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Tex Long

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  1. More ins and outs and what-have-yous than bird law.
  2. Horns Down.
  3. Hmmmm. I'm not sure I've ever used left-handed turkey baster.
  4. Kitchen utensils? I mean, turkey basters, sure. But...
  5. As I recall, aggy was 8-0, lost by one point to Rice, two points to us, and 3 points to Tennessee. I think those were 7-6, 9-7, and 3-0.
  6. I'm impressed by the design and construction of the jumps.
  7. Thanks where it's due: Thanks, Sark.
  8. Without searching, I'm gonna assume it's Wally Pipp...
  9. whynotboth.gif Just because it hasn't been done...
  10. "No, sweetie, the pants don't make your butt look big. No, ma'am. It's not the pants."
  11. Almost all of us can see into the past, but only some of us see into the future with any real accuracy.
  12. How many more games does DJU start or even play in before Norvell shrinks into a puddle of goo and disappears?
  13. Not the worst, but... Wrong Carolina, imo.
  14. Just got back on. Huge longtime OCMS fan. What song did the idiots cover?
  15. Soon as I seent this picture, I started hearing the Benny Hill Yakety-sax theme.
  16. As do we all. EDIT: mainly because it means he - and by extension, the team - kicked ass this season. Looking back to '09, Colt would have won it if not for Donkey Kong Sue.
  17. Paul Hornung (mid-1950s - I think '56?) won it while playing for a miserable team. QB and HB and Kicker for Notre Dame but won only two games. He was a star in pro ball, too. Lombardi loved him at Green Bay. Guarantee nobody on a team with a losing record even shows up on the ballot any more.
  18. Now define circular... In the game the first was definitely targeting. The second was borderline. The field refs were XII. Generally, at least the last ten or so years, visitors' refs are on the field and home refs man the review staff, although I think that's a contract matter and we played Bama in Austin with XII refs and in Tuscaloosa with SEC refs. (Side note: my book says we won that first Bama game; our own conference refs fucked us out of two points and a short field. PK and the D failed us there, just as they did the 2023 0U game.)
  19. IIRC they offered it to Vince (when they stripped Bush) but he turned it down. Too bad he didn't take it - I don't think they have sufficient scrotal circumference to take it away from Vince or make it a tie...
  20. T-O, ASU ball on TxSt 18 3rd and 8. Damn, 1st and goal. Def game.
  21. Ballgame - almost. 02:00 warning. Maybe magic happens. But I doubt it. SWT looks decent, better than I expected, but I didn't PM Traylor
  22. 4th and 5 02:26 to go
  23. 31-28 ASU 03:35 TXST ball on own 23
  24. INT. Shit.
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