Everything posted by Tex Long
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Wrong. The discussion would be far mnore appropriate in the Quinn Ewers thread.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Timeline notwithstanding, history will show that the truly great Artist of the Twentieth Century was Salvador Dalí. There was no Gala - it was always Miz Armybrat.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
It's why we celebrate your oeuvre.
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
Es claro.
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
English, motherfucker.
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
a la
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Quoted for Absolute Truth
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Sam Ehlinger
This seems to be a decent move for Sam. Gruntled.
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The Downfall of Craig James
ESPN killed five stories?
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
They key here being "since"...
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Why do you hate Methodists?
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
If nothing else, Parker Livingstone is the Whitest Name we've had on the two-deep since Carrington Byndom.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
I still blame Mack for not convincing Vince to stick around for his Heisman and another Crystal Ball.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Either your son, or yourself, has not been trained in any Art if PhotoGraphy at all - not to mention Attention to Pattern Recognition.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Is there something in this picture you'd prefer your son not see?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Tell us you can't lick your balls without telling us you can't lick your balls.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
There were shits in our tents, the night the bear went after the bag we hung in a tree. Turned out what he wanted was a tube of Colgate.
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Getting old sucks
Had cataract surgery in right eye on 3/25. No problems, pain less than my monthly AMD med needle in eyeball, so not unhappy there. Second day now (3/27). No pain at all. The main thing I notice is that the "background" color of life is a brighter and whiter in the new lens eye than in the old (also with a cataract to be removed in three weeks, yellower and not as bright). So, that's good, and expected. Eye quack said it would be fuzzy for a couple or few days, but damn, it's a hell of a lot fuzzier than before. That, and the fact that colors are in fact not brighter. I don't recall there being much color difference before, but the old eye is definitely "better: color at this point... I get the fuzzy part, but the color thing is kind of bothersome. I mean, looking at the furniture in this room, it's mostl red leather and brown, and the red is noticeably brighter in the still-cataracted eye. I was thinking colors would be brighter, but... maybe it's just that the yellowish lens adds to red more than the clear lens does. Oh, well... guess I'll see in a few days, uhhhhm literally. If the fuzzy goes away I'll be a happy camper.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Change "Foot Massage" to "Pedicure" and you got a deal.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Shit's (or Shits) getting in tent's.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Unbelievable amount of hand-wringing and worry-bead pawing going on in here. Don't give a fuck about "returning production" or such-like bullshit. Inventing totally meaningless stats because some others have linemen coming back, who started last year... but who wouldn't have made the two-deep at Texas last year OR this year? Sheerest stupidity. All we really need to do is be in the top twelve by December 1st. If tOSU, UGa, and Notre Dame male it back to semifinals, or not, I don't care. I think we'll be there. Anyone who thinks we aren't going to be able to play at that level needs to fuck right off. The only way we don't is to endure a massive wave of injuries - and that's so fucking unlikely that there's no sense in even considering it. D is going to be as good, if not even better. Passing game is going to be better. Ground game is going to be better, if only because having Arch's running ability takes at least one Defender off the table and give RBs more room. Special teams? If it isn't markedly worse than last year, we'll be fine... but I suspect, I expect, it'll improve. We're good, and we're going to be a lot of fun to watch.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Ah. Yet another problem from the perspective of poors.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Actually, near as we can tell, the place was built in 189x. There was neither running water nor electricity at the time. No one forgot to ground the wiring when it was added.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
How exactly is this a "problem" of any sort?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Only with her tongue.