Tex Long
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Any TE who looks at Helm's hi-lites should want to have a chance to catch passes from Arch,
- Texas @ Kentucky Series Thread
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Asshole moments you wish you could take back
No strong regrets, but similar story. Several years back, visit to Doc for general checkup. Doc does his thing, leaves me with PA, who is an absolutely gorgeous 35-40 year-old woman. She does a couple more things, then says "Let's just check your prostate." I say, "Uhhhhh, okay... if it's mutual." She says "Mutual? Meaning what?" I say "Well, if you're going to stick your finger up my butt, I ought to get to stick my finger up yours, no?" She laughs, responds with "Oh, I wasn't going to use my bare finger!" I said, "Neither was I." Still waiting for that check...
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
It has to do with the same reasons men can get dressed and headed out the door in a few minutes, while women need at least 45 minutes, even if it's just for a trip through the pharmacy drive-thru. Basically, it's about the concept of "outfits". A man is almost never concerned with specific colors, any combination is perfectly good as long as (1) it's not soaking wet, (2) it has no (overly) large holes, and (3) it doesn't smell (particularly) bad.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Back when the earliest "always on" modems hit the 'net - before the 'net became the web - I wrote a little piece of software that would run a chunk of text through a thesaurus and save the results. One of the first bits I tried, before it got too boring, came back with "I vow fealty to the symbol of the Bonded Modalities of America..." I'm pretty sure that code was swiped by certain government agencies and has been heavily involved in speech-writing for these many years.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Gonna need to fix that face-width-to-horns ratio. Does she have her personal redesign posted? ... maybe add some bevels in there somewhere...
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Yeah, something in the red zone needs to get more than just "focus".
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Lame joke thread
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. Two to screw in the light bulb, and one to give you a blowjob while you watch the first two screwing.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
This is the point, of course. Errybody seriously doubts it happens... but it would help take some of the ridiculous levels of attention pressure raining down on Arch's head.
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Lame joke thread
What's the difference between a bonus and a penis? Your wife will always blow your bonus.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
I was thinking "possess", but brevity is the soul of something something.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
He doesn't what the level? Sumbitch seemed (seems?) plenty fast and able to get open. If the drops were basically just lack of concentration, and his attitude and effort are up to snuff, I wouldn't mind giving him June and July to show out and give Arch another reliable target. But, meh, you're prolly right...
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Maybe the saddest thing about aggy is that the vast majority of their time is spent trying to compare themselves to us, usually with excuses about mistreatment unfairly causing them to fall short... while our references to them are 99.9999999999% of the form "I could use a good laugh, let's see what aggy is up to."
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Yeah, I'd like to see this story turn out well... I think a lot of us feel this way. I don't suppose Sark would consider a second third chance? But it might be worth a look - let him in Summer School, work out with teammates, see if it's a real change. Would be a hell of a thing if it worked out.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Booger McFarland says "Hi".
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Trev Alberts is still the biggest dumbfuck around.
They're just making sure they've got Jimbo lined up, for when Day loses to Meatchicken yet again. Larry Ellison gonna write that check.
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Things that remind you of growing up poor.
You've spelt panty pages incorrectly.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Anything to do with judging meat?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
This probably belongs in the Stoopid Kweschuns thread, but... Is there a Miz Billy to comfort our boy after a hard day banning customers?
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Trev Alberts is still the biggest dumbfuck around.
One of the bestest names available. Gotta hire a guy from aggy, name sounds like a dog choking...
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Georgia @ Texas Series Thread
In baseball's long seasons, there are must-win games and there are games that are good to win, but no big deal if not. Schloss appears to be coaching to get the team better, rather than killing himself trying to win every single game. Things are so much better this season. My camping is full of happiness.
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2025 NCAA Men's Final Four in San Antonio
Can't lie... Coogs or no, the outcome gruntled the fuck outta me.
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Poultry Pimp is good, but too many syllables. I'ma go with "Fowl Pimp". Looks like we're headed for a bigger band here, though, so maybe just "The Pimps"?
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Getting old sucks
Welp... new plastic lens in my right eye seems to have settled in pretty well. Opto said 20-50 last Wednesday - and acted as though that's a surprisingly Good Thing... and I'm gruntled. It's even better now, so the gruntling continues. Left eye next week. That one's been 20-300 forever, and functionally worse when you add in AMD and cataract to the major astigmatism. I'll be happy if it just stays close enough that I can still read without specs. I've read left-eyed my entire life, and I'd just as soon be able to nod off while reading without having to worry about specs... Excelsior.