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Tex Long

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  1. New Surly Motto: imminently reasonable and balanced takes Soon, our takes will be reasonable and balanced?
  2. Mukluks with over-the-calf solid wool boot socks and deerskin soles. Thousand year old Topsiders for warm weather. Last couple of mukluks from in-laws in Minnesota, real stuff.
  3. So many issues, you have to wonder exactly what Milwee's job is.
  4. I think the talking heads for tOSU - Indiana game said 13.
  5. This is an insanely Good Point.
  6. I agree. I just feel like that was Sark's thinking at the time. I don't condone it. I did scream WHAT THE FUCK??? when Quinn came back out on the field. I'm done screaming, but I'm still ummmm puzzled - to say the least.
  7. Hate to even think about that game. I thought the fact that we had to burn a timeout after the injury timeout for Colt so that Squints could find his helmet (or borrow one that fit) ... was a Bad Sign.
  8. This is a fact. Plus one. That and Quinn's trip to the tent and halftime exams said no additional damage would be done if he kept playing.
  9. Push it back twenty-plus.
  10. Really, rather than "Biggest Tites" we should rank by "Best Tites". To keep discussions going strong, there should be no clear definition of what actually constitutes "best". Additional parameters could be brought into play, such as protrusion, roundness, cup size, nipple location and/or size and/or color, firmness, et cetera.
  11. Guessing you've never worn a nightgown, either?
  12. One of my very first cars was an XK 120 Coupe. It was hella fun to drive, when it was actually drivable, but its electrics were filthy with green wires, and useful running time probably was better measured in hours rather than days. It did cure my desire for any sort of British mechanical devices, so experiences related here hit close to home.
  13. Rapeseed always sounded to me as though someone typo'ed and missed the "G" at the start. On the other hand "Canola" sounds much healthier, although possibly a component in a euthanasia scheme.
  14. It may not be much good as a band name, but it sounds much more scienc-y than "squashed ball".
  15. Actually, banana's not all that bad, but you have to mash it up to get the full effect... slices just don't quite get it.
  16. Sark following Saban's example, and not letting coordinators and assistants do press conferences keeps the light off of all of them. At least they don't have to learn what to do with their hands and how to stop swaying back and forth or left and right.
  17. Not to put a damper on the thread, but the title is incorrect. Kentucky has in fact played this far west, in 1951, when they played us, here. But no farther, so that's good. So, fix it, or roll with it, it don't make a shit. FIGHT !!! 🤘
  18. On the bright side, Girlcum Tobias is an outstanding name for a band.
  19. Still wondering how Tennessee is #17 SOS but we're #38. Tenn's OOC are 13-29 and include 0-11 Kent State, ours are 22-18. Their "big game" was NC State (5-5) while ours was Meatchicken (also 5-5). The SEC games are identical except they have Bama and we have aggy. Just doesn't seem like anough of a difference in opponents to account for the rating discrepancy. Just win, baby. Hook'em
  20. Hey, now... you know the story: never up, never in. Do, or die.
  21. One of the all-time great cinematic performances. You know why? Because he was perfectly cast. He wasn't acting, he was being himself and simply pretending. Much like Surly...
  22. Fuck a five-gallon bucket full of "what if...". Just win, baby, just win. But, as for what actually happened so far, as opposed to what if... The only difference between our SEC schedule and Tennessee's is that we play aggy and they play Bama. We beat Piggy while they didn't. I haven't heard a buncha bitchin' about how soft Tennessee's schedule is. And speaking of results... Oregon squeaked by Wiscy by a field goal, and Bama kicked the living shit outta the Badgers. Transitive or no, there's something to chew on.
  23. I think the real point is that aggy allegedly has been amplifying crowd noise to make it seem like they give a fuck. The speakers on the sideline thing is new, and seems likely to be against SEC rules.
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