Everything posted by Tex Long
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Getting old sucks
Tell me about this porn board. I'm still curious about the post in the wrong thread, though.
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Getting old sucks
I got hauled off to the hospital for a heart attack (1999, I think), which turned out to be gall stones. Went in for that three- or four-hole laparoscopy surgery, which was a pretty new deal then. The top hole wound up being much larger, because of what the surgeon ssaid was the biggest gall stone he ever saw... bigger than a chicken egg, close to duck egg size. Fuck, oh dear... no wonder it hurt so badly. But it really healed up pretty quickly, and no real pain. I was 56 at the time, so reckon it ain't just youth to account for it. But I still ain't wearing a bikini...
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
I know, but my old ass prolly isn't ready for her strapon.
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Getting old sucks
If I'm taking that wrongly, I apologize, but I assume that was meant for my post. I'm not sure why you feel the need to play thread police, and particularly so when you fail to offer an alternate thread. It should come as no surprise to see you were currently hanging out in CR when I looked. Again, if "wrong thread" was about some other post, I apologize.
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
Wrong part of Hot/Crazy Matrix. Would, but not at my place, not at hers. Prolly hotel but room in her name. Would want buddy wating for OK phone call. Be a good idea to pre-load a course of 'cillin. On second third thought...
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
I believe the fuzz was thinking from around $25K to 50K a month for a couple of years, so hourly rate was pretty good.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Somewhere between half and four-fifths?
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Getting old sucks
I haven't thought about this for quite a while, but your observation brought it back to mind. My step-dad visited me the night he died. He was completely gold, didn't look like clothed, but he wan't naked either. He said everything was fine, and the lives we lead make perfect sense viewed from there. He said that the pain we survivors felt, that pain is not for him, but for ourselves, and that once we realize that, we can let go of it. He told me there was so much he had to do and learn, and that reincarnation is a choice, not a certainty. Everything, even things we are horrified by, are inconsequential when viewed from there. Said he wouldn't be coming back to us again. and he turned and walked away, disappearing over the horizon. One other thing he told me was that we should understand that Worry and Prayer are exactly the same Thing. People who want to pray but can't, aren't doing it right. Worry is just imagining that Bad Things are going to happen. Prayer is just imagining that Good Things are going to happen. Now you know. Whenever you realize you're imagining Bad Things, just flip that mental switch from Bad to Good.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
My take has always been that almost all of the folks we call "actors" would be better called "pretenders". They happen to be photogenic, and they never do anything except dressing up, making up, and pretending to be someone else.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Classic "computer crime" from the Olden Daze... Guy used his Apple II to print invoices, which he sent to pretty much every big oil company, engineering, and construction company in the south. He read all the business news and journals, found big multi-million dollar projects and sent invoices for random amounts between $500 and $1,000 with that project and a senior VPs name as the reference. He figured Accounts Payable wouldn't fuck with a VP Project leader of a $75,000,000 project over a few hundred bucks. He was right. It worked for a couple of years, until he got lazy (or too busy laundering krugerrands) and sent the same amount invoices a few months in a row; the AP people at Conoco thought $683.19 had already been paid twice, tried to contact him and discovered the invoice's main office street address was an empty lot in Houston, and ... busted. Apparently he paid back some of the money, but nowhere close to all, did a couple in the slammer, got out and disappeared. Most of the victims were pretty embarrassed and wouldn't work with IRS, and the bank accounts that the money went through were regularly emptied by cashier's checks, payable to jewelers and coin dealers.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Watson Brown is Mack's big brother. Mom and Dad always loved him best.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Yah, you know, I figgered that besides the good-natured banter about posting volume, there would be remarks about Gramma's basement having windows, or this guy being too stupid to open the box and put the chair together.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Yebbut... "party" and "taco". Lotsa room there.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Just curious, but - is there no pussy, or is it just not an issue? Well, or both, I guess.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Long season. It's earley daze still.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Evidently Chickentown
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
He should be, but I think it may depend on whether a sooner alum will step up with a bag of cash to send him on his way.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Nah, it's Jimbo.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Hair loss, sudden death...
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
Then he's a fucking moron. But we already knew that.
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
It is still puzzling to me (other than $$$) that a head coach who is so lacking in understanding of how to football, that he dumps Gabriel for Arnold, still has a job.
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2025 Drunk Thread
Nice shower, industrial strength shampoo, nice terrycloth bathrobe... it could happen.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You've spelt "hook'em" incorrectly.