsMan's topic in Football
True dat. Howsomever... it's never to early to ignore the possibility of having to replace Sark, whether illness, death, or a call from Jerrah. And if something actually does happen, who ya gonna call? Guy that does the AFLAC ads - the shorter one - probably not interested, but he might have an opinion... -
Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet
Tex Long replied to Coach pop a bitch's topic in Football
When Quinn is ON, We Gonna Win That's all we need to Know. Hook'em -
Thinking more like "Coach, if I can't get more PT, I'm gonna hafta get in the portal." "Well... bye."
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Yep. Had some right-in-the-hands drops coupled with "wtf, you don't have to knock the CB on his ass, but at least get in his way...".
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Props for bringing in recon force. Even if unintentional...
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Guessing partly "why should I bust my ass in practice, when I don't see the field on Saturday" versus "you don't get in the game because you don't run your routes and catch and block in practice" resulting in "you should take your talents elsewhere and quit wasting practice reps here".
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You can't quit me, I'm fired.
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Said overnight after surgery, one day in bed, easy does it five or six days, no problems at all. Day in bed at home was because had a bleedy leg vein, no problemo.
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Let me ask...
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It's fine when the plumber's actually there to do the relight. I've got a son and son-in-law who've had the ablation procedure, stopped the afib for both.
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Don't let the pilot light go out. It's a bitch to restart.
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Is it your opinion that explicit editorial constructions are virtually unreal?
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If... if... if... Triple if projection, impressive and Surlily done!
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet
Tex Long replied to Coach pop a bitch's topic in Football
The meatchicken game had me thinking Quinn had found his Gronk (or Kelce, for you younguns) in the person of Gunnar Helm. Flashes of that since then, and it needs to come back full time. -
Damn, man. C'mon, I get worried when my normal 55 gets up in the 70's. I can't imagine hitting 130s and hanging there. On the other hand, Miz Long's normal is 90s, so there's that.
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We can all take consolation in the fact that no one in America has died of "Old Age" since 1951. Every death is categorized as "of", "from complications of", and "with" one or more Official Causes, and "Old Age" is not one of them.
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Better motto than band name.
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Need a designated follower to get the next question after Kurt. "Coach, some moron asked you about ____________. Does that have any bearing on any game we have played or have yet to play, and do you have any idea why such a stupid question could come from someone pretending to be a journalist?"
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Nah. "I tripped on an acorn" is all they need to hear.
