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Tex Long

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  1. There are few things in life better than a stack of pecan waffles accompanied by two eggs, up, with bacon and hash browns at two A.M. when you're not quite too drunk to stand up without holding onto the back of a chair.
  2. Meanwhile, back at the game... SIAAAA but whose refs are we going to see?[
  3. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Who among us has never heard her (whoever she is) scream "FUCK ME! FUCK ME LIKE AN ANIMAL!" or the like? Secondarily, perhaps a more specific substitute for "an animal", such as [REDACTED].
  4. When you've burnt all the furniture, you just make do.
  5. Are saying Casey Thompson is finally out of eligibility?
  6. Truer words were never floated upon the digital firmament. Like many others hereabouts, I have family members who are actual graduates of that school on the Brazos. They aren't closely related by actual blood family, praise Jebus, but they exist. Here's the thing: many, perhaps most, of them actually believe the shit that flows from TexAgs and its environs. No amount of fact-checking will convince them otherwise. Truly, the slightest critical evaluation of any of the material shows it to be less related to reality than the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus, but that doesn't faze them. On the one hand, the quote above is perfectly accurate. It is stupendously pathetic... and it should make us all feel pangs of nearly infinite sorrow for them. But the sweet, sweet taste of aggy tears is too strong to allow anything but joy, unconfined. Let the tears rain down.
  7. Hell, yeah. Fresca and almost anything alcoholic always delicious summertime beverage. Especially if there was a swamp cooler set on high that you could stand in front of. I was surprised when all the bullshit fruity drinks with 5% alcohol in them started popping up, but nobody thought to put that 1/2 oz (ok, 0.6 oz) eyedropper of alcohol in that Fresca and brand the fuck outta that.
  8. +1 He wasn't great, but he was competent, and he was a hell of a lot better than the QBs in damned near every other game. Fot a guy in only his third start, he did pretty damn well. Fuck, yeah. Hook'em
  9. Well, fuck 'em. If they didn't want their chests beaten, they shoulda left their shirts buttoned.
  10. When that French's bottle gets to the point where you can't scrape any more out, put a teaspoon of your wife's White Wine in it and shake it up. You might want to put the cap back on the mustard bottle first, if she hasn't already lost it.
  11. This young man seemed like a really good person, and he did everything we asked of him, and won 2 1/2 games for us. Wishing him nothing but the very best.
  12. I've not tried mustard, but I might be up for it. I like German brown mustard, but perhaps something brighter would be better? EDIT: I've also never tried devil's semen - well, or any other source, for that matter.
  13. Tell me you've never tried peanut butter and mayonnaise without telling me you've never tried it. To be fair, any good bread will do. You might want to use almond butter or cashew butter, as well.
  14. It's okay, but you only get the full flavor in a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich. On sourdough. And real Hellman's - none of that Mackrel Whip or Dook's bullshit.
  15. Y'all need to cut Mack some slack. He spent his entire life playing second fiddle to his older brother. Real-life aggy-type little brother stuff. Watson was pitcher and shortstop, Mack played first. Watson was quarterback, Mack played fullback. Watson was point guard, Mack played small forward. Hell, he got his nickname, Mack, because neither Mom nor Dad could remember his actual name. Mack got to coach Texas, won the National Championship. But Watson coached Vanderbilt, richer and smarter. All things considered, I'd love to see him coach UNC into the CFP... and hope we get a shot at them. There's a lotta lotta payback due for 2010-11-12-13. We aren't gonna get a lot of shots at it. Hook'em
  16. Tex Long

    BC @ FSU

    I have to admit I had not seen that one. It is pretty typical of the play I've seen - hell, errybody seent it - from DJU. I can understand why Ore State would take a chance on him, but there is no excuse for Norvell to give him a shot, and worse, to keep him in the game... twice. This might be one of the worst coaching decisions ever. It would - will? - be topped by trotting him out against uhhh Bye next week and then Memphis. ohpleasegodplease.gif
  17. Polite society prefers "flathulence". Not that there's any polite society hereabouts... but just FYI.
  18. I always tend to think of ass-biting as being on, not in.
  19. Tex Long

    BC @ FSU

    I was surprised, a couple of years ago, that Dabo kept putting Ukunangalelei back on the field after watching him play exactly like this for series after series. I wasn't surprised when he transferred out. I didn't pay any attention to Ore State, since it was so entertaining to watch the entire PAC melting into a puddle. I was more surprised to see him transfer back into the ACC, when pretty much the whole conference had already seen his lack of actual skill, close up. I was not surprised to watch him basically shit all over the field in Fookin' Dooblin. But then I was surprised once again to see his career come full circle and keep getting put back on the field, series after series. Norvell is toast. Emmett Kelly is spinning in his grave so hard that he's likely already augured halfway to China.
  20. NSIAP Want to see us get up on Meatchicken enough that we see Arch in Ann Arbor.
  21. Was waiting for aggy to jump in with something like "t.u. coach already started, now he's being sobered up before public appearance." Did anyone else have really low sound level?
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