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Tex Long

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  1. Has anyone ever gotten a straight answer about what appears to me to be the near-universal female behavior of showering before dressing up to go work out, yoga, pilates or whatever?
  2. Don't discount the possibility of having the same refs who gifted LSU the win over SC. I don't think Josh Pate is the only aggy-lover around those parts.
  3. Tex Long

    Cart Narcs

    Offer your emptied cart to a by-passer headed to the store. If he doesn't want it, fine, just follow him inside with it. There are various scenarios from there - let your imagination guide you.
  4. So... if the regressing QB who was going Pro is instead not going Pro, we've got problems? Yeah. No. I'd think he, not we, have problems. If he goes in the crapper the rest of the way, he's done. He could go for the Pro draft or he could transfer to Duke. All good. On the other hand, if he comes back to Good Quinn the rest of the way, he'll surely go Pro. All good. Regardless, it looks like we'll not be seeing him on the field here next season. I could see him here, but only if Arch heads off into the sunset. Not good.
  5. Goes without saying, I'd uhhhh not say.
  6. Not really. It's just that the hinges are kinda gummed up with cat piss.
  7. What's impressive is falling into the Sarchasm head-first while calling Texas "they".
  8. Win, and control your own destiny; lose, and depend on others. Advantage, uhhhh...
  9. Or, who knows, maybe someone's headset comms lines or frequencies got crossed when they were fucking with them at the start of the game, when Kirby complained about them?
  10. I take that as referring to drops by the defenders, fumbles that weren't lost... stuff that makes you say "whewwww".
  11. You've spelt "hi__" incorrectly.
  12. This is the sort of thing that happens when Luigi and Fingers join you on the sideline and inform you that the Boss needs you to score 'cause you ain't covered yet.
  13. If only there were some way we could study their Defense's tells...
  14. Thanks for posting this. It's substantially the same information I found at the time (other than possible new life in Old Country). It also appears that it was not just Sandusky under investigation, but the entire Second Mile (? I think that was the organization's name) group that was allegedly heavily involved in child abuse. I believe Second Mile "sold" itself to a similar outfit, in Dallas, and when subpoenas of Second Mile records were sought, the new group couldn't find them. Darn.
  15. In the midst of some post-Georgia clip, I heard a UGa player say that they had studied our tells and basically knew where every call was going. Kirby wouldn't pass that along to Lea, would he?
  16. Bet they pronounce it as "leader" hosen, too. Germans laugh their asses off when some dumb American mentions "singing pants". Advantage, aggy?
  17. Don't forget the Good Hair...
  18. Yes. But no. He wasn't, but he is. Does he recover? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
  19. Tex Long

    High

    You know Willie said that finding pot saved his life, right? Sure as hell worked for him so far.
  20. She? I always thought the Tooth Fairy looked like he was related to Liberace.
  21. Took him wayyyyy too long to throw it, no doubt.
  22. Probably a stoopid kweschun, but did we ever see Ewers taking a hit or other action that caused the oblique injury?
  23. Yeah, I was gonna do the 3 Wheeler, but it just seemed wrong. I shoulda thrown a water bottle.
  24. RENT FREE
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