Everything posted by Tex Long
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
Soooo many years ago there were Dawn and Donna. Guaranteed if you saw them one at a time you had zero idea which one was which. Together, you still couldn't tell, you just had to take their word for it. They usually wore different outfits, but for all you could tell they swapped clothes at lunch. Far's I know, none of us ever had our fantasies come true - I sure didn't. Only saving grace was that they were not super-hot, just ummmm "pleasant" looking. Woulda.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Where is Meat Pimp when you need him?
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Always gruntled to see a new Surlyism pop up.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Absofuckinglutely.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Fuck the calendar, I need a post-card set.
- Getting old sucks
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Agree. Caving is nightmare fuel. Already have more than enough. Falling is flying, no real problems.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Does Dartmouth have Cal Poly on their schedule?
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NFL Passes New Rule For Kickoffs
Go to "singles". Any kick (including punts) that doesn't get brought out of EZ is a point for kicking team. Kick goes out of the EZ, no point, receiver gets the ball on the 20. Kicking team can't initiate possession but can "down" ball in the EZ for a point.
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Lame joke thread
No doubt, lives up to thread captioning.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. FUCK NO.
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Getting old sucks
Purely anecdotal. FWIW, out of five or six different folks I know, all but one wound up worse off following spinal surgery. Maybe relief at first, but increased problems in terms of pain and/or mobility in year or two. The one with good results suffered a broken neck - bad c4 injury - in a vehicle accident and according to quacks likely would have died if a survivor hadn't kept him breathing until EMT arrived and took over. He spent weeks in ICU and months in a halo. No problems later that I know of.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
It's like we lived by a script...
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Fuck me. You know, I'm one of the Surlies who have not been shy about voicing an opinion on Mack, and nearly always a negative one. Not so much his coaching abilities, which I believe are uhhhh let's say, good, but not great. No, more about his being a contemptible human being in so many ways. I don't think he behave so on purpose, it's just ingrained in him so deeply that he does it without even thinking about it. If your dog acted like this, you'd try to train him better... but, having failed at that, you'd take him for a last trip to the Vet. It's time.
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
Stoopid 'sip. The aggy Spring Game is a Bowl.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Cereal for breakfast? I don't fucking think so. Two eggs sunny, runny; four slices of bacon; two slices of sourdough toast; 8 oz RGV OJ fresh; coupla cuppa Jamaica Blue Mountain or Sumatra, black.
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
Yep, that's what she said.
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
The idea that the a spring game gives tamperers too much of a look doesn't really seem all that big a deal. Maybe it's more that players might be more tamperable because of not getting to play a big role, and looking for that playing time.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
It just keeps getting "better". Has this stupid fucker been fired yet?
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Whose job is it, then? Regardless, you'd think the fucker would be familiar enough with the road, which he presumably drives ten times a week, to refrain from driving into the water. Apparently you'd be wrong, though.
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
Too much information. On another issue, I'm fairly certain I've never had a full massage while other than sky-clad. I'm also fairly certain I've never actually commanded my penis to erect itself... not successfully, at least.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Where was the flood gauge, back where he went in? Fucking highway department. I've been saved twice by seeing a flood gauge showing 3 or 4 feet of water at a low crossing.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Let me know if they're playing in Van Horn.
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
Adductors upper attachment is pretty deep in the growin' area. Nothing short of a porno thong gonna give the masseur - or masseuse - access. Wouldn't be a problem, but who among us actually owns one?
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
Not impressed. If he could raise the Hawg Blanket, different story.