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Tex Long

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  1. Quoted for Absolute Truth
  2. This seems to be a decent move for Sam. Gruntled.
  3. ESPN killed five stories?
  4. They key here being "since"...
  5. Why do you hate Methodists?
  6. If nothing else, Parker Livingstone is the Whitest Name we've had on the two-deep since Carrington Byndom.
  7. I still blame Mack for not convincing Vince to stick around for his Heisman and another Crystal Ball.
  8. Either your son, or yourself, has not been trained in any Art if PhotoGraphy at all - not to mention Attention to Pattern Recognition.
  9. Is there something in this picture you'd prefer your son not see?
  10. Tell us you can't lick your balls without telling us you can't lick your balls.
  11. There were shits in our tents, the night the bear went after the bag we hung in a tree. Turned out what he wanted was a tube of Colgate.
  12. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Had cataract surgery in right eye on 3/25. No problems, pain less than my monthly AMD med needle in eyeball, so not unhappy there. Second day now (3/27). No pain at all. The main thing I notice is that the "background" color of life is a brighter and whiter in the new lens eye than in the old (also with a cataract to be removed in three weeks, yellower and not as bright). So, that's good, and expected. Eye quack said it would be fuzzy for a couple or few days, but damn, it's a hell of a lot fuzzier than before. That, and the fact that colors are in fact not brighter. I don't recall there being much color difference before, but the old eye is definitely "better: color at this point... I get the fuzzy part, but the color thing is kind of bothersome. I mean, looking at the furniture in this room, it's mostl red leather and brown, and the red is noticeably brighter in the still-cataracted eye. I was thinking colors would be brighter, but... maybe it's just that the yellowish lens adds to red more than the clear lens does. Oh, well... guess I'll see in a few days, uhhhhm literally. If the fuzzy goes away I'll be a happy camper.
  13. Change "Foot Massage" to "Pedicure" and you got a deal.
  14. Shit's (or Shits) getting in tent's.
  15. Unbelievable amount of hand-wringing and worry-bead pawing going on in here. Don't give a fuck about "returning production" or such-like bullshit. Inventing totally meaningless stats because some others have linemen coming back, who started last year... but who wouldn't have made the two-deep at Texas last year OR this year? Sheerest stupidity. All we really need to do is be in the top twelve by December 1st. If tOSU, UGa, and Notre Dame male it back to semifinals, or not, I don't care. I think we'll be there. Anyone who thinks we aren't going to be able to play at that level needs to fuck right off. The only way we don't is to endure a massive wave of injuries - and that's so fucking unlikely that there's no sense in even considering it. D is going to be as good, if not even better. Passing game is going to be better. Ground game is going to be better, if only because having Arch's running ability takes at least one Defender off the table and give RBs more room. Special teams? If it isn't markedly worse than last year, we'll be fine... but I suspect, I expect, it'll improve. We're good, and we're going to be a lot of fun to watch.
  16. Ah. Yet another problem from the perspective of poors.
  17. Actually, near as we can tell, the place was built in 189x. There was neither running water nor electricity at the time. No one forgot to ground the wiring when it was added.
  18. How exactly is this a "problem" of any sort?
  19. Can't lie - I always imagined a Peg-Marcy pairing in my 3some imagination.
  20. You've spelt capitalized tu incorrectly.
  21. One thing I want to see coming out of this work, is for Arch to have more than one or two guys he trusts. Sark certainly has his favorites, and that's okay, but all of my experience - playing, watching, reffing, studying - not just football but all sports, most times, there's at least one guy who is having his day... everything's clicking for him, everything he does is Right. I'm hoping Arch is on that plane and ready to tell Sark to put in [REDACTED] and call That Play.
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